Ways to Tell if Its True Love
 

The ring goes on *before* the kid comes out

You haven't showered and have been fishing all day and she still wants some

She votes all your "items" up

She buys you mutton, mead, or bandwidth for your birthday

She NEVER has a headache at night

He spray-painted your name on an overpass.

If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

She offers to pop zits you can't reach

She doesnt get mad when she's talked forever and you look up and say "What?"

She doesn't get mad when you spend all day on the TFP.

She doesn't get mad if you use all 10 GB of your shared monthly broadband limit (downloading smutty porn she won't watch) by the 3th of the month and you're both limited to dial up speed for the next 4 wks.

You just look at each other and know.

So true.

When you can be yourself and know they'll still love you!

Yup. :)

Also:

She's been out fishing all day and hasn't showered, and you still want some.

You are looking at her so intently that you don't even notice the hot, stacked blonde standing slightly in the way of your view.

She does a really good job pretending like she's interested in your electronic toys.

Either one of you is willing to go into the bathroom right after the other finished taking a huge crap.

Mmmm...and such good memories every time that happens.

he/she answers the question you were about to ask before you get a chance to say it out loud:)

She will lie under your car with you and knows the difference between a box end and an open end wrench.

She doesn't mind if some gets in her hair.

He goes down every time you have sex

She gives you the thumb in he ass...



Love is the reach around.