Best... Forum... Ever...
 

Sorry Hal, but the level of chat here just isnt up to scratch anymore - I'm off to a new home. Some of you may want to join me over there -

The Unofficial Steven Segal Forum

At least they are addressing the REAL issues of today :crazy:

taken from said forum...

...Last night I was at Versailles for my friend Jill's birthday party when Steven Seagal walked in. I have to imagine that later, after we'd finished dinner, when the waiters turned down the lights and filed out and sing Happy Birthday to Jill, Steven watched, silent and contemplative, hands in their signature pose, until when all the other diners in the restaurant applauded, his inner peace at Jill's having been born finally allowed him to draw his hands apart slowly, inevitably, and then strike them against each other in a single clap that resounded in the spirits of those nearby.

Q: Is there anyone cooler?
A: Yes.
-GH

Cruel bastards.

From forum:

I don't want to beat a dead horse here, but I see Sensei's overwhelming girth to be a detrimental factor in his popularity decline. It's as if, too bloated to
function on his own, he's been hoisted into a wheelbarrow and pushed down an endless hill toward obscurity.

cruel... but sensitive...

From forum:

I want to dedicate this song, Beautiful, to Steven Seagal...Great song!

"Beautiful"

[Spoken]
Don't look at me

Every day is so wonderful
Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone
Is that the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(no matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes

And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(sun will always shine)
And tomorrow we might wake on the other side
All the other times

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today

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i would like to second that dedication... he is, well, very beautiful...

I hope you aren't being sarcastic. 'Sensei' don't like sarcasm.