Smack the penguin.( Flash game). - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 01-20-2004, 07:39 PM

Not the monkey.

Click to drop the penguin down and then smash the fucker as far as you can.

550 is my best go and I reckon if you hit the sweet spot then he could go much further.

I minute download on dial up.

Oh and no flashing blinking stuff,just plenty of fucked up penguins.

NEW LINK
http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu.swf

LINK TO GAME

KWSN · 01-20-2004, 07:57 PM

578.1, but that's the only one that i got anywhere near that mark

Derwood · 01-20-2004, 09:18 PM

492.5 was my best after about 10 swings

omega2K4 · 01-20-2004, 09:45 PM

I got 535 something.

TheShadow · 01-20-2004, 09:53 PM

555.7 - To get it far, you seem to have to make the penguin skip like a stone.

Edit: 578.1!

grumpyolddude · 01-20-2004, 10:53 PM

593.5 skipping along. 492.1 on the fly. My kids should be proud of me!

TheClarkster · 01-20-2004, 11:31 PM

577.6 skipping on the snow.
492.8 flying through the air.

mirevolver · 01-20-2004, 11:51 PM

499.8

seizei · 01-20-2004, 11:53 PM

sweet just got 593.5 too!!! love this game!!!

sillygirl · 01-20-2004, 11:59 PM

573 here! but that's just my third try.... I'll be up for a very long time with this one... hehehehe

Batman976 · 01-21-2004, 12:05 AM

PEOPLE! With my undying love for penguins, I MUST INSIST YOU NOT PLAY THIS GAME! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the penguins?

Thank you,
Batman

Vespertine · 01-21-2004, 12:17 AM

This is the most fun I've had in a long while.

Edit: 593.5

slimshaydee · 01-21-2004, 02:05 AM

the best way is to hit it low so it skips along the ground. I got 544.1

Fremen · 01-21-2004, 02:50 AM

544.7 on a combo snow-skip+air-ball.

Great find, cchris!

jwoody · 01-21-2004, 06:45 AM

Great game. 568.5 my own PB.

bernadette · 01-21-2004, 11:22 AM

588 was my best score

thanks for the link!

grumpyolddude · 01-21-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Batman976
PEOPLE! With my undying love for penguins, I MUST INSIST YOU NOT PLAY THIS GAME! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the penguins?

Thank you,
Batman

The Penguin would dispute your claim, Caped Crusader!

ElwoodBlues · 01-21-2004, 04:52 PM

The site won't seem to load for me

Munku · 01-22-2004, 09:33 AM

Same here elwood.. No loady

Batman976 · 01-22-2004, 12:30 PM

Bwahaha! There will be no further penguin abuse!

Chocolate milk!

NbCal · 01-22-2004, 02:28 PM

If you want to continue abusing penguins, here is another link http://www.starfrog.de/pinguin.htm

Crack · 01-22-2004, 05:33 PM

320.5 here, that just sucks I guess...
~Crack

LStanley · 01-22-2004, 06:34 PM

ya'll claiming more than about 325 are full of shit... I call BULLSHIT!

I've been smacking that penguin for HOURS and this is the best I got:

KeyserSoze · 01-22-2004, 10:59 PM

My best is 311.2

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu2.swf

Enjoy

bernadette · 01-23-2004, 12:19 AM

don't know why, it's basically the same thing, but i seemed to be able score better at this one:
http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm

oh and my best score was 588...

Chingal0 · 01-23-2004, 01:35 AM

my frst attempt yeilded a 310.21 and that is ater about 18 coors lights.

slimshaydee · 01-23-2004, 03:10 AM

dude you must of been playing the wrong penguin game. On this one you can get 550+

Vespertine · 01-23-2004, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LStanley
ya'll claiming more than about 325 are full of shit... I call BULLSHIT!

The original link and the one posted further down are in fact different. The penguin traveled much farther in the first, and was much more fun.

325 on the second is on par with the 580's from the first.

Liquor Dealer · 01-23-2004, 07:23 AM

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /pingvin.htm on this server.

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Apache/1.3.27 Server at www.1337-face.dk Port 80

This was all I could get!

Batman976 · 01-23-2004, 11:14 AM

Not that I condone this game, but if I did (which I don't) one might be able to find the original, harder hitting version here:

http://www.kvaris.com/penguin.php

Fearless_Hyena · 01-23-2004, 12:22 PM

thanks Batman976!! I was looking for the original version after the first site went down and ran into the 2nd crappy ripoff one -- why did they do that???

BTW my high on the last link is 586

vector_1979 · 01-23-2004, 12:28 PM

haven't had somuch fun since playing the Rubiks cube!

iktoweya · 01-23-2004, 01:51 PM

there thats for LStanley

my good friend got the 593 but yeah there is your image and thanks for playing

Arc101 · 01-23-2004, 02:50 PM

Shit - my best score is 553 - oh well I'll have to get a bit more practise at work

orphen · 01-23-2004, 03:14 PM

link is dead

steelerz · 01-23-2004, 03:27 PM

555.7 is the best I've got so far. Must practice, must practice!!!!!!

grumpyolddude · 01-23-2004, 09:11 PM

Yep, I guess they don't like us, LD. Won't let me in either.

KeyserSoze · 01-23-2004, 10:16 PM

Fixed it....sorry about that

KeyserSoze · 01-23-2004, 10:49 PM

JazzmanAl · 01-23-2004, 10:57 PM

556.5 -- only once, though.

01-20-2004, 07:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Smack the penguin.( Flash game). Not the monkey. Click to drop the penguin down and then smash the fucker as far as you can. 550 is my best go and I reckon if you hit the sweet spot then he could go much further. I minute download on dial up. Oh and no flashing blinking stuff,just plenty of fucked up penguins. NEW LINK http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu.swf LINK TO GAME __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery Last edited by cchris; 01-27-2004 at 06:25 PM..

01-20-2004, 07:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
KWSN green	578.1, but that's the only one that i got anywhere near that mark __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-20-2004, 09:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	492.5 was my best after about 10 swings __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

01-20-2004, 09:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	I got 535 something. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-20-2004, 09:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheShadow Crazy Location: Vancouver, Canada	555.7 - To get it far, you seem to have to make the penguin skip like a stone. Edit: 578.1! __________________ You know that song that goes like...

01-20-2004, 10:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	593.5 skipping along. 492.1 on the fly. My kids should be proud of me! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard Last edited by grumpyolddude; 01-20-2004 at 10:56 PM..

01-20-2004, 11:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	577.6 skipping on the snow. 492.8 flying through the air. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

01-20-2004, 11:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	499.8 __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

01-20-2004, 11:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	sweet just got 593.5 too!!! love this game!!! __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

01-20-2004, 11:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	573 here! but that's just my third try.... I'll be up for a very long time with this one... hehehehe __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-21-2004, 12:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	PEOPLE! With my undying love for penguins, I MUST INSIST YOU NOT PLAY THIS GAME! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the penguins? Thank you, Batman __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

01-21-2004, 12:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
Vespertine Tilted Location: Coral Springs, Florida	This is the most fun I've had in a long while. Edit: 593.5 Last edited by Vespertine; 01-28-2004 at 01:52 AM..

01-21-2004, 02:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	the best way is to hit it low so it skips along the ground. I got 544.1

01-21-2004, 02:50 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	544.7 on a combo snow-skip+air-ball. Great find, cchris! __________________ Google

01-21-2004, 06:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Great game. 568.5 my own PB. __________________ .

01-21-2004, 04:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
ElwoodBlues Psycho Location: Massachusetts	The site won't seem to load for me __________________ I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up." -Mitch Hedberg, '68-'05 Bauer's the man.

01-22-2004, 10:59 PM	#24 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	Addicting little game.. My best is 311.2 http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu2.swf Enjoy __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!! Last edited by KeyserSoze; 01-23-2004 at 10:15 PM..

01-21-2004, 11:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	588 was my best score thanks for the link! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-22-2004, 09:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Same here elwood.. No loady

01-22-2004, 12:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Bwahaha! There will be no further penguin abuse! Chocolate milk! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

01-22-2004, 02:28 PM	#21 (permalink)
NbCal Tilted Location: Newport Beach, CA	If you want to continue abusing penguins, here is another link http://www.starfrog.de/pinguin.htm Last edited by NbCal; 01-22-2004 at 02:37 PM..

01-22-2004, 05:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	320.5 here, that just sucks I guess... ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-22-2004, 06:34 PM	#23 (permalink)
LStanley Insane Location: Houston TX	ya'll claiming more than about 325 are full of shit... I call BULLSHIT! I've been smacking that penguin for HOURS and this is the best I got: __________________ Lathan Stanley

01-23-2004, 12:19 AM	#25 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	don't know why, it's basically the same thing, but i seemed to be able score better at this one: http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm oh and my best score was 588... __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-23-2004, 01:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	my frst attempt yeilded a 310.21 and that is ater about 18 coors lights. __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-23-2004, 03:10 AM	#27 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	dude you must of been playing the wrong penguin game. On this one you can get 550+

01-23-2004, 07:23 AM	#29 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	Forbidden You don't have permission to access /pingvin.htm on this server. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apache/1.3.27 Server at www.1337-face.dk Port 80 This was all I could get! __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

01-23-2004, 11:14 AM	#30 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Not that I condone this game, but if I did (which I don't) one might be able to find the original, harder hitting version here: http://www.kvaris.com/penguin.php __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

01-23-2004, 12:22 PM	#31 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	thanks Batman976!! I was looking for the original version after the first site went down and ran into the 2nd crappy ripoff one -- why did they do that??? BTW my high on the last link is 586

01-23-2004, 12:28 PM	#32 (permalink)
vector_1979 Insane Location: In a Caddy Shack	haven't had somuch fun since playing the Rubiks cube! __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Tip: Never do your shoe lace up in a revolving door

01-23-2004, 01:51 PM	#33 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	there thats for LStanley my good friend got the 593 but yeah there is your image and thanks for playing __________________ i miss K-Wise

01-23-2004, 02:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Shit - my best score is 553 - oh well I'll have to get a bit more practise at work

01-23-2004, 03:14 PM	#35 (permalink)
orphen Insane	link is dead

01-23-2004, 03:27 PM	#36 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	555.7 is the best I've got so far. Must practice, must practice!!!!!!

01-23-2004, 09:11 PM	#37 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Yep, I guess they don't like us, LD. Won't let me in either. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

01-23-2004, 10:16 PM	#38 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	Fixed it....sorry about that __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!

01-23-2004, 10:49 PM	#39 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	520 __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!