uncle phil

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bernadette
[B] <small>not sure i've personally ever experienced a <i><b>violet</b></i> sunday morning, but it's not to say that iamtheone hasnt.</small>

...zero in the quality of life scale.


as we walk through the valley of the shadow of death..

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

iamtheone

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you

A holy roller is.....

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Liquor Dealer

outside the realm of normally accepted religious practice.

Practice is...

mml

Both our legs will go wobbly.

Crawling over hot coals...

Liquor Dealer

Damn! Skrued up again!

(crawling over hot coals) Dumb! Stupid! and Painful.

Even running over hot coals is...

uncle phil

...fiery beyond belief.


great firepower is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

...handy at times.

Interestingly enough...

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Mephex

... jerking off is too.

a kaleidoscope is ...

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There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
-Samuel Adams

uncle phil

...looking at you and, man, do you look funny.


marsupials are...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Mephex

... not far up your bloodline.

Overlords are ...

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He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country.
There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections.
-Samuel Adams

Liquor Dealer

Powerful dudes.

Questioning a powerful dude is...

iamtheone

rong

slavery is.....

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To a fair wage much like

Usary is ...

uncle phil

...virtually almost usury.


wages are...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mml

Xerox's greatest source of revenue reduction.

Yuccas are...

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iamtheone

zealous plantlife that you can not kill

A is for apple as B is for .....

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bernadette

bats in the belfry, buddy... yeah, buttloads of bats in the belfry.
banana cakes may apply as well.

california is....

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uncle phil

...definitely going to fall in the pacific someday.


earthquakes are...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Mephex

... a force of nature.

Geronimo is/was ...

bernadette

aw contrare, dear uncle phil. california is actually rising up from the ocean.


...high on his horse.

Getting yer pubes caught in yer zipper is...

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Liquor Dealer

Is just the pits.

Jagged chunks of pubes is...

uncle phil

...knocking a hole in your bvds.


licorice sticks are...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

mmmmmmmmmmm............

nibs are......


(sorry....nibs might be a canadian thing)

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iamtheone

out of this world! (i have no idea what nibs are, eh?)

p is for pussy is....

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Tophat665

Quite Tasty.

Refried Beans are...

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

iamtheone

side dishes at Mexican joint's

tea bagging is also know as.....

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uncle phil

...up the creek, so to speak.


volunteering to go tea-bagging is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mml

wicked, wicked I tell you!!!

Xylophone music is...

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tkkfan

yanking my nuts out thru my throat.

Zebra dong is...

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I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Chingal0

Super cool!

being able to play the Xylophone is..

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

iamtheone

absolutely assanine

Big Bobby's Baseball Bat and Balls is

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uncle phil

...cool.


deadeye dick is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

... evidently a book by the fellow who wrote Slaughterhouse 5.

Four wheeling through a spilled tanker truck load of lime jello in a modified Toyota Celica is...

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

mml

going to be the next stunt on Fear Factor.

Hysteria is...

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iamtheone

idiots screaming loudly

jerking off to janis joplin is.....

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bernadette

...iamtheone's latest obsession.

tap dancing on the bar counter is...

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Liquor Dealer

"K - L" ?

tap dancing is..

Macho!

Not!!!

uncle phil

...over my dead body!


penile enhancement is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mml

quite the fad these days.

Richard Simmons is...

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

bernadette

ack! omg oops i did it again...

who is worse about fucking this game up? me or you, LD? ^5


truly something else! on the otherhand...

Uncle Phil is...

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