Drunken IMs, forums posts or utterances
 

Post the most unintelligible and funny drunken IMs, forum posts, irc convos or live utterances!

My favorites:

From a friend on irc:

[@Daniac]: drrrrrrrrrlpnnnnnnnng
[@Daniac]: fcuk yuo lal

My own:

Telamon719 (2:45:09 AM): if i sent hat to anyone else, i'd have to burn my penis off and put it through a hair dryer
Telamon719 (2:45:24 AM): wait..did i just say hairdryer? i meant blender. fucking hell

Telamon719 (3:12:53 AM): goddamn. i tehink i wkeo pu meh dad :o

my favorite is still spinach's from the other night...

spinach_is_drunk: WHAT DO YOU NEED AN EXTIEMATOR FOR?!
spinach_is_drunk: Parro keet soup