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01-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Best... Forum... Ever...
Sorry Hal, but the level of chat here just isnt up to scratch anymore - I'm off to a new home. Some of you may want to join me over there -
The Unofficial Steven Segal Forum At least they are addressing the REAL issues of today 
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? |
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01-29-2004, 04:01 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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taken from said forum...
...Last night I was at Versailles for my friend Jill's birthday party when Steven Seagal walked in. I have to imagine that later, after we'd finished dinner, when the waiters turned down the lights and filed out and sing Happy Birthday to Jill, Steven watched, silent and contemplative, hands in their signature pose, until when all the other diners in the restaurant applauded, his inner peace at Jill's having been born finally allowed him to draw his hands apart slowly, inevitably, and then strike them against each other in a single clap that resounded in the spirits of those nearby. Q: Is there anyone cooler? A: Yes. -GH |
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01-29-2004, 04:20 PM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney
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Cruel bastards.
From forum: I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but I see Sensei's overwhelming girth to be a detrimental factor in his popularity decline. It's as if, too bloated to function on his own, he's been hoisted into a wheelbarrow and pushed down an endless hill toward obscurity.
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01-29-2004, 04:26 PM
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Location: Tokyo
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cruel... but sensitive...
From forum: I want to dedicate this song, Beautiful, to Steven Seagal...Great song! "Beautiful" [Spoken] Don't look at me Every day is so wonderful Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the pain, I'm so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today To all your friends, you're delirious So consumed in all your doom Trying hard to fill the emptiness The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone Is that the way it is You are beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring you down Don't you bring me down today... No matter what we do (no matter what we do) No matter what we say (no matter what we say) We're the song inside the tune Full of beautiful mistakes And everywhere we go (everywhere we go) The sun will always shine (sun will always shine) And tomorrow we might wake on the other side All the other times We are beautiful no matter what they say Yes, words won't bring us down We are beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring us down Don't you bring me down today Don't you bring me down today Don't you bring me down today  i would like to second that dedication... he is, well, very beautiful...
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