Who stole my car keys? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Spinach_Indeed · 01-18-2004, 01:23 PM

Seriously, you guys. Fess up.

I'm getting tired of this.

The_Dude · 01-18-2004, 01:25 PM

sry, wasnt me.

BuddyHawks · 01-18-2004, 01:29 PM

My friend's truck is so crappy that you dont need a key to start it up. You just turn the igniton and it goes.

cj2112 · 01-18-2004, 02:00 PM

i dunno but whoever it was has mine too

omega2K4 · 01-18-2004, 02:24 PM

Bwahahahaha. I have all your keys. I am holding them ransom for $3.50 in American funds. If you tell anyone about this I will execute them.

cj2112 · 01-18-2004, 02:49 PM

*quickly phones his ex-wife to tell her all about omega having his car keys*

uncle phil · 01-18-2004, 03:29 PM

*cj's ex-wife doesn't buy his cockamamie story...*

cj2112 · 01-18-2004, 04:05 PM

lol my hope was that omega would hold true to his promise to execute her

Astrocloud · 01-18-2004, 04:23 PM

If you have a pet -you should blame your pet. It works for me.

ender0333 · 01-18-2004, 07:52 PM

Did you check your pockets?

numist · 01-18-2004, 07:55 PM

Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.

omega2K4 · 01-18-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by numist
Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.

Damn you pesky kids for ruining my hiding spot.

Spinach_Indeed · 01-18-2004, 09:14 PM

Man. I want to go and get some bread. I'm hungry.

I swear to god, if my keys aren't on my mailbox by tommorow morning, I'm going to crack some skulls

Crack · 01-19-2004, 04:30 AM

I always find my keys on top of the computer... never hurts to check...

~Crack

Ogre840 · 01-19-2004, 06:20 AM

I took them. Your drunk again. This is for your own good.

Dilbert1234567 · 01-19-2004, 12:43 PM

everyone should learn th hot wire there own car, its just good to know. i could do my cougar (89 ford cougar) in under 15 min, i still need to learn on my new car (2000 ford escort zx2)

MSD · 01-20-2004, 09:10 AM

The underpants gnomes are expanding their operation

ForgottenKnight · 01-20-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by numist
Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.

My friends and I drink all the vodka and then stole the keys from Omega. Then I passed them to someone, but can't remember who due to having drank too much vodka. Sorry.

rat · 01-20-2004, 03:20 PM

pfffffffffffft. we all know its the Yard Gnome Liberation Front that took them...and that wee little fellow that looked like he was watering your tulips

YGLF is NOT to be fucked with

Astrocloud · 01-25-2004, 01:36 PM

I think I may have found them. I dropped them off at the front counter of Shaw's supermarket in Nashua, New Hampshire -USA.

01-18-2004, 01:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Who stole my car keys? Seriously, you guys. Fess up. I'm getting tired of this. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-18-2004, 01:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	sry, wasnt me. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

01-18-2004, 01:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
BuddyHawks Swashbuckling Location: Iowa...sometimes	My friend's truck is so crappy that you dont need a key to start it up. You just turn the igniton and it goes. __________________ Watch More TV

01-18-2004, 02:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Bwahahahaha. I have all your keys. I am holding them ransom for $3.50 in American funds. If you tell anyone about this I will execute them. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-18-2004, 03:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cj's ex-wife doesn't buy his cockamamie story... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-18-2004, 02:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	i dunno but whoever it was has mine too

01-18-2004, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	quickly phones his ex-wife to tell her all about omega having his car keys

01-18-2004, 04:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	lol my hope was that omega would hold true to his promise to execute her

01-18-2004, 04:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	If you have a pet -you should blame your pet. It works for me.

01-18-2004, 07:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
ender0333 Upright	Did you check your pockets?

01-18-2004, 07:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.

01-18-2004, 09:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Man. I want to go and get some bread. I'm hungry. I swear to god, if my keys aren't on my mailbox by tommorow morning, I'm going to crack some skulls __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

01-19-2004, 04:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I always find my keys on top of the computer... never hurts to check... ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-19-2004, 06:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	I took them. Your drunk again. This is for your own good.

01-19-2004, 12:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	everyone should learn th hot wire there own car, its just good to know. i could do my cougar (89 ford cougar) in under 15 min, i still need to learn on my new car (2000 ford escort zx2) __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

01-20-2004, 09:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	The underpants gnomes are expanding their operation

01-25-2004, 01:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I think I may have found them. I dropped them off at the front counter of Shaw's supermarket in Nashua, New Hampshire -USA.