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Alternate Endings to "If at first you don't succeed"
Destroy all evidence you ever tried.
Find a scapegoat Try reading the directions Then Skydiving is Not For You. Cheat Cheat Cheat Just give up, man. Redefine Success Lower your standards Cause someone else to fail out of spite Bribe, Bribe Again |
use duck tape.
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use Astroglide
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you are doing it wrong
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Then your done.
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then run like all hell.
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find an older girl
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give up and go home
you're a failure pay someone else to do it for you |
"try again?"
c'mon, that's a classic one :) |
...dig a hole in the ground and bury your head in it.
...stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. ...try turning ON the computer this time. ...then learn to accept failure. |
......just say ahhhhhhhh fuck it.
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...then you're an idiot.
...hire someone to smack her on the kneecaps with a tire iron. ...sue. |
...put a fucking bullet in it! :mad:
(ignore me, I just had serious computer problems) |
... whine about it on TFP
... ask for help about it on TFP ... blame someone else ... blame the dog ... remember to put air in the blow-up doll ... add more C4 ... try to do it sober ... try to do it drunk ... do something else ... hire OJ ... take in a deep breath... and shoot people ... RTFM! :) |
get a job in upper management
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