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12-04-2005, 07:49 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Have you ever gotten a bunch of one dollar bills with the "I Grew Hemp" speech bubble stamped next to Washington and used them to pay a speeding ticket?
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12-11-2005, 07:41 AM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Wouldn't it suck to be the first person to jump and then have everyone else jump in on top of you?
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12-11-2005, 07:28 PM
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Crazy
Location: buckle of the snow belt
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You're speaking of one of those cool fly splatter guns I had as a kid, that I used to hunt down and in cold blood splat flies with all summer long in my misspent youth, right?
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12-11-2005, 07:35 PM
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Crazy
Location: buckle of the snow belt
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You're messing with me on purpose, right? Or...wait a minute -- Am I on Candid Camera?!?!?
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10th sig ~> "How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?" -- Aristotle
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12-17-2005, 09:07 PM
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Crazy
Location: buckle of the snow belt
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Do you have a neighbor who would have signed for it and not told you like the dude in the tv commercial?
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10th sig ~> "How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?" -- Aristotle
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12-22-2005, 12:52 PM
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Location: Some where in Southern California
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If you keep what you found in the lost 'n found, would it make a good gift?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
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12-26-2005, 12:45 PM
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Location: Some where in Southern California
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Is it wrong to plant a GPS on someone?
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
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12-26-2005, 01:56 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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am i on candid camera?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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wanna see me naked and high?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-05-2006, 02:45 PM
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Location: Some where in Southern California
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were they at least on sale?
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