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02-09-2004, 11:21 PM
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The Official "Ask Stiltzkin" thread (<b>jumping</b> on the bandwagon)
ahem. jumping. so... um... did everything come out okay?
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02-10-2004, 08:23 AM
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I'll ask this here because it seems like Halx is swamped...
How would I start out in the "Porn Star Business"? BTW I am hung like a spider... 
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02-10-2004, 08:48 PM
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Astrocloud:
Your robots inspire fear because they are just that: the most fearsome robots evar~!  crackprogram: I don't know how reliable this is, but here ya go! http://www.getinstarjobbusiness.com/job8.htm  redlemon: Halx's penis is as long as you want it to be, redlemon 
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02-11-2004, 06:16 PM
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Stiltzkin:
I went to the University of Pwnology, and got a degree in pwning major ass. Glad that you noticed bernadette: Yes, I can legally ask myself questions in this thread. Totally awesome huh? And for dinner... how about some pizza? If you're not into eating meat... how about a vegetarian pizza?
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02-11-2004, 06:25 PM
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where is the university of pwnology located? how long did it take you to complete a degree in pwning major ass? is that a 4 yr program?
awesome? oui mon cher. totally! pizza? hrmm perhaps... perhaps..... omg... i am also allowed to answer questions in this thread? ...uh cuz i kinda did... a little. kinda sorta anyway.
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02-11-2004, 07:55 PM
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bernadette:
The University of Pwnology is located in Utah, the place on this Earth that pwns the least... which is why they intentionally built the college there (ya know, to make it extremely ironic )It did indeed take me four years to graduate and become a pwnz0r in practice. Also, yes, you are allowed to answer any question in this thread! I will still answer all questions though, regardless if someone else has answered it before me  bundy: I did not win a grammy this year because I have given up such childish pursuits since I won my last grammy Astrocloud: Can you rephrase the question? I was not able to pick any meaning out of that babble. If it was just that, babble, then my answer is: battle fish bundy: Thank you for asking two questions. Yes, I am really Enya's love child. I am her child and she loves me.  Fremen: Buttered toast has a 50/50 chance of landing on either side. However... a cat has almost 100% of landing on its own feet, so the cat would land safely on it's feet and the bread... would lose
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02-11-2004, 08:21 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Who said buttered toast?
It's a known fact buttered bread, once dropped, ALWAYS lands buttered side down. Now, if you strap it buttered side up on the back of a cat and dropped them from a considerable height, the laws of butterology and felineology would try to come into play. Since we know they're both trying to act within their own respective laws, it's safe to say that the two laws effectively cancel each other out, thereby causing the cat and the bread to hover, or 'float' if you will, in mid-air. It's the same with jam or jelly. Any questions?
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02-11-2004, 08:27 PM
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Fremen:
I see that you are well-versed in the sciences of buttered bread, and felineology. If in fact the rules of butterology and felineology are true, then may it also be possible to assume that the fabric of time and space would be torn like a pair of scissors through mud? (that made no sense) I would like to speculate that half of the toast and half of the cat would then be warped into the fifth dimension! There, the cat could land on its feet and the toast could lay butter-side-down, while strapped to eachother facing opposite, and co-exist peacefully. Who knew?
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02-11-2004, 08:35 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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It's possible, it's possible.
I guess this dimension fabric-ripping keeps turning the bread into toast, too. Okay, next question: Is it possible for Saturday Night Live to still be funny?
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02-11-2004, 08:37 PM
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Fremen:
D'oh! Yes... yes actually it does turn bread into toast. Heh. It is possible for SNL to be funny on rare occasions when you are feeling sick, and are therefore particularly vulnerable to situations which would not otherwise be humorous.
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02-13-2004, 11:30 AM
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Why are there people like Frank?
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