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Fly 02-18-2004 11:13 AM

fahrenheit vs. celcius
 
got this from a buddy...........thought i'd share.

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.



35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.



32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.



0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.



-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup.

Averett 02-18-2004 11:24 AM

I like it :D

bernadette 02-18-2004 11:25 AM

i can vouch for that first one!

i'm freezing my ass off here in san jose.

kulrblind 02-18-2004 11:38 AM

*sigh* if only that were all it took for the Leafs to win the Cup.

Seriously, though, the first two (three) are actually true.

monody 02-18-2004 02:28 PM

agreed!

uncle phil 02-18-2004 02:42 PM

gotta keep remindin' me that it's 'ckin' cold out, don't ya, fly...

COLD AS ICE
Foreigner


You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind

You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise
But someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind

You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

brief instrumental

(Cold - as - ice)
You know that you are
(Cold-cold) - (as-as) - (ice)
As cold as ice to me
(Cold-cold-cold) - (as-as-as) - (ice)

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, you're as cold as ice)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh, yes I know
(Cold as icccce)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh, yes I know
(Cold as icccce)

Fly 02-18-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
gotta keep remindin' me that it's 'ckin' cold out, don't ya, fly...


go put on some of those famous sleeper jammies my friend,and warm yourself up.

here......does this help?

http://www.roadsendfarm.com/images/highres/bonfire.jpg

uncle phil 02-18-2004 05:20 PM

warms my frigid soul...

DEI37 02-18-2004 05:27 PM

I could feel the heat from here!

Pacifier 02-19-2004 01:50 AM

hehe funny I know the same text for europeans, just canada replaced with Lapland

Sion 02-19-2004 09:58 AM

Fahrenheit vs Celcius?

I'll take Celcius with a knockout in round 4.

However, if it goes the full 12 rounds, I predict a Fahrenheit victory by split decision.

paddyjoe 02-19-2004 12:31 PM

I can't imagine what temperature it would have to be for the Canucks to win the cup!


Ohh, that's cold.............eh? :lol:


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