Sell a mattress based on its "experience"? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ritzboi · 03-02-2004, 05:41 PM

Think selling a mattress with details on how many times you've had sex on it is a good idea?

"Yeah, this mattress is great for a new couple. Hell, I've screwed on it at least 600 times.. and feel how comfy it is still!"

GraveTaker · 03-02-2004, 06:15 PM

For sure that's a great idea, then you can really tell if the mattress is reliable or not. I don't want a bed to fall apart on me while certain things are going on in the bedroom...LOL

sigma1042 · 03-03-2004, 01:28 PM

only if famous people had f'd on it
then you could sell it on ebay for some serious jack

bernadette · 03-03-2004, 01:35 PM

i don't want no stinkn' well used mattress with somebody else's jizz all over it.
i don't care how comfy it may still be or how cheap it's being sold for. ewwwww

Karby · 03-03-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
i don't want no stinkn' well used mattress with somebody else's jizz all over it.
i don't care how comfy it may still be or how cheap it's being sold for. ewwwww

that makes two

NoLa · 03-03-2004, 01:56 PM

Speaking of mattresses, I'm saving up for a Sealy, they are soooo comfortable.

ritzboi · 03-03-2004, 07:22 PM

It's so comfy though..

Astrocloud · 03-03-2004, 07:35 PM

I'd do it but I don't sell many mattresses.

aphex140 · 03-04-2004, 08:38 AM

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgAcA...62415102062036

Bill O'Rights · 03-04-2004, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
i don't want no stinkn' well used mattress with somebody else's jizz all over it.
i don't care how comfy it may still be or how cheap it's being sold for. ewwwww

Errr...yeah. Count me with bernadette. Gu-ross!! C'mon bern, let's go shoppin' for a new mattress.

Kewpie Dan · 03-04-2004, 09:30 AM

but then again, maybe all the sexual energy might have been stored in the mattress, now all we need to do is learn how to harness it so we can solve the energy crisis.

we all know what we must do......bang like crazy!

bernadette · 03-04-2004, 10:28 AM

lol @ aphex's image

<b>slight urine smell... </b>

who in the hell would pay 40 bucks for something that should be hauled to the dump??

thejoker130 · 03-04-2004, 10:32 AM

This is why i refuse to sleep in a hotel room bed.
cam you imagine how many nasy people have been boinkin in one of those things

ritzboi · 03-05-2004, 05:54 PM

Not a hotel bed, a home bed.

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What if it was a bed that had been sexed up by nothing but hot girls, no man? Hmm? What about that?

03-05-2004, 08:59 PM

I'd much rather buy a Tempur-Pedic and trust that NASA can give a good product idea for those who have a lot of sex. They had us in mind.

moonstrucksoul · 03-05-2004, 09:10 PM

if it's Swedish how could it be bad?

ariekitten · 03-05-2004, 10:59 PM

i don't want a used bed......
unless i'm the one who's used it....

03-02-2004, 05:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
ritzboi Upright	Sell a mattress based on its "experience"? Think selling a mattress with details on how many times you've had sex on it is a good idea? "Yeah, this mattress is great for a new couple. Hell, I've screwed on it at least 600 times.. and feel how comfy it is still!"

03-02-2004, 06:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	For sure that's a great idea, then you can really tell if the mattress is reliable or not. I don't want a bed to fall apart on me while certain things are going on in the bedroom...LOL __________________ GraveTaker

03-03-2004, 01:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	only if famous people had f'd on it then you could sell it on ebay for some serious jack __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

03-03-2004, 01:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i don't want no stinkn' well used mattress with somebody else's jizz all over it. i don't care how comfy it may still be or how cheap it's being sold for. ewwwww __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-03-2004, 01:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
NoLa Crazy Location: St.Louis, MO	Speaking of mattresses, I'm saving up for a Sealy, they are soooo comfortable. __________________ Through the warmest cord of care your love was sent to me I'm not sure what to do with it or where to put it

03-03-2004, 07:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
ritzboi Upright	It's so comfy though..

03-03-2004, 07:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I'd do it but I don't sell many mattresses.

03-04-2004, 08:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgAcA...62415102062036 __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

03-04-2004, 09:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	but then again, maybe all the sexual energy might have been stored in the mattress, now all we need to do is learn how to harness it so we can solve the energy crisis. we all know what we must do......bang like crazy! __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

03-04-2004, 10:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	lol @ aphex's image <b>slight urine smell... </b> who in the hell would pay 40 bucks for something that should be hauled to the dump?? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-04-2004, 10:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	This is why i refuse to sleep in a hotel room bed. cam you imagine how many nasy people have been boinkin in one of those things __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

03-05-2004, 05:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
ritzboi Upright	Not a hotel bed, a home bed. -- What if it was a bed that had been sexed up by nothing but hot girls, no man? Hmm? What about that?

03-05-2004, 08:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	I'd much rather buy a Tempur-Pedic and trust that NASA can give a good product idea for those who have a lot of sex. They had us in mind.

03-05-2004, 09:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	if it's Swedish how could it be bad? __________________ no signature required Last edited by moonstrucksoul; 03-05-2004 at 09:39 PM..

03-05-2004, 10:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	i don't want a used bed...... unless i'm the one who's used it.... __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~