I want to Kiss Suzy Kolber - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Astrocloud · 01-23-2004, 10:37 AM

I'm not even drunk.

mb99usa · 01-23-2004, 10:44 AM

Astrocloud · 01-23-2004, 10:47 AM

http://www.suntimes.com/output/telan...pt-rick23.html

Redlemon · 01-23-2004, 12:36 PM

I think you misspelled the headline... shouldn't it be "kisshh"?

Averett · 01-23-2004, 01:18 PM

I'd kiss her if I were drunk.

Bobaphat · 01-23-2004, 01:25 PM

He's going to counseling now. Oh how the mighty have fallen

bundy · 01-23-2004, 05:50 PM

i want to kiss her.
i know nothing about her, but i just like kissing.

Astrocloud · 01-23-2004, 05:53 PM

Shit, I wish I could change my vote now because I'm drunk. I'd still kiss her but D*A*M*N* (why is that n there) -she seems so much more kissable now that I'm drunk... kinda doin the lesbifriends thing if I wasn't (though I'd still want to kiss her).

Tophat665 · 01-23-2004, 06:35 PM

I want to kiss her but

she won't let me.

Astrocloud · 01-25-2004, 01:39 PM

Suzy, Suzy, Joe thinks your a floozy
Who'll kiss any Jock to whom you want to talk,
But don't be pissed because you've never been kissed,
And come kiss me because I'll be on my knees.

Kaos · 01-25-2004, 01:52 PM

I wouldn't even need to be drunk to want to kiss her

Edit: OMG! I just saw a part of the replay because I happened to record some of the sports channel. Joe was trashed, and I think I have only been that wasted a handful of times.

Munku · 01-26-2004, 12:30 AM

I'd hit it! *clinton thumbs up*

kulrblind · 01-26-2004, 05:49 AM

Astrocloud: thanks for that link... certainly sheds some much-needed light on the situation. Sadly, he couldn't have been just coincidentally trashed and uttered those words that many men say in their heads, every Sunday.

My wife (whose verve for all things NFL makes her the best wife in the world) exclaims with me, every sunday, as soon as we see Ms. Kolber:

"Suzy!"

Yeah, she rocks. Seriously..what's up with Melissa Stark? She's taken to wearing animal skins that don't even look like the animal's still using them.

Vespertine · 01-26-2004, 09:58 AM

I almost died laughing when I saw that little clip. Poor Joe. Oh well, hopefully he'll get that little problem under control and be back to semi-respectable.

As for her, I'd need to be drunk =/ But I'm of the younger crowd here...so I'm sure that sways my decision a bit.

Astrocloud · 01-26-2004, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vespertine

As for her, I'd need to be drunk =/ But I'm of the younger crowd here...so I'm sure that sways my decision a bit.

Even if she let out a wolf whistle at you from her Limo? Come-on You know you'd get in.

tooth · 01-26-2004, 02:07 PM

I've been wanting to kiss Ms. Kolber for a few years now. She's very pretty. It'd be nice to see her dress like a girl once in a while though.

Midnight_Son · 01-26-2004, 02:12 PM

I'd kiss her.....but, I'm a slut.

View Poll Results: Do you want to kiss Suzy Kolber?
I want to kiss Suzy Kolber	17	47.22%
Suzy Who?	7	19.44%
I'm Drunk	7	19.44%
So what.	5	13.89%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

01-23-2004, 10:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I want to Kiss Suzy Kolber I'm not even drunk.

01-23-2004, 10:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	Why? __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

01-23-2004, 12:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I think you misspelled the headline... shouldn't it be "kisshh"? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-23-2004, 01:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I'd kiss her if I were drunk. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

01-23-2004, 10:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	http://www.suntimes.com/output/telan...pt-rick23.html

01-23-2004, 01:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	He's going to counseling now. Oh how the mighty have fallen __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

01-23-2004, 05:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i want to kiss her. i know nothing about her, but i just like kissing. __________________ Ohayo!!!

01-23-2004, 05:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Shit, I wish I could change my vote now because I'm drunk. I'd still kiss her but DAMN (why is that n there) -she seems so much more kissable now that I'm drunk... kinda doin the lesbifriends thing if I wasn't (though I'd still want to kiss her).

01-23-2004, 06:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I want to kiss her but she won't let me. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-25-2004, 01:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Suzy, Suzy, Joe thinks your a floozy Who'll kiss any Jock to whom you want to talk, But don't be pissed because you've never been kissed, And come kiss me because I'll be on my knees.

01-25-2004, 01:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	I wouldn't even need to be drunk to want to kiss her Edit: OMG! I just saw a part of the replay because I happened to record some of the sports channel. Joe was trashed, and I think I have only been that wasted a handful of times. Last edited by Kaos; 01-25-2004 at 07:53 PM..

01-26-2004, 12:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I'd hit it! clinton thumbs up

01-26-2004, 05:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	Astrocloud: thanks for that link... certainly sheds some much-needed light on the situation. Sadly, he couldn't have been just coincidentally trashed and uttered those words that many men say in their heads, every Sunday. My wife (whose verve for all things NFL makes her the best wife in the world) exclaims with me, every sunday, as soon as we see Ms. Kolber: "Suzy!" Yeah, she rocks. Seriously..what's up with Melissa Stark? She's taken to wearing animal skins that don't even look like the animal's still using them.

01-26-2004, 09:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
Vespertine Tilted Location: Coral Springs, Florida	I almost died laughing when I saw that little clip. Poor Joe. Oh well, hopefully he'll get that little problem under control and be back to semi-respectable. As for her, I'd need to be drunk =/ But I'm of the younger crowd here...so I'm sure that sways my decision a bit.

01-26-2004, 02:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	I'd kiss her.....but, I'm a slut. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

01-26-2004, 02:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
tooth Addict	I've been wanting to kiss Ms. Kolber for a few years now. She's very pretty. It'd be nice to see her dress like a girl once in a while though.