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cheezhead 03-01-2004 01:21 PM

Would you lay her?
 
http://deltasquad.free.fr/princesa.wmv

uncle phil 03-01-2004 01:31 PM

wow, richard simmons' revenge...

GraveTaker 03-01-2004 01:43 PM

There's two reasons to why taht guy was wearing those black sunglasses. 1. was that he didn't want to see what he was doing or 2. he was dead and they tried to cover that up by putting sunglasses on him so taht we couldn't tell by his eye. Personally i wouldn't, but all i have to say to that guy is, "Slap that thigh and ride the waves"

cheezhead 03-01-2004 01:54 PM

http://www.webdanes.dk/wohoo.swf

Ov3rKiLL 03-01-2004 03:06 PM

that is just pure nastyness. i rather jack off 20 times then wasting myt ime on that shit.

Kewpie Dan 03-01-2004 03:19 PM

wow, you'd need a 10 foot shlong to get through all that flesh. it'd be like harpooning a whale with a tooth pick...

splck 03-01-2004 03:32 PM

I guess I'm supposed to say thanks for the post:( ;)

paddyjoe 03-01-2004 03:59 PM

Was that bundy on the bottom? :lol:

moonstrucksoul 03-01-2004 05:09 PM

everyone needs a little love, y'know.

GraveTaker 03-01-2004 06:38 PM

"everyone needs a little love, y'know."

Yes, this is true, but i think that was murder, how was he suppose to breath with her bouncing up and down on him like that?

thejoker130 03-01-2004 09:35 PM

Something about that speaks to the primordial male in me. He says

"AHHHHHHHH.....AHHHHHHHH......WAAAAAAHHHH.....AHHHHHH!!!!"

skier 03-01-2004 09:37 PM

Cheezhead that pun physically hurt me... yep, yep i'm bleedin over here

bundy 03-01-2004 09:40 PM

would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.

Zander 03-02-2004 01:14 AM

IF I WAS DRUNK

sillygirl 03-02-2004 01:52 AM

oh god. why did I click on the link? WHY?

Fly 03-02-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.



dude............you'd lay anyone/anything wouldn't you?





ohh.....and........no, i don't think i would

paddyjoe 03-02-2004 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
would i lay her?

yes.
vigorously.


aack!

Tophat665 03-02-2004 04:36 AM

Now, I like heavy women, but she's a bit much, don't you think? Just looking at her, I'd have to say no, but it could be that there's something more to her that could change my mind.

Fat girls need love too - more than skinny girls, I think, or they wouldn't eat so much (in a lot of cases). Also, there's really no amount of hopping up and down on your pelvis that any human being could do that would actually hurt you. Finally, not across the board, but by and large, big girls give head like champs.

BullHazzer 03-02-2004 06:40 AM

I'd have to say no.

Was she trying to take off there by doing the bird imitation? Maybe it adds to the sensation, get the waves rolling even more. ;)

Glad-I-Ate-Her 03-02-2004 07:29 PM

How can she feel if its in?

The guy might be dead because he doesn't move at all.


Glad

txgirl 03-02-2004 07:33 PM

hmmm...RUN!!!!

scrappmittens 03-02-2004 09:49 PM

OMG I EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING!

phathom 03-03-2004 01:11 AM

Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish.

Latch 03-03-2004 02:42 AM

What?

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665

Fat girls need love too...

...but they have to pay.

Oh!

/family_guy

krwlz 03-05-2004 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phathom
Not disgusting, remember what sex is about besides reproduction. It's about loving the person. If I actually loved her and we had something special together yes, but then again that goes with any girl. I mean come on, it's about the person on the inside no their size. Come on, saying stupid comments like that is so childish.
Thank you for the moral lesson of the day... That said...

FUCK NO i would lay her. Damn man... Just damn.

jobu 03-05-2004 09:17 AM

oh boy! i hope that bed has some sturdy legs

blktour 03-05-2004 07:07 PM

oh hell no and even if she was the last woman on the face of the earth. and me being horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moonstrucksoul 03-05-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
dude............you'd lay anyone/anything wouldn't you?
maybe bundy would fuck a snake if you will hold it straight for him

toiletraccoon 03-06-2004 07:41 AM

thanks, now i dont think i'll ever get aroused again

VF19 03-06-2004 07:20 PM

no.. no... NO...
jesus, take it AWAY

Astrocloud 03-06-2004 07:52 PM

There are a number of factors I would have to consider. Before "laying" said woman

#1 What's in it for me? Do I get any money for this?

#2 Will my friends have to know?

#3 Is Viagra out of the question?

#4 Do I have to be on the bottom?

#5 Wouldn't she be happier with Bundy?

orange monkeyee 03-06-2004 08:00 PM

YOu'd have to pay me at least a six digit sum to attempt to harpoon that creature

mystmarimatt 03-06-2004 10:57 PM

hmmm, i just feel bad for the guy under, not because she's so horrendous or anything, but because she weighs so much, it has to be painful. If i was in love with her, I'd probably have sex with her...otherwise, probably not.

But what the fuck is with her flapping her arms?

WarWagon 03-07-2004 12:42 AM

How am I supposed to lay her? Theres no fucking way I could pick her up to begin with.

mrphil2 03-07-2004 09:07 AM

i banged a big girl like that once

paddyjoe 03-07-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrphil2
i banged a big girl like that once
Aha, years ago. The big bang.

santafe5000 03-07-2004 12:03 PM

Make damn sure you hospitalization is paid up. Or make sure your on top.
If you have true feelings for someone, their appearence is not something that really matters.

Order_of_Monkey 03-07-2004 12:13 PM

im crying on the inside for that poor man

Boo 03-07-2004 12:25 PM

I really don't think that I could.........nope, uh-huh, don't think so.


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