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Mr.Deflok · 02-09-2004, 01:25 AM

What on earth would compell a man to think that it is fun to wank with a sock on his head while fantasising about Lumbergh* fucking his mother while she knits socks?

*I don't know who Lumbergh is so hopefully I'm not offending anyone here, my apologies if so

Chingal0 · 02-09-2004, 02:39 AM

What are you talking about?

paddyjoe · 02-09-2004, 04:49 AM

You don't know, do you?

jobu · 02-09-2004, 10:37 AM

How do I make sense of this?

~springrain · 02-09-2004, 10:38 AM

how does anyone make sense of a wanking sock?

powerclown · 02-09-2004, 12:31 PM

Wouldn't you prefer a nice Filet Mignon & Lobster?

02-09-2004, 01:05 PM

Doesn't lobster sound really good right now? Got $30?

filtherton · 02-09-2004, 01:13 PM

HOLY DIVER!!!! How long have you been gone in the midnight sea?!?!?!?

SVT01Cobra · 02-09-2004, 01:29 PM

Lumbergh is from Office Space, haven't you seen it?

tinfoil · 02-09-2004, 02:56 PM

Lumbergh? Is that a kind of cheese?

bernadette · 02-09-2004, 03:00 PM

omg who cut the cheese?

xim · 02-09-2004, 03:25 PM

wouldnt you like to know?

paddyjoe · 02-09-2004, 03:39 PM

Did bernadette cut some cheese?

bernadette · 02-09-2004, 04:31 PM

doesn't paddyjoe know that women do not cut cheese?

illesturban · 02-09-2004, 04:38 PM

is that true?

Bob Biter · 02-09-2004, 05:14 PM

If you're asking yourself where that smell came from, ever notice that your mouth is right under your nose?

gorilla · 02-09-2004, 05:42 PM

is this really entertaining still?

paddyjoe · 02-09-2004, 06:26 PM

Don't you think women cutting cheese is entertainment?

mrsandman · 02-09-2004, 06:58 PM

Do you agree with the idea that farts are like snowflakes...
each one unique and different unto itself?

Scipio · 02-09-2004, 06:59 PM

or are they like assholes, which are stinky and possessed by everyone?

DEI37 · 02-09-2004, 07:36 PM

You're probably right, but what if someone never farted?

kurtisj · 02-09-2004, 08:10 PM

Then they would blow up due to all that gas, wouldn't they?

Bob Biter · 02-09-2004, 09:56 PM

All that methane can't be good for you, right?

bernadette · 02-09-2004, 10:29 PM

so lemme get this right... entertaining women are a real gas?

mrsandman · 02-09-2004, 11:10 PM

Or is it "Jumping Jack Flash, is a gas, gas, gas?"

bundy · 02-10-2004, 02:04 AM

wasn't he born in a crossfire hurricane?

paddyjoe · 02-10-2004, 04:23 AM

Do you think the toothless, bearded hag that raised him had gas?

Chingal0 · 02-10-2004, 05:15 AM

Have you ever eaten a Denver Omelette?

paddyjoe · 02-10-2004, 05:31 AM

Is that what gave bernadette gas?

twilightfoix · 02-10-2004, 10:16 PM

Will this thread ever end?

SVT01Cobra · 02-10-2004, 10:22 PM

What is the definition of End?

powerclown · 02-10-2004, 11:02 PM

Is It Alllllll Riiiiiiiight Now?

Sun Tzu · 02-11-2004, 01:09 AM

what'chew mean?

bundy · 02-11-2004, 01:31 AM

yeah what did you mean by that?

illesturban · 02-11-2004, 01:54 AM

hey, why does chicken of the sea taste like tuna?

02-11-2004, 06:44 AM

Is that the brand with the mermaid?

CinnamonGirl · 02-11-2004, 07:06 AM

Well, that depends, what's your definition of "mermaid"?

water_boy1999 · 02-11-2004, 11:34 AM

illesturban, are you really Jessica Simpson?

Mr.Deflok · 02-11-2004, 01:02 PM

Who really cares?

bernadette · 02-11-2004, 01:39 PM

why his paddyjoe trying to pass off, err blame his gas on me?!

02-09-2004, 01:25 AM	#121 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	What on earth would compell a man to think that it is fun to wank with a sock on his head while fantasising about Lumbergh* fucking his mother while she knits socks? I don't know who Lumbergh is so hopefully I'm not offending anyone here, my apologies if so Last edited by Mr.Deflok; 02-09-2004 at 01:28 AM..*

02-09-2004, 02:39 AM	#122 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	What are you talking about? __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

02-09-2004, 02:56 PM	#130 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Lumbergh? Is that a kind of cheese? __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

02-09-2004, 03:00 PM	#131 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	omg who cut the cheese? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-09-2004, 03:25 PM	#132 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	wouldnt you like to know? __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-09-2004, 04:49 AM	#123 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	You don't know, do you?

02-09-2004, 10:37 AM	#124 (permalink)
jobu Crazy	How do I make sense of this?

02-09-2004, 10:38 AM	#125 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	how does anyone make sense of a wanking sock?

02-09-2004, 12:31 PM	#126 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	Wouldn't you prefer a nice Filet Mignon & Lobster?

02-09-2004, 01:05 PM	#127 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Doesn't lobster sound really good right now? Got $30?

02-09-2004, 01:13 PM	#128 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	HOLY DIVER!!!! How long have you been gone in the midnight sea?!?!?!?

02-09-2004, 01:29 PM	#129 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Lumbergh is from Office Space, haven't you seen it?

02-09-2004, 03:39 PM	#133 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Did bernadette cut some cheese?

02-09-2004, 04:31 PM	#134 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	doesn't paddyjoe know that women do not cut cheese? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-09-2004, 04:38 PM	#135 (permalink)
illesturban Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	is that true?

02-09-2004, 06:59 PM	#140 (permalink)
Scipio Mencken Location: College	or are they like assholes, which are stinky and possessed by everyone? __________________ "Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

02-09-2004, 09:56 PM	#143 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	All that methane can't be good for you, right? __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

02-09-2004, 11:10 PM	#145 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Or is it "Jumping Jack Flash, is a gas, gas, gas?" __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. Last edited by mrsandman; 02-09-2004 at 11:13 PM..

02-09-2004, 05:14 PM	#136 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	If you're asking yourself where that smell came from, ever notice that your mouth is right under your nose? __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

02-09-2004, 05:42 PM	#137 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	is this really entertaining still? __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

02-09-2004, 06:26 PM	#138 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Don't you think women cutting cheese is entertainment?

02-09-2004, 06:58 PM	#139 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Do you agree with the idea that farts are like snowflakes... each one unique and different unto itself? __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

02-09-2004, 07:36 PM	#141 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	You're probably right, but what if someone never farted? __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

02-09-2004, 08:10 PM	#142 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	Then they would blow up due to all that gas, wouldn't they? __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

02-09-2004, 10:29 PM	#144 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	so lemme get this right... entertaining women are a real gas? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-10-2004, 02:04 AM	#146 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wasn't he born in a crossfire hurricane? __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-10-2004, 04:23 AM	#147 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Do you think the toothless, bearded hag that raised him had gas?

02-10-2004, 05:15 AM	#148 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Have you ever eaten a Denver Omelette? __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

02-10-2004, 05:31 AM	#149 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Is that what gave bernadette gas?

02-10-2004, 10:16 PM	#150 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	Will this thread ever end?

02-10-2004, 10:22 PM	#151 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	What is the definition of End?

02-10-2004, 11:02 PM	#152 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	Is It Alllllll Riiiiiiiight Now?

02-11-2004, 01:09 AM	#153 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	what'chew mean? __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

02-11-2004, 01:31 AM	#154 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yeah what did you mean by that? __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-11-2004, 01:54 AM	#155 (permalink)
illesturban Psycho Location: Lubbock, TX	hey, why does chicken of the sea taste like tuna?

02-11-2004, 06:44 AM	#156 (permalink)
mtn_biker30 Guest	Is that the brand with the mermaid?

02-11-2004, 07:06 AM	#157 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	Well, that depends, what's your definition of "mermaid"? __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

02-11-2004, 11:34 AM	#158 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	illesturban, are you really Jessica Simpson? __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson