happymaan

I found this on some forum and it made me laugh:

A lot of people think they can observe Kurt Cobain day simply by wearing a cardigan sweater to work. When these people die they are going to go to hell.


Solemn and heartful observance of Kurt Cobain day involves three brief, measured rituals:


First, make some French Toast. This is to demonstrate that you know that if Kurt Cobain's ghost came into your kitchen while you were eating French Toast, he'd probably lick his pretty pink lips and say, "Man, I sure wish I could eat some French Toast." Then he'd probably just hover over your table and look really jealous. When you're finished with your breakfast, look up at Kurt Cobain's ghost and say, "Shouldn't have killed yourself, Cobain. Fame might be a bitch, but French Toast is still delicious."

bernadette

and i don't have a gun.

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uncle phil

kurt cobain day?

'ckin' loser...and a dead one, at that...

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lucidity

ha! that was funny.

omega2K4

Ditto.

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:::OshnSoul:::

I know Kurt was an awesome individual. And he has a warm spirit.

Midnight_Son

I think he took his life because he actually sat down and listened to one of his albums.

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Charlatan

That's right get it all out... heap on the vitriol... we all know you are just hurting deep down inside.

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~springrain

*snicker*

renaldorick

great biography on him. i read it and strongly recommend it.
very well done. such a tragic figure.

Sion

Suicide does not make a person tragic. It makes him a coward.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Sticky

What are the three rituals?
I only see one - the making of french toast.
Two if you count talking to his ghost.

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Troublebot

Ritual three: don't wash your hair for a month.

Then, Kobain's ghost will come back and be all, "Hey man, cool hair," and you'll be all, "I'd say hello, but I can't see you through all this greasy, clotted hair."

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Redlemon

Now I’m mumblin’ and I’m screamin’
And I don’t know what I’m singin’
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin’
I still don’t know what I’m singin’
We’re so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

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