Would you lay her? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cheezhead · 03-01-2004, 01:21 PM

http://deltasquad.free.fr/princesa.wmv

uncle phil · 03-01-2004, 01:31 PM

wow, richard simmons' revenge...

GraveTaker · 03-01-2004, 01:43 PM

There's two reasons to why taht guy was wearing those black sunglasses. 1. was that he didn't want to see what he was doing or 2. he was dead and they tried to cover that up by putting sunglasses on him so taht we couldn't tell by his eye. Personally i wouldn't, but all i have to say to that guy is, "Slap that thigh and ride the waves"

cheezhead · 03-01-2004, 01:54 PM

http://www.webdanes.dk/wohoo.swf

Ov3rKiLL · 03-01-2004, 03:06 PM

that is just pure nastyness. i rather jack off 20 times then wasting myt ime on that shit.

Kewpie Dan · 03-01-2004, 03:19 PM

wow, you'd need a 10 foot shlong to get through all that flesh. it'd be like harpooning a whale with a tooth pick...

splck · 03-01-2004, 03:32 PM

I guess I'm supposed to say thanks for the post

paddyjoe · 03-01-2004, 03:59 PM

Was that bundy on the bottom?

moonstrucksoul · 03-01-2004, 05:09 PM

everyone needs a little love, y'know.

GraveTaker · 03-01-2004, 06:38 PM

"everyone needs a little love, y'know."

Yes, this is true, but i think that was murder, how was he suppose to breath with her bouncing up and down on him like that?

thejoker130 · 03-01-2004, 09:35 PM

Something about that speaks to the primordial male in me. He says

"AHHHHHHHH.....AHHHHHHHH......WAAAAAAHHHH.....AHHHHHH!!!!"

skier · 03-01-2004, 09:37 PM

Cheezhead that pun physically hurt me... yep, yep i'm bleedin over here

bundy · 03-01-2004, 09:40 PM

would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.

Zander · 03-02-2004, 01:14 AM

IF I WAS DRUNK

sillygirl · 03-02-2004, 01:52 AM

oh god. why did I click on the link? WHY?

Fly · 03-02-2004, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.

dude............you'd lay anyone/anything wouldn't you?

ohh.....and........no, i don't think i would

paddyjoe · 03-02-2004, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.

aack!

Tophat665 · 03-02-2004, 04:36 AM

Now, I like heavy women, but she's a bit much, don't you think? Just looking at her, I'd have to say no, but it could be that there's something more to her that could change my mind.

Fat girls need love too - more than skinny girls, I think, or they wouldn't eat so much (in a lot of cases). Also, there's really no amount of hopping up and down on your pelvis that any human being could do that would actually hurt you. Finally, not across the board, but by and large, big girls give head like champs.

BullHazzer · 03-02-2004, 06:40 AM

I'd have to say no.

Was she trying to take off there by doing the bird imitation? Maybe it adds to the sensation, get the waves rolling even more.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 03-02-2004, 07:29 PM

How can she feel if its in?

The guy might be dead because he doesn't move at all.

Glad

txgirl · 03-02-2004, 07:33 PM

hmmm...RUN!!!!

scrappmittens · 03-02-2004, 09:49 PM

OMG I EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING!

phathom · 03-03-2004, 01:11 AM

Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish.

Latch · 03-03-2004, 02:42 AM

What?

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665

Fat girls need love too...

...but they have to pay.

Oh!

/family_guy

krwlz · 03-05-2004, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phathom
Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish.

Thank you for the moral lesson of the day... That said...

FUCK NO i would lay her. Damn man... Just damn.

jobu · 03-05-2004, 09:17 AM

oh boy! i hope that bed has some sturdy legs

blktour · 03-05-2004, 07:07 PM

oh hell no and even if she was the last woman on the face of the earth. and me being horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moonstrucksoul · 03-05-2004, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
dude............you'd lay anyone/anything wouldn't you?

maybe bundy would fuck a snake if you will hold it straight for him

toiletraccoon · 03-06-2004, 07:41 AM

thanks, now i dont think i'll ever get aroused again

VF19 · 03-06-2004, 07:20 PM

no.. no... NO...
jesus, take it AWAY

Astrocloud · 03-06-2004, 07:52 PM

There are a number of factors I would have to consider. Before "laying" said woman

#1 What's in it for me? Do I get any money for this?

#2 Will my friends have to know?

#3 Is Viagra out of the question?

#4 Do I have to be on the bottom?

#5 Wouldn't she be happier with Bundy?

orange monkeyee · 03-06-2004, 08:00 PM

YOu'd have to pay me at least a six digit sum to attempt to harpoon that creature

mystmarimatt · 03-06-2004, 10:57 PM

hmmm, i just feel bad for the guy under, not because she's so horrendous or anything, but because she weighs so much, it has to be painful. If i was in love with her, I'd probably have sex with her...otherwise, probably not.

But what the fuck is with her flapping her arms?

WarWagon · 03-07-2004, 12:42 AM

How am I supposed to lay her? Theres no fucking way I could pick her up to begin with.

mrphil2 · 03-07-2004, 09:07 AM

i banged a big girl like that once

paddyjoe · 03-07-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrphil2
i banged a big girl like that once

Aha, years ago. The big bang.

santafe5000 · 03-07-2004, 12:03 PM

Make damn sure you hospitalization is paid up. Or make sure your on top.
If you have true feelings for someone, their appearence is not something that really matters.

Order_of_Monkey · 03-07-2004, 12:13 PM

im crying on the inside for that poor man

Boo · 03-07-2004, 12:25 PM

I really don't think that I could.........nope, uh-huh, don't think so.

03-01-2004, 01:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	Would you lay her? http://deltasquad.free.fr/princesa.wmv

03-01-2004, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wow, richard simmons' revenge... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-01-2004, 01:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	There's two reasons to why taht guy was wearing those black sunglasses. 1. was that he didn't want to see what he was doing or 2. he was dead and they tried to cover that up by putting sunglasses on him so taht we couldn't tell by his eye. Personally i wouldn't, but all i have to say to that guy is, "Slap that thigh and ride the waves" __________________ GraveTaker

03-01-2004, 03:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	wow, you'd need a 10 foot shlong to get through all that flesh. it'd be like harpooning a whale with a tooth pick... __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

03-01-2004, 03:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	I guess I'm supposed to say thanks for the post __________________ nice line eh?

03-01-2004, 01:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	http://www.webdanes.dk/wohoo.swf

03-01-2004, 03:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ov3rKiLL Banned	that is just pure nastyness. i rather jack off 20 times then wasting myt ime on that shit.

03-01-2004, 03:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Was that bundy on the bottom?

03-01-2004, 05:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	everyone needs a little love, y'know. __________________ no signature required

03-01-2004, 06:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	"everyone needs a little love, y'know." Yes, this is true, but i think that was murder, how was he suppose to breath with her bouncing up and down on him like that? __________________ GraveTaker

03-01-2004, 09:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	Something about that speaks to the primordial male in me. He says "AHHHHHHHH.....AHHHHHHHH......WAAAAAAHHHH.....AHHHHHH!!!!" __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

03-01-2004, 09:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	Cheezhead that pun physically hurt me... yep, yep i'm bleedin over here __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

03-01-2004, 09:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	would i lay her? yes. vigorously. __________________ Ohayo!!!

03-02-2004, 01:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
Zander Banned Location: Vegas/So. Cal	IF I WAS DRUNK

03-02-2004, 01:52 AM	#15 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	oh god. why did I click on the link? WHY? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

03-02-2004, 07:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	hmmm...RUN!!!!

03-02-2004, 04:36 AM	#18 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Now, I like heavy women, but she's a bit much, don't you think? Just looking at her, I'd have to say no, but it could be that there's something more to her that could change my mind. Fat girls need love too - more than skinny girls, I think, or they wouldn't eat so much (in a lot of cases). Also, there's really no amount of hopping up and down on your pelvis that any human being could do that would actually hurt you. Finally, not across the board, but by and large, big girls give head like champs. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2004, 06:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
BullHazzer Crazy Location: The land between the two rivers	I'd have to say no. Was she trying to take off there by doing the bird imitation? Maybe it adds to the sensation, get the waves rolling even more.

03-02-2004, 07:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	How can she feel if its in? The guy might be dead because he doesn't move at all. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

03-02-2004, 09:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
scrappmittens Upright Location: Upstate NY	OMG I EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING!

03-03-2004, 01:11 AM	#23 (permalink)
phathom Crazy	Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish. __________________ -snooch to the nooch

03-05-2004, 09:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
jobu Crazy	oh boy! i hope that bed has some sturdy legs

03-05-2004, 07:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
blktour Psycho Location: Anchorage, AK	oh hell no and even if she was the last woman on the face of the earth. and me being horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-06-2004, 07:41 AM	#29 (permalink)
toiletraccoon Upright Location: beautiful NJ	thanks, now i dont think i'll ever get aroused again

03-06-2004, 07:20 PM	#30 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	no.. no... NO... jesus, take it AWAY

03-06-2004, 07:52 PM	#31 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	There are a number of factors I would have to consider. Before "laying" said woman #1 What's in it for me? Do I get any money for this? #2 Will my friends have to know? #3 Is Viagra out of the question? #4 Do I have to be on the bottom? #5 Wouldn't she be happier with Bundy?

03-06-2004, 08:00 PM	#32 (permalink)
orange monkeyee Banned	YOu'd have to pay me at least a six digit sum to attempt to harpoon that creature

03-06-2004, 10:57 PM	#33 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	hmmm, i just feel bad for the guy under, not because she's so horrendous or anything, but because she weighs so much, it has to be painful. If i was in love with her, I'd probably have sex with her...otherwise, probably not. But what the fuck is with her flapping her arms? __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

03-07-2004, 12:42 AM	#34 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	How am I supposed to lay her? Theres no fucking way I could pick her up to begin with.

03-07-2004, 09:07 AM	#35 (permalink)
mrphil2 Upright Location: Maryland	i banged a big girl like that once __________________ expect the unexpected

03-07-2004, 12:03 PM	#37 (permalink)
santafe5000 EVIL! Location: Southwest of nowhere	Make damn sure you hospitalization is paid up. Or make sure your on top. If you have true feelings for someone, their appearence is not something that really matters. __________________ When all else fails, QUIT.

03-07-2004, 12:13 PM	#38 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	im crying on the inside for that poor man __________________ Have a day

03-07-2004, 12:25 PM	#39 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	I really don't think that I could.........nope, uh-huh, don't think so. __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.