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monody · 02-13-2004, 08:50 PM

Let's post the silly things we've learned from movies that the directors never intended! Use examples please.

We learned that everyone looks good in fishnet stockings and high heels from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Bivens · 02-13-2004, 11:10 PM

a thousand-to-one odds against you is *NOT* a problem

Great Penguin · 02-13-2004, 11:49 PM

If you do drugs your life with either crumble at uncontrollable speeds or you will be completely fine.

sexymama · 02-14-2004, 09:32 AM

A woman needs to be kissed three times then she is hot and totally ready for sex. (ha!) And she'll come within seconds.

Derwood · 02-16-2004, 03:17 PM

If you ever get into a kung fu fight, don't worry, the enemies will fight you one at a time and won't learn from their friend's mistakes.

Redlemon · 02-16-2004, 03:22 PM

Don't worry about ammo, there's always another bullet in the gun.

Averett · 02-16-2004, 06:51 PM

The nerdy girl who always wears her hair in a ponytail and has glasses will be a knockout once she takes the glasses off and pulls her hair down.

KellyC · 02-17-2004, 12:53 AM

I learn not to touch a black man's radio or else I'll get shot in Rush Hour.

Fremen · 02-17-2004, 01:30 AM

When running from someone trying to run you over in a car, it's impossible to stop yourself from running down the middle of the street or from running to where the car can't go.

tritium · 02-17-2004, 11:02 PM

Never wear a red shirt on the away mission.

Chingal0 · 02-18-2004, 01:05 PM

When being chased by a weapon-weilding villan, it does not matter how fast you escape, or what you escape in, because said villian will always be 2 steps behind you.

skier · 02-18-2004, 07:32 PM

When running away from man eating sharks, always travel to another coastal city.

Also. Sharks are faster than planes. When you arrive at you destination, the shark will be waiting for you.

xim · 02-18-2004, 09:33 PM

Even in a 12 billion dollar vault equipped with lasers, requiring a keycard, thumb print, voice recognition, and retina scan there will be an AC shaft leading right over the top conveniently big enough to crawl through.

xim · 02-18-2004, 09:34 PM

All beds come with conventient L shaped blankets that cover the women up to the chest and men to the waste.

Yalaynia · 02-18-2004, 11:04 PM

No matter how long people argue about what colour wire to cut when deactivating a bomb they always seem to choose the red one in the end.

Every time a bomb is deactivated its usually done with only seconds to spare.

Fremen · 02-18-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Yalaynia
No matter how long people argue about what colour wire to cut when deactivating a bomb they always seem to choose the red one in the end.

Every time a bomb is deactivated its usually done with only seconds to spare.

And there is always a big clockface of some kind to show how much time is left.

Yalaynia · 02-19-2004, 02:48 PM

Bad guys always escape from cops atleast once during a car chase because there is always SOMETHING there to get in the cops way like a train, transport truck or a street car.

Astrocloud · 02-19-2004, 02:55 PM

Robot Wives are really hotter than Melanie Griffith.

skier · 02-19-2004, 08:54 PM

Good guys never call for backup in car chases.

Elegant Holmes · 02-20-2004, 05:30 PM

The living will envy the dead.

02-13-2004, 08:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	Movie Lessons Let's post the silly things we've learned from movies that the directors never intended! Use examples please. We learned that everyone looks good in fishnet stockings and high heels from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

02-14-2004, 09:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	A woman needs to be kissed three times then she is hot and totally ready for sex. (ha!) And she'll come within seconds. __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

02-16-2004, 03:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	If you ever get into a kung fu fight, don't worry, the enemies will fight you one at a time and won't learn from their friend's mistakes. __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

02-16-2004, 03:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Don't worry about ammo, there's always another bullet in the gun. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

02-16-2004, 06:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	The nerdy girl who always wears her hair in a ponytail and has glasses will be a knockout once she takes the glasses off and pulls her hair down. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

02-13-2004, 11:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bivens Banned Location: Bakersfield, CA	a thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem

02-13-2004, 11:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Great Penguin Upright	If you do drugs your life with either crumble at uncontrollable speeds or you will be completely fine.

02-17-2004, 12:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I learn not to touch a black man's radio or else I'll get shot in Rush Hour. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

02-17-2004, 01:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	When running from someone trying to run you over in a car, it's impossible to stop yourself from running down the middle of the street or from running to where the car can't go. __________________ Google

02-17-2004, 11:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Never wear a red shirt on the away mission. __________________ Blah.

02-18-2004, 01:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	When being chased by a weapon-weilding villan, it does not matter how fast you escape, or what you escape in, because said villian will always be 2 steps behind you. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

02-18-2004, 07:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	When running away from man eating sharks, always travel to another coastal city. Also. Sharks are faster than planes. When you arrive at you destination, the shark will be waiting for you. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

02-18-2004, 09:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	Even in a 12 billion dollar vault equipped with lasers, requiring a keycard, thumb print, voice recognition, and retina scan there will be an AC shaft leading right over the top conveniently big enough to crawl through. __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-18-2004, 09:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	All beds come with conventient L shaped blankets that cover the women up to the chest and men to the waste. __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-18-2004, 11:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
Yalaynia Insane Location: here but I wish I lived there	No matter how long people argue about what colour wire to cut when deactivating a bomb they always seem to choose the red one in the end. Every time a bomb is deactivated its usually done with only seconds to spare. __________________ I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

02-19-2004, 02:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
Yalaynia Insane Location: here but I wish I lived there	Bad guys always escape from cops atleast once during a car chase because there is always SOMETHING there to get in the cops way like a train, transport truck or a street car. __________________ I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

02-19-2004, 02:55 PM	#18 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Robot Wives are really hotter than Melanie Griffith.

02-19-2004, 08:54 PM	#19 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	Good guys never call for backup in car chases. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

02-20-2004, 05:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
Elegant Holmes Crazy Location: "TX"	The living will envy the dead.