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01-31-2004, 11:31 PM
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Location: Sydney
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Cheers dude.
Many happy returns. Pat and Mick are driving through the Northern Territory in Australia when they are pulled over by the Police. The Police Officer walks over to the car and taps on the window with his baton. Pat rolls down the window and WHACK!, the Policeman smacks him around the head with the baton. Pat says, "What the hell was that for?" The Policeman replies, "You're in the Northern Territory now, and when we pull you over, you'd better have your licence ready by the time we get to the car because we don't take crap from anyone" Pat says, "Sorry Officer, we're not from round here." The Police Officer runs a check on Pats licence and everything is in order. He gives Pat his licence back and walks around to the passenger side door and taps on the window with his baton. Mick in the car rolls down his window, and WHACK! - the Officer smacks him with the baton too. Mick, holding his head, says, "What the f_ck was that for?" The Officer replies, "Just making your wish come true - I know that two kilometers down the road, you were gonna say to your friend here "would've liked to see that copper arsehole try that shit with me!"
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01-31-2004, 11:50 PM
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Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Nice pants.
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02-01-2004, 10:59 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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bundy's avatar has been a paper lamp for the past couple or so days...
@_@ astrocloud is drinking or smoking sumthin again. 
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02-02-2004, 05:43 AM
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Location: Tokyo
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bernie -
 Astro - yeah, have you been at the Warsteiner again?? chris - now thats funny cos its so true. fly - thats great dude, but the word is prawn... no such things as shrimps... Munky - if you were a steak, then we could all feast on your loving loins... um... that is, if they're big enough... omega - thanks. i try. hi Batman! 
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02-02-2004, 07:47 PM
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Location: Florida
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But when did I talk about my genitalia? Last edited by Munku; 02-02-2004 at 07:58 PM.. |
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