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moonstrucksoul · 01-19-2004, 05:58 PM

ok do you ever want to point out the flaws in some opf your favorite fictional characters.

Superman is invulverable right. ok well how does he shave. if he can cut his hair then how come his hair is never burned off when he walks through fire or gets blown up. ?

Batman976 · 01-19-2004, 07:01 PM

Aliens don't grow facial hair. I thought that was pretty obvious.

Crack · 01-19-2004, 09:44 PM

I read a great piece in a magizine about how superman had to be depressed because He could never have sex since he would destroy the girl with his shotgun powered seed... He'd blow the poor girls head right off...
~Crack (Superhero with no Flaws, except spelling and grammar)

nash · 01-19-2004, 09:45 PM

I've always wondered why he didn't use his eye lasers more often. Maybe it was answered somewhere; maybe y'all could enlighten me.

Mr.Deflok · 01-19-2004, 10:02 PM

Princess Leia doesn't get naked. I mean, WTF is up with that?!

moonstrucksoul · 01-19-2004, 10:11 PM

The Supe has been known to sport a beard from time to time.

omega2K4 · 01-20-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by Mr.Deflok
Princess Leia doesn't get naked. I mean, WTF is up with that?!

Yeah, she should be naked around 75% of the time in the Star Wars movies, but she isn't.

Fremen · 01-20-2004, 12:42 AM

Superman shaves with his heat-vision and a mirror.

01-19-2004, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	exposed ok do you ever want to point out the flaws in some opf your favorite fictional characters. Superman is invulverable right. ok well how does he shave. if he can cut his hair then how come his hair is never burned off when he walks through fire or gets blown up. ? __________________ no signature required

01-19-2004, 07:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Aliens don't grow facial hair. I thought that was pretty obvious. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

01-19-2004, 09:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I read a great piece in a magizine about how superman had to be depressed because He could never have sex since he would destroy the girl with his shotgun powered seed... He'd blow the poor girls head right off... ~Crack (Superhero with no Flaws, except spelling and grammar) __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-19-2004, 10:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	The Supe has been known to sport a beard from time to time. __________________ no signature required

01-20-2004, 12:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Superman shaves with his heat-vision and a mirror. __________________ Google

01-19-2004, 09:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
nash Psycho	I've always wondered why he didn't use his eye lasers more often. Maybe it was answered somewhere; maybe y'all could enlighten me.

01-19-2004, 10:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Princess Leia doesn't get naked. I mean, WTF is up with that?!