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<span class="title">Revolution is not an AOL Keyword*</span>

<p>You will not be able to stay home, dear Netizen. <br />
You will not be able to <a href="http://journalism.berkeley.edu/projects/biplog/archive/000268.html#000268">plug in</a>, <a href="http://journalism.berkeley.edu/projects/biplog/archive/000732.html#000732">log on</a> and <a href="http://journalism.berkeley.edu/projects/biplog/archive/000617.html#000617">opt out</a>. <br />
You will not be able to <a href="http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif">lose yourself in Final Fantasy</a>, <br />
Or hold your <a href="http://www.napstermp3.com/napsteralternatives.htm">Kazaa download queues</a>, <br />
Because revolution is not an AOL Keyword. </p>

<p>Revolution is not an AOL Keyword. <br />
Revolution will not be <a href="http://www.nab.org/Newsroom/PressRel/speeches/031103.htm">brought to you on Hi-Def TV</a> <br />
<a href="http://bpdg.blogs.eff.org/">Encrypted</a> with a <a href="http://www.fbi.gov/priorities/priorities.htm">warning from the FBI</a>. <br />
Revolution will not have a <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/stateoftheunion/preparation/">jpeg slideshow</a> of <a href="http://www.dubyadubyadubya.com/">Dubya</a> <br />
<a href="http://www.sunspot.net/news/opinion/cartoons/bal-kal080802.cartoon">Calling the cattle</a> and <a href="http://www.clw.org/control/nukereview02press2.html">leading the incursion</a> by <br />
<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/news/bh/rumsfeld.shtml">Secretary Rumsfeld</a>, <a href="http://www.publicintegrity.org/dtaweb/report.asp?ReportID=502&amp;L1=10&amp;L2=10&amp;L3=0&amp;L4=0&amp;L5=0">General Ashcroft</a> and <a href="http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/dick.asp">Dick Cheney</a> <br />
<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0057012">Riding nuclear warheads</a> on <a href="http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/">their way to Iraq</a>, <br />
<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml">Or North Korea, or Iran</a>. </p>

<p>Revolution is not an AOL Keyword. <br />
Revolution will not be <a href="http://srom.zgp.org/">powered by Microsoft</a> on <br />
The <a href="http://news.com.com/2100-1001-982127.html">Next-Generation Secure Computing Base</a><br />
And will not star <a href="http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Sextapes/">Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee</a><br />
Or <a href="http://lessig.org/">Larry Lessig</a> and <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/">Martha Stewart</a>. </p>

<p>Revolution will not <a href="http://www.devin.com/penisspam/">promise penile enlargement</a>. <br />
Revolution will not <a href="http://www.cauce.org/">get rid of spam</a>. <br />
Revolution will not <a href="http://www.blazingwealth4us.com/">earn you up to $5000 a month<br />
Working from home</a>, because revolution is not <br />
An AOL Keyword, Brother. </p>

<p>There will be <a href="http://www.csusa.org/copykids/quizframes.htm">no screen grabs</a> of you and <br />
<a href="http://sp.ask.com/docs/about/jeevesiq.html">Jeeves the Butler</a> <a href="http://www.netlingo.com/lookup.cfm?term=one-click%20shopping">one-click shopping</a> <a href="http://my.yahoo.com/">at My Yahoo</a>, <br />
Or <a href="http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/grandma.html">outbidding a shady grandma on eBay</a> for <br />
That <a href="http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?GetResult&amp;st=2&amp;SortProperty=MetaEndSort&amp;query=ipod+20&amp;ht=1&amp;combine=y&amp;from=R9">refurbished iPod 20-gig</a>. <br />
<a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/755951.asp?0cb=-51578207">MSNBC.com</a> will <a href="http://lists.essential.org/random-bits/msg00169.html">not predict</a> election <a href="http://election.dos.state.fl.us/fraud/index.shtml">results in Florida</a><br />
Or <a href="http://www.samizdata.net/blog/glossary_archives/001970.html">fact-check</a> the <a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/">Drudge Report</a>. <br />
Revolution is not an AOL Keyword. </p>

<p>There will be no <a href="http://www.weinstein.org/media/video/qt/eff02.html">webcast</a> of <a href="http://www.wilwheaton.net/about.php">Wil Wheaton</a> <a href="http://www.eff.org/IP/IP_SLAPP/20010706_eff_barney_response.html">boxing</a><br />
<a href="http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/please1.html">Barney the Dinosaur</a> on the <a href="http://www.dnalounge.com/flyers/2002/08/22-code.html">dancefloor at DNA</a>. <br />
There will be no <a href="http://www.smartmobs.com/book/index.html">mob-</a> or <a href="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki">wiki-</a> <a href="http://www.blogger.com/">blog</a> of <a href="http://www.gnu.org/">Richard Stallman</a><br />
<a href="http://archive.salon.com/21st/feature/1998/08/cov_31feature.html">Strolling through Redmond</a> in a <a href="http://www.firstmonday.dk/issues/issue3_3/raymond/">medieval robe and halo</a> <br />
As <a href="http://stallman.org/saint.html">St. iGNUcious of the Church of Emacs</a> <br />
That he has been saving <br />
For just the proper occasion. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.survivoraddicts.com/">Survivor</a>, <a href="http://tv.yahoo.com/news/va/20020828/103058275300p.html">The Osbournes</a>, and <a href="http://www.joemillionairre.com/">Joe Millionaire</a> <br />
Will no longer be so <a href="http://www.wordspy.com/words/informationfoodchain.asp">damned relevant</a>, and <br />
People will not care if <a href="http://carriesstyle.tvheaven.com/">Carrie</a> hooks up again with <br />
<a href="http://www.whowouldyoukill.com/sexandthecity.html">Mr. Big</a> on <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2002/11/14/sex_tour/">Sex and the City</a> because <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/2.03/economy.ideas_pr.html">Information<br />
Wants To Be Free</a> even while <a href="http://www.thememoryhole.org/policestate/iao-logo.htm">Knowledge Is Power</a>. <br />
Revolution is not an AOL Keyword. </p>

<p>There will be no final pictures from inside the <br />
World Trade Center in the instant replay. <br />
There will be no final pictures from inside the <br />
World Trade Center in the instant replay. </p>

<p>There will be no <a href="http://www.afterdawn.com/software/video_software/video_tools/streambox_vcr.cfm">RealVideo</a> of <a href="http://www.2600.com/news/1227-help.html">2600-reading</a>, <br />
<a href="http://www.copyleft.net/item.phtml?&amp;page=product_144_front.phtml">Linux-booting</a> <a href="http://www.toonopedia.com/spyvsspy.htm">white hat</a> <a href="http://thehacktivist.com/">hacktivists</a> <br />
And <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/11/15/1037080897364.html">Mickey Mouse</a> in the <a href="http://gutenberg.net/">public domain</a>. <br />
The <a href="http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:YB6uuhOD2nQC:www.singsing.org/files/causacivile/napster/">theme song</a> will not be written by <a href="http://www.mpaa.org/jack/">Jack Valenti</a> or <br />
<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/29797.html">Hilary Rosen</a>, nor sung by <a href="http://www.campchaos.com/cartoons/napsterbad/">Metallica</a>, <a href="http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,6488,00.html">Dr. Dre</a>, <br />
<a href="http://www.tvguidelive.com/newsgossip-archives/01-mar/03-29-01.html">Christina Aguilera</a>, <a href="http://www.umich.edu/~urecord/0001/Dec11_00/11.htm">Matchbox 20</a>, or <a href="http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/1122010/07112000/aguilera_christina.jhtml">Blink-182</a>. <br />
Revolution is not an AOL Keyword. </p>

<p>Revolution will not be right back after <br />
<a href="http://news.com.com/2100-1023-978616.html">Pop-up ads</a> about <a href="http://www.armed.com/shops/">eCommerce</a>, <a href="http://www.etailersdigest.com/celebrate/party.htm">eTailers</a>, or <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/4.01/white.paper_pr.html">eContent</a>. <br />
You will not have to worry about a <br />
<a href="http://sesamestreet.com/sesamestreet/stories/read.php?contentId=90513">Cookie in your browser</a>, <a href="http://www.y2k.gov/">a bug in your email</a>, or a <br />
<a href="http://yucky.kids.discovery.com/noflash/worm/pg000223.html">Worm in your recycling bin</a>. <br />
Revolution will not run faster with <a href="http://www.house.gov/markey/iss_privacy_ltr990122.htm">Intel inside</a>. <br />
Revolution, <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html">dude</a>, is not <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wttw/ceoexchange/episode_204/ceo_1.html">getting a Dell</a>.<br />
Revolution <i>will</i> increase your <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22revolution+is+not+an+aol+keyword&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&filter=0">Google rank</a>. </p>

<p>Revolution is not an AOL Keyword, is not an AOL Keyword, <br />
Is not an AOL Keyword, is not an AOL Keyword. <br />
Revolution will be no <a href="http://www.cpj.org/Briefings/2003/gulf03/gulf03.html">stream</a> or <a href="http://www.defenselink.mil/iraqreconstruction.html">download</a>, dear Netizen; <br />
Revolution must still be <a href="http://www.internetlastpage.com/">live</a>.</p>

<p>*<i>See generally</i> Gil Scott-Heron, <i><a href="http://www.gilscottheron.com/lyrevol.html">The Revolution Will Not Be Televised</a></i>.<br />
<a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/publicdomain"><br />
<img src="http://creativecommons.org/images/public/norights.gif"></a></p>

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