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Old 01-18-2004, 01:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who stole my car keys?

Seriously, you guys. Fess up.

I'm getting tired of this.
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Old 01-18-2004, 01:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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sry, wasnt me.
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Old 01-18-2004, 01:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My friend's truck is so crappy that you dont need a key to start it up. You just turn the igniton and it goes.
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i dunno but whoever it was has mine too
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Bwahahahaha. I have all your keys. I am holding them ransom for $3.50 in American funds. If you tell anyone about this I will execute them.
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Old 01-18-2004, 02:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*quickly phones his ex-wife to tell her all about omega having his car keys*
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Old 01-18-2004, 03:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2004, 04:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol my hope was that omega would hold true to his promise to execute her
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Old 01-18-2004, 04:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2004, 07:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Did you check your pockets?
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Old 01-18-2004, 07:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.
Damn you pesky kids for ruining my hiding spot.
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Man. I want to go and get some bread. I'm hungry.

I swear to god, if my keys aren't on my mailbox by tommorow morning, I'm going to crack some skulls
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Old 01-19-2004, 04:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I always find my keys on top of the computer... never hurts to check...
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Old 01-19-2004, 06:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I took them. Your drunk again. This is for your own good.
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Old 01-19-2004, 12:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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everyone should learn th hot wire there own car, its just good to know. i could do my cougar (89 ford cougar) in under 15 min, i still need to learn on my new car (2000 ford escort zx2)
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Old 01-20-2004, 09:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2004, 03:03 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Its in the grape vodka bottle, you must drink it all to get your keys back.
My friends and I drink all the vodka and then stole the keys from Omega. Then I passed them to someone, but can't remember who due to having drank too much vodka. Sorry.
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Old 01-20-2004, 03:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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pfffffffffffft. we all know its the Yard Gnome Liberation Front that took them...and that wee little fellow that looked like he was watering your tulips YGLF is NOT to be fucked with
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Old 01-25-2004, 01:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I think I may have found them. I dropped them off at the front counter of Shaw's supermarket in Nashua, New Hampshire -USA.
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