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Sell a mattress based on its "experience"?
Think selling a mattress with details on how many times you've had sex on it is a good idea?
"Yeah, this mattress is great for a new couple. Hell, I've screwed on it at least 600 times.. and feel how comfy it is still!" |
For sure that's a great idea, then you can really tell if the mattress is reliable or not. I don't want a bed to fall apart on me while certain things are going on in the bedroom...LOL
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only if famous people had f'd on it
then you could sell it on ebay for some serious jack |
i don't want no stinkn' well used mattress with somebody else's jizz all over it.
i don't care how comfy it may still be or how cheap it's being sold for. ewwwww |
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Speaking of mattresses, I'm saving up for a Sealy, they are soooo comfortable.
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It's so comfy though..
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I'd do it but I don't sell many mattresses.
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but then again, maybe all the sexual energy might have been stored in the mattress, now all we need to do is learn how to harness it so we can solve the energy crisis.
we all know what we must do......bang like crazy! |
lol @ aphex's image
<b>slight urine smell... </b> who in the hell would pay 40 bucks for something that should be hauled to the dump?? |
This is why i refuse to sleep in a hotel room bed.
cam you imagine how many nasy people have been boinkin in one of those things |
Not a hotel bed, a home bed.
-- What if it was a bed that had been sexed up by nothing but hot girls, no man? Hmm? What about that? |
I'd much rather buy a Tempur-Pedic and trust that NASA can give a good product idea for those who have a lot of sex. They had us in mind. ;)
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if it's Swedish how could it be bad?
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i don't want a used bed......
unless i'm the one who's used it....;) |
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