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04-05-2004, 10:51 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
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04-05-2004, 09:54 PM | #19 (permalink) | |
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i shall right here & now knight you both & you shall both from here on out forever be respectively entitled to the proper nonsense land gentlemens' title of "sir fremen" & "sir flyman". <img src="http://www.texancultures.utsa.edu/memories/TEXT/potter/0PossumQueenlx.jpg"> yes, you may now kiss my feet, but don't be sloppy. please be careful, the black nail polish may not yet be quite dry. yknow y'don't wanna mess up the queen's fresh pedicure! <small>oh gawds... this role so don't fits me too well...</small>
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04-05-2004, 10:02 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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large oversight...
paddyjoe started this ruling thing. *dubs "sir paddyjoe" & while i'm at it... *dubs "sir bundy" & "sir astroglide" <small>if i got any of that fancy royality speak wrong, don't kiss <i>my feet</i>! if yeah catch my drift i might require sleep now, huh?</small>
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04-05-2004, 10:06 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Ohh! Can I be a minstrel?
Bravely bold Sir Fremen rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Fremen. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Fremen. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Fremen. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
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04-05-2004, 10:30 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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Batman...
i fear you did not pass the audition for minstrel. this queen was not amused, but rather repulsed. might we interest you in the title of the royal executioner?
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04-05-2004, 10:35 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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apparently the position of Assistant Private Secretary to the Queen is open. (Queen of England, that is - not Queen Bernie)
(i'm not joking - ad was in The Economist) the requirements are tough, but with my new knighthood in the land of Nonsense, i may be in with a shot...
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04-05-2004, 10:48 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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dear sir bundy,
at the next weekly queen tea, i will speak to clandestinely to elizabeth regarding your qualifications for the position. i feel most certain that we can arrange this gig for you. love, Q.bern
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04-06-2004, 06:18 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
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04-06-2004, 08:31 AM | #31 (permalink) | |
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<b><font color="red">++++++++ royal note: this rookie jogproof thread has been successfully hijacked ++++++++</font></b>
<b>sir flyman</b>: face licking approved *twitters gleefully* <b>sir paddyjoe</b>: spongebath approved - meet me in the royal bathing chambers after tea *dubs "<b>sir crack</b>" Quote:
the other knights shall decide the royal method of execution upon review of said resume.
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04-06-2004, 09:17 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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Shall I remove "Jogproof" from thy royal prescence your most fearful and fantasticful-ness?
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04-06-2004, 10:42 AM | #33 (permalink) |
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hey, everyone's all Royal now. Sir this and Sir that. What about me, yo?
What would you see fitting for me my lovely queen?
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04-06-2004, 10:49 AM | #34 (permalink) |
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sir crack, please promptly escort the rookie known as jogproof to the royal confinement quarters until the other knights have determined your method for the execution of the said rookie.
*sips tea & daintly nibbles on a biscuit*
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04-06-2004, 11:05 AM | #36 (permalink) | |
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04-06-2004, 11:44 AM | #38 (permalink) | |
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I personally find hangings to be a little too messy, but I could handle the responsibility. If all else fails I could always bore them to death. I excel at that and no materials are needed.
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04-06-2004, 12:50 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
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May I suggest... your most bernedette-ness... that the rookie be forced to listen to "Badger-badger-badger" until his eyeballs bleed honey...
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