Redefining Marriage
 

Marriage:
Pronunciation: 'mer-ij, 'ma-rij

1 any of a breed of large dogs developed in Scotland that occur in rough-coated and smooth-coated varieties


...Your turn

(brutal scottish accent)is a greeeeeaat fuuuuckin' thin it is mate......

is jus fuuuuuckin' magik.(brutal scottish accent)

Marriage:
Pronunciation: 'mer-ij, 'ma-rij

1 any of a breed of large dogs developed in Scotland that occur in rough-coated and smooth-coated varieties

2 The greatest reason for divorce q.v.

3 The ages between 3 and roughly 7 to 10, when a child is old enough to understand Santa Claus, but young enough to believe him.

4. that frothy mix of lube and semen that is the byproduct of anal sex.

5. The technical term for the little scratches, smudges, chips, dinks, and holes furnituremakers put in wood so they can call it "distressed" and sell it for 40% more.

6) a ball and chain attached forcibly at the ankle.

4) life sentence

7) The process of mutual domestication.

8) A process that leads to cuckolding see cuckold

9) a fine institution...that is to say if you believe in institutions.