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Old 07-07-2003, 04:18 PM   #1281 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:15 PM   #1282 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 05:45 PM   #1283 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:10 PM   #1284 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:32 PM   #1285 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:39 PM   #1286 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:07 PM   #1287 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:08 PM   #1288 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:10 PM   #1289 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:32 PM   #1290 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:52 PM   #1291 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:58 PM   #1292 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:09 PM   #1293 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:19 PM   #1294 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:20 PM   #1295 (permalink)
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that flyman went
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:37 PM   #1296 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:40 PM   #1297 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:45 PM   #1298 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:17 PM   #1299 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:31 PM   #1300 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:47 PM   #1301 (permalink)
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, make that 4 1/2,
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Old 07-08-2003, 12:37 AM   #1302 (permalink)
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after the eldest
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:24 AM   #1303 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:12 AM   #1304 (permalink)
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into several large
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:42 AM   #1305 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:43 AM   #1306 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 04:13 AM   #1307 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 04:14 AM   #1308 (permalink)
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the large lesbians.
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Old 07-08-2003, 04:25 AM   #1309 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:02 AM   #1310 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:24 AM   #1311 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:03 AM   #1312 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:28 AM   #1313 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:29 AM   #1314 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:51 AM   #1315 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:08 PM   #1316 (permalink)
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But alas, its
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:50 PM   #1317 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 01:51 PM   #1318 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:45 PM   #1319 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:52 PM   #1320 (permalink)
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