herostar

Porn is good
Porn is great
Porno's help you masturbate



thought I'd share... heh, how's everyone doing today?

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Got time to chill?

Astrocloud

Porn's so fun
Porn is Grand
But mom caught me with my dick in hand

micah67

Porn is cool
but don't be a dork
nothing's worse then getting caught at work.

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~micah

Crack

Porn is fun
Porn is life
but tonight i'd rather fuck my wife..
~Crack

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

thejoker130

Porn is cool
Porn is sweet
Porn gets you to beat your meat

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WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

Boo

Porn is the reason
For grabbin your wankey
Just make sure you have a hankey!

Yea Porn!

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

ariekitten

Porn is Aphrodite
Porn is Venus
Now please shut up
and insert your penis!

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~Vash, Trigun

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Fremen

Porn is God
Porn is money
Porn is grand with your honey.

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aclhammond

Porn is good...

Pussy is GREAT!!!

Though,,, Porn is,,, Cheaper,,,

And you don't even need a date!!!

Mr.Deflok

Porn is good!
Porn is awesome!
You may look at it all you like,
But YOU will never have that foursome!

GuttersnipeXL

Porn is great
Porn is Fun
Porn has built up so much in my closet and drawers I'm going to have to have a garage sale to get rid of some of it. I don't think my neighboors will go for it though.

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

Astrocloud

porn is great
But can be a bore
And don't make friends with anyone you meet in a porno store.

KWSN

haiku:

I really like porn
When I'm horny it is best
Sticky hands when done

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Your arms are broken!

Munku

Haiku Power!

I like pornos now,
It is very simple man,
Fast, slow, in my hand.

Derwood

Porn can make
Your willy grow
Not danger that
the porn says no!

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"You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

Jephree

Porn is great
Porn is good
Now let's thank him for our food, Amen.

bparker805

Some porn has class
Some porn is sleazy
Ive seen quite a few lass
That make me feel a little queezy.