Nows your chance..
 

to rename things in life.

Ever wonder who named everything we have that surrounds us? Like water. Who got to name water and why did they name it water? Why not land? We relate water to being water why? Because thats what someone got to name it?

As you look around you and the first thing you see or think of.. tell us what you would have called it.

id have called bullfrogs chazwazzers

I'd have named plastic..."sprake"

I have named my cat Jasper, does that count?

hi Jasper ^.^!


I think America should be renamed The Untied Statements of Paranoi.a

i'd have named sadistikdreams, wetdreams.


and i'd have called Microsoft, Magnificent Shite.

bundy ---> weird-vagina-man-avatar-man

now thats just getting petty.


i'd like to officially rename Tom Arnold --> Asshat.

id rename the mouse to arrow mover

imstead of penny nickel dime and quarter it would be big shiny small shiny shiny and ugly shiny

and while i'm at it... i shall rename Roseanne Barr --> Former Bitch of Asshat.

and Tom Cruise would be renamed --> Little Girly Man.

French Toast...
Former Napolean ruled country Toast

I always wonder why things are named what they are. Why is blue blue? Why is a pen called a pen?

I imagine these would be the type of things that people would discuss while high, but I've never been high so I don't really know...

why do we drive in a "parkway" and park in a "driveway"?????
I'd have done a much better job at naming these things.

I tried to rename my dog once, but it did not work out too well.

one time my door was ajar