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Let's post the silly things we've learned from movies that the directors never intended! Use examples please.



We learned that everyone looks good in fishnet stockings and high heels from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others.
-Oscar Wilde.

Bivens

a thousand-to-one odds against you is *NOT* a problem

Great Penguin

If you do drugs your life with either crumble at uncontrollable speeds or you will be completely fine.

sexymama

A woman needs to be kissed three times then she is hot and totally ready for sex. (ha!) And she'll come within seconds.

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If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god

It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

Derwood

If you ever get into a kung fu fight, don't worry, the enemies will fight you one at a time and won't learn from their friend's mistakes.

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"You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

Redlemon

Don't worry about ammo, there's always another bullet in the gun.

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Averett

The nerdy girl who always wears her hair in a ponytail and has glasses will be a knockout once she takes the glasses off and pulls her hair down.

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

KellyC

I learn not to touch a black man's radio or else I'll get shot in Rush Hour.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Fremen

When running from someone trying to run you over in a car, it's impossible to stop yourself from running down the middle of the street or from running to where the car can't go.

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tritium

Never wear a red shirt on the away mission.

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Chingal0

When being chased by a weapon-weilding villan, it does not matter how fast you escape, or what you escape in, because said villian will always be 2 steps behind you.

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

skier

When running away from man eating sharks, always travel to another coastal city.

Also. Sharks are faster than planes. When you arrive at you destination, the shark will be waiting for you.

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

xim

Even in a 12 billion dollar vault equipped with lasers, requiring a keycard, thumb print, voice recognition, and retina scan there will be an AC shaft leading right over the top conveniently big enough to crawl through.

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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

xim

All beds come with conventient L shaped blankets that cover the women up to the chest and men to the waste.

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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

Yalaynia

No matter how long people argue about what colour wire to cut when deactivating a bomb they always seem to choose the red one in the end.

Every time a bomb is deactivated its usually done with only seconds to spare.

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Fremen

And there is always a big clockface of some kind to show how much time is left.

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Yalaynia

Bad guys always escape from cops atleast once during a car chase because there is always SOMETHING there to get in the cops way like a train, transport truck or a street car.

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Astrocloud

Robot Wives are really hotter than Melanie Griffith.

skier

Good guys never call for backup in car chases.

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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

Elegant Holmes

The living will envy the dead.