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EruptiveDreamz 02-28-2004 02:24 PM

Nows your chance..
 
to rename things in life.

Ever wonder who named everything we have that surrounds us? Like water. Who got to name water and why did they name it water? Why not land? We relate water to being water why? Because thats what someone got to name it?

As you look around you and the first thing you see or think of.. tell us what you would have called it.

slimshaydee 02-28-2004 08:43 PM

id have called bullfrogs chazwazzers

cj2112 02-28-2004 08:45 PM

I'd have named plastic..."sprake"

Crack 02-28-2004 10:28 PM

I have named my cat Jasper, does that count?

sadistikdreams 02-29-2004 12:41 AM

hi Jasper ^.^!


I think America should be renamed The Untied Statements of Paranoi.a

bundy 02-29-2004 01:09 AM

i'd have named sadistikdreams, wetdreams.


and i'd have called Microsoft, Magnificent Shite.

sadistikdreams 02-29-2004 01:29 AM

bundy ---> weird-vagina-man-avatar-man

bundy 02-29-2004 03:34 AM

now thats just getting petty.


i'd like to officially rename Tom Arnold --> Asshat.

iktoweya 02-29-2004 03:55 AM

id rename the mouse to arrow mover

iktoweya 02-29-2004 03:56 AM

imstead of penny nickel dime and quarter it would be big shiny small shiny shiny and ugly shiny

bundy 02-29-2004 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
now thats just getting petty.


i'd like to officially rename Tom Arnold --> Asshat.

and while i'm at it... i shall rename Roseanne Barr --> Former Bitch of Asshat.

and Tom Cruise would be renamed --> Little Girly Man.

sadistikdreams 02-29-2004 11:45 AM

French Toast...
Former Napolean ruled country Toast

Averett 02-29-2004 11:59 AM

I always wonder why things are named what they are. Why is blue blue? Why is a pen called a pen?

I imagine these would be the type of things that people would discuss while high, but I've never been high so I don't really know...

Midnight_Son 02-29-2004 12:04 PM

why do we drive in a "parkway" and park in a "driveway"?????
I'd have done a much better job at naming these things.

Chingal0 02-29-2004 02:18 PM

I tried to rename my dog once, but it did not work out too well.

paddyjoe 02-29-2004 04:02 PM

one time my door was ajar


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