~springrain

*giggling like a school girl*... this is inspired by a recent journal entry...

Post any and all Obnoxious songs from TV shows that stick in your head...
Post words, titles, phrases, or the whole song if you like...

i'll start...

Bob The Builder!... Can We Fix It?... Bob The Builder... Yes We Can!
Scoop, Muck & Dizzy, Roley too... Lofty & Wendy Join the crew... Pilchard & Bird, Travis & Spud... playing together... like good friends should!
Can We Fix It? YEAH!
Can We Build It? YEAH


sorry Minx... i couldn't help myself!

Fly

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~springrain

flyman... you cheat!
where's the annoying TV song? *pout*

oh yeah... and HAIL CANANDA!

now get with the program!

Giant Hamburger

I owe this image to Minx

and much more.
-GH

~springrain

GH... i'll give you that one because you're right... *laughing*... she afterall did give you a rather APPETIZING hamburger pic...

(leaves the room muttering... "songs people! songs!... stupid songs yes... but songs!)

Averett

Its the Great Big Book of Everything with Everything inside!


See the world around us, this book's the perfect quide!

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~springrain

*applauding!!!!!!!!!!!*

thank you Averette... i see YOU can read... *snicker*

good one... now it's in MY head!

mb99usa

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea....

You know the song.

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So, what's your point?

It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

numist

This cartoon character is the worst thing to happen to TV since...

I cant even think of a comparison point....

sorry ~springrain, I never took the time to memorize the song...

How about: "This is the song that never ends.. yes it goes on and on my friends..."
That show was awful too, but the song stuck...

~springrain

it has something to do with living in a pinapple under the sea

paddyjoe

Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips

Oh, when I was a camper, I never liked to eat;
the cook'd put things upon my plate, I'd dump them on his feet;
but then one day he made this soup, I ate it all in bed;
I asked him what he'd put in it, and this is what he said. *Chorus.

* Chorus: Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes;
monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs;
rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies;
stir them all together, it's called the cook's surprise.

I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink;
I said I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink;
The cook he said, "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink;
it's full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think." *Chorus.

ps.
*Minx, sorry but no one's really sure where the cook got the extra protein*

Fly

i love you,you love me,we're a happ................BANG.........BANGBANG.................BANGBANGBANG....

*this just in.......barney the purple dinosaur has been shot....i repeat...


barney the purple dinosaur has been shot.*

(same anouncer mutters under breath,while off air......thank freakin' christ.....finally)

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bernadette

"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyabba-dabba-doooooooo!"

<img src="http://www.mortystwistedworld.com/stuff/geocaching/images/flintstones-dino.gif">

Flintstones... Meet the Flintstones,
They're a modern stoneage family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones,
have a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time,
we'll have a gay old time.

<img src="http://www.ime.usp.br/~trodrigo/imagens/papel_parede/flintstones.jpg">

Flintstones... Meet the Flintstones,
They're a modern stoneage family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight,
And that cat will stay out for the night.

When you're with the Flintstones,
have a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time,
we'll have a gay old time.

"Wiiilllllmmmmmmaaaaaa!!!" bang bang bang

<img src="http://bedrock.deadsquid.com/img/group/flintstones/portrait-front.jpg">

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torgone

Tom Slick.
Tom Slick.
Let me tell you why,
He's the best of all the guys.

Tom Slick
Tom Slick
In the thunder bolt grease slapper once he's on your tail.
He won't quit because you know there's no such word as fail to
Tom Slick
Tom Slick!

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

torgone

We’ve got a gorilla for sale
Magilla Gorilla for sale.
Won’t you buy him,
Take him home and try him,
Gorilla for sale.

Don’t you want a little gorilla you can call your own,
A gorilla who’ll be with ya when you’re all alone?

Spoken: How much is that gorilla in the window?

Take our advice,
At any price,
A gorilla like Magilla is mighty nice.
Gorilla, Magilla Gorilla for sale.

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

torgone

Tra la la, la la la la. (4X)
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin’ on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.
Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot’s of fun for everyone.
Tra la la, la la la la. (4X)

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Tra la la, la la la la. (4X)

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Groucho Marx

~springrain

and the world erupts in celebration!

Crack

So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, you’re love life’s DOA.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

But, I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I’ll be there for you, like I’ve been there before.
I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too.



I always thought the song was annoying, Lisa Kudrow made up for the suckieness...

Awwwwwwe, how cute!



~Crack

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paddyjoe

Everybodies favorite debate:

Ginger



Minx



Mary Anne




Everybody sing!!.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire
and his wife, the movie star, the Professor
and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.


Hey, they left Minxs' name out of the song!

KWSN

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

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~springrain

KWSN... that is great

"What'chu talkin' bout Willis?"

wry1

No contest.....Minx!

Every time.

But then, I'm biased.....

grumpyolddude

"Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!"

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Astrocloud

I may not ever be forgiven for this

Smurf Theme

ariekitten

this is the song that doesn't end
yes it goes on and on my friend
some people started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it
forever just because
this is the song that doesn't end......


also the stupid frickin barney songs that my niece watches on her barney videos! they drive me nucking futs!

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>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

Minx

Oh you guys are the best! I am laughing so hard right now - thanks ~sr!

Now...someone tell me why

"George...george....george of the jungle....."

is running through my mind!

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bernadette

Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch.

That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

<img src="http://www.alternatechannels.org/images/us/Brady_Bunch_Alice.jpg">

the most candy coated sitcom ever.

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wry1

Okay, okay....I'm going to cave in and add one!


Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you....
And love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow. It come's back to you.

The Love Boat,
Soon will be making another run.
The Love Boat,
Promises something for everyone.

Come aboard for adventure
Your mind on a new romance.

And Lllllooooovvvveeee......
Welcome aboard, it's love...


You were warned!

MSD

Come on, it's not all that bad once you hear the Pantera version of the theme.

torgone

George, George, George of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree!

George, George, George of the Jungle,
Lives a life that’s free. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree!

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape
With the help of his friend, an ape named Ape.

Then away he’ll schlep on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula stay in step.

Well . . . George, George, George of the Jungle,
Friend to you and me.

Watch out for that . . . tree!

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torgone

Ohhhhh Double O.
C-double O.
C-double O-L.
C-double O-L Mc.
Cool, Mc Cool.

Danger is his business.
The Owl is flying high, frightening to the eye.
The Rattler is nearby,
Cool is on the fly.
Danger is his business.

Madcap’s back in town, yeah bought Cool a crown.
Boxes are a-poppin’,
Cool is kept a-hoppin’.
Danger is his business.

That’s Hurricane Harry, with all the wind he can carry.
Oh that cool’s the coolest,
Danger is my business.

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grumpyolddude

http://www.mattsmusicpage.com/theme.htm

Cheesey midi's, still slightly cool

http://classictv.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.tripod.com%2Fblackcatter%2FTV%2F

An outrageous list!

the best one ever:

They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum.
When people come to see ‘em
They really are a screa-um.
The Addams Family.

Neat
Sweet
Petite

So get a witch's shawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
We’re gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.

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~springrain

wry1 and grumpyoldude! i love those!

as much as i love the thought of wry1 standing on the promenade deck serenading us all to the theme of "The Looove Boat!"... i think grumpy has it with The Adams Family ... who can sing it without walking around clicking their fingers???

Minx

Nah, I'm pretty big on the Love Boat theme myself!

I heard a song today about "sixteen chickens and a tamborine"

Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmm"

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*ugh* My son is addicted to this show:

Scooby Dooby Doo
Where Are You
Got Some Work To Do Now!

NetterButter

I CAN'T believe ariekitten remembered the song from Lamb Chops! That rocks! I'm 'kinda' buzzed right now so it ROCKS 10 times more!

Here's mine:

You guys would NEVER guess where this comes from:

"Fish don't stink, Fish don't stink, Underwater the Fish don't stink"

I can't help but always remember that song when I go to the fishmarket.

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wry1

Come on, you've got to finish the song....so here it is from where you left off....


Scooby Dooby Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you've got a sliver
You're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.

You know we got a mystery to solve,
so Scooby Doo get ready for your act.
Don't hold back!

And Scooby Doo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!

Scooby Dooby Doo, here are you.
You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you, Scooby Doo,
I know we'll catch that villain.

There....much better!

uncle phil

Yellow Submarine
The Beatles

In the town where i was born,
There lived a man,
Who sailed the seas,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of Submarines,
So we sailed into the sun,
Till' we found a sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,

-Chorus-

We all live in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine.

And my friends are all aboard,
Many more of them live next door,
And the band begins to play,
( a band plays a short song )

-Chorus-

We all live in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine.

And we live a life of ease,
Everyone of us,
Is all we need,
Sky of blue (echo) Sky of blue
And sea of green (echo) Sea of green
In our yellow (echo) In our yellow
Submarine (echo) submarine!

-Chorus-

We all live in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine.

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Hedgehog

Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's a madman with an evil mind.
Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's as crazy as you'll ever find.
Crashed upon the doctor's isle
Shrinkies are shrunken by laser ray
Will they always be so small?
Will they be lucky and get away?
Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker,
he's a madman with an evil mind.
Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's as crazy as you'll ever find.
Dr. Shrinker!

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Fly

the skin at the end of my dink is pink and...........

when it gets hard it's blue..........i.....love.......you.......

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