Create our own Penthouse Forum! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

spived2 · 01-16-2004, 11:29 AM

I got this idea from the chat room, and hopefully it will be very successful. We will create our own penthouse forum, one line at a time. Try to be creative and not make the lines very long.
I'll start it off:

Dear Penthouse Forums, I never thought this could actually happen to a regular Joe like me...

Peetster · 01-16-2004, 11:32 AM

I was hanging out in my dorm room, when I thought I'd order some delivery pizza.

MacGnG · 01-16-2004, 11:49 AM

When the pizza arrived, much to my surprise it was delivered by a hot blond pizza delivery woman.

actionoreos · 01-16-2004, 12:05 PM

Adding to my surprise, she had a trainee with her, who was an equally hot brunette.

onetime2 · 01-16-2004, 12:09 PM

It was obvious they had been drinking since they were leaning on each other and giggling when I opened the door.

omega2K4 · 01-16-2004, 12:26 PM

When I reached for the pizza, the blonde slapped my hand and the brunette forced my head inbetween her breasts.

tenchi069 · 01-16-2004, 12:47 PM

the brunette dropped to her knees

Fly · 01-16-2004, 02:15 PM

and,for some weird reason,decided to start gobbling on my knob.Now this seemed....

Redlemon · 01-16-2004, 02:23 PM

...disturbing, as she was kneeling on the pizza box, and I was still hungry.

Grimlok · 01-16-2004, 02:24 PM

The Hot blond Giggled and pried the door loose from my mouth... She closed the door and locked it. So Much for stiffing this broad...

Derwood · 01-16-2004, 03:10 PM

....more like a stiffy for this broad....

Astrocloud · 01-16-2004, 03:13 PM

The blonde's name was Amy and the Brunette was Jackie. They didn't ask me my name as they dropped the pizza and moved to my couch.

paddyjoe · 01-16-2004, 03:17 PM

Needless to say, I followed along like any Cocker Spaniel in heat would do.

Giant Hamburger · 01-16-2004, 03:20 PM

From the floor, the forgotten pizza rhythmically shot out arcing ropes of molten cheese that covered everyone and everything. We hardly noticed as we

gnort · 01-16-2004, 03:24 PM

...were to into the moment to worry about the mutated pizza.

Order_of_Monkey · 01-16-2004, 03:58 PM

I just kept on thinking...what im i going to eat now (hmm i should have thought about that one a bit more)

JazzmanAl · 01-16-2004, 04:17 PM

One of the girls answered that with a...

merkerguitars · 01-16-2004, 04:20 PM

with screeching yell because

Fremen · 01-16-2004, 04:35 PM

a rope of cheese shot across her well-formed ass-cheeks, causing

MSD · 01-16-2004, 04:39 PM

... her to give a yelp of surpirse, but pleasure at the same time, revealing her kinky side.

Order_of_Monkey · 01-16-2004, 07:42 PM

If she was turned on by food then Im in i thought

arch13 · 01-16-2004, 07:46 PM

...I pulled the strawberries out of the fridge and slowly walked towards them both with a devilish grin...

cj2112 · 01-16-2004, 07:47 PM

As i opened the fridge to retrieve the

rideough · 01-17-2004, 04:21 AM

Strawberries and whipcream the doorbell rang..."I'm here to fix your photocopier!" the voice on the other side of the door exclaimed.

gnort · 01-17-2004, 07:25 AM

This was most inriguing because I, in fact, did not own a photocopier.

Astrocloud · 01-17-2004, 12:37 PM

I looked through the peephole, while Amy and Jackie were doing it with the mutated alien pizza in my living room. I saw...

Redlemon · 01-17-2004, 01:45 PM

... a burly guy with a tattoo that read "Bubba & Amy & Jackie Forever".

Astrocloud · 01-17-2004, 03:30 PM

That's when I noticed that I was a Female 5'10 36D-24-34. "Joe" is my last name.

Bamrak · 01-17-2004, 04:18 PM

And I ponder if my name can be added to that tattoo?

Mr.Deflok · 01-17-2004, 06:12 PM

Suddenly all four windows in my apartment were shattered and female ninjas jumped through.

Order_of_Monkey · 01-17-2004, 06:20 PM

luckily my major in collage is ninja defence

Fremen · 01-17-2004, 07:24 PM

, unluckily though, I slept through a lot of the class because I was exhausted from all of my fuck-sessions with the pizza delivery girl.

Mr.Deflok · 01-17-2004, 08:52 PM

Reluctantly I let what must have been the Leader of the Ninja throw me across the room dominantly and whilst I was in the air she threw shurikens at me, fearing for my life I screamed, only to find myself landing on the floor naked, the shurikens ripped my clothes off, this was definately getting interesting!

JazzmanAl · 01-17-2004, 09:37 PM

But I still managed to take a quick nap before....

mrbuck12000 · 01-17-2004, 09:45 PM

...i looked over to see photocopies of jackie and amys breasts taped all over the apartment......and in the back i heard the faint moans of a happy repair man.....

spived2 · 01-18-2004, 02:40 AM

. With Jackie and Amy being pummled in my bathroom, I turned to see that the female ninjas had disrobed and were watching porn while eating the mutant pizza. This got me so hot that...

slimshaydee · 01-18-2004, 04:09 AM

I took a shower, because overheating can be fatal. After the shower i noticed the ninjas were watching foxing boxing, this caused me to....

spived2 · 01-18-2004, 08:08 AM

...to get very aroused. The lead ninja noticed this, gave a devilish smile, and then came over and wrapped her leg around me whilst...

paddyjoe · 01-18-2004, 08:30 AM

continuing to brew her Earl Grey tea on the stove. I sure know when I read my tea leaves this morning....

Astrocloud · 01-18-2004, 09:59 AM

The leaves said that I should get my large strap-on dildo out of the closet and...

01-16-2004, 11:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	Create our own Penthouse Forum! I got this idea from the chat room, and hopefully it will be very successful. We will create our own penthouse forum, one line at a time. Try to be creative and not make the lines very long. I'll start it off: Dear Penthouse Forums, I never thought this could actually happen to a regular Joe like me...

01-16-2004, 11:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	When the pizza arrived, much to my surprise it was delivered by a hot blond pizza delivery woman. Last edited by MacGnG; 01-16-2004 at 11:54 AM..

01-16-2004, 12:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	It was obvious they had been drinking since they were leaning on each other and giggling when I opened the door. __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

01-16-2004, 12:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	When I reached for the pizza, the blonde slapped my hand and the brunette forced my head inbetween her breasts. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-16-2004, 12:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	the brunette dropped to her knees __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

01-16-2004, 11:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I was hanging out in my dorm room, when I thought I'd order some delivery pizza.

01-16-2004, 12:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
actionoreos Tilted	Adding to my surprise, she had a trainee with her, who was an equally hot brunette.

01-16-2004, 02:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and,for some weird reason,decided to start gobbling on my knob.Now this seemed.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-16-2004, 02:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	...disturbing, as she was kneeling on the pizza box, and I was still hungry. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-16-2004, 02:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Grimlok Tilted Location: Central Illinois	The Hot blond Giggled and pried the door loose from my mouth... She closed the door and locked it. So Much for stiffing this broad... __________________ Your future looks very very grim!

01-16-2004, 03:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	....more like a stiffy for this broad.... __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

01-16-2004, 03:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	The blonde's name was Amy and the Brunette was Jackie. They didn't ask me my name as they dropped the pizza and moved to my couch.

01-16-2004, 03:17 PM	#13 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Needless to say, I followed along like any Cocker Spaniel in heat would do.

01-16-2004, 03:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	From the floor, the forgotten pizza rhythmically shot out arcing ropes of molten cheese that covered everyone and everything. We hardly noticed as we

01-16-2004, 03:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	...were to into the moment to worry about the mutated pizza. __________________ You had me at Qapla'

01-16-2004, 04:17 PM	#17 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	One of the girls answered that with a... __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

01-16-2004, 04:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	with screeching yell because __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

01-16-2004, 07:46 PM	#22 (permalink)
arch13 Loves my girl in thongs Location: North of Mexico, South of Canada	...I pulled the strawberries out of the fridge and slowly walked towards them both with a devilish grin... __________________ Seen on an employer evaluation: "The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead" ____________________________ Is arch13 really a porn diety ? find out after the film at 11. -Nanofever

01-16-2004, 03:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	I just kept on thinking...what im i going to eat now (hmm i should have thought about that one a bit more) __________________ Have a day

01-16-2004, 04:35 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	a rope of cheese shot across her well-formed ass-cheeks, causing __________________ Google

01-16-2004, 04:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	... her to give a yelp of surpirse, but pleasure at the same time, revealing her kinky side.

01-16-2004, 07:42 PM	#21 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	If she was turned on by food then Im in i thought __________________ Have a day

01-16-2004, 07:47 PM	#23 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	As i opened the fridge to retrieve the

01-17-2004, 04:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	Strawberries and whipcream the doorbell rang..."I'm here to fix your photocopier!" the voice on the other side of the door exclaimed. __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

01-17-2004, 07:25 AM	#25 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	This was most inriguing because I, in fact, did not own a photocopier. __________________ You had me at Qapla'

01-17-2004, 12:37 PM	#26 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I looked through the peephole, while Amy and Jackie were doing it with the mutated alien pizza in my living room. I saw...

01-17-2004, 01:45 PM	#27 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	... a burly guy with a tattoo that read "Bubba & Amy & Jackie Forever". __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-17-2004, 03:30 PM	#28 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	That's when I noticed that I was a Female 5'10 36D-24-34. "Joe" is my last name.

01-17-2004, 04:18 PM	#29 (permalink)
Bamrak Enter Title Here Location: Tennessee	And I ponder if my name can be added to that tattoo?

01-17-2004, 06:12 PM	#30 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Suddenly all four windows in my apartment were shattered and female ninjas jumped through.

01-17-2004, 06:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	luckily my major in collage is ninja defence __________________ Have a day

01-17-2004, 07:24 PM	#32 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	, unluckily though, I slept through a lot of the class because I was exhausted from all of my fuck-sessions with the pizza delivery girl. __________________ Google

01-17-2004, 08:52 PM	#33 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Reluctantly I let what must have been the Leader of the Ninja throw me across the room dominantly and whilst I was in the air she threw shurikens at me, fearing for my life I screamed, only to find myself landing on the floor naked, the shurikens ripped my clothes off, this was definately getting interesting! Last edited by Mr.Deflok; 01-17-2004 at 09:54 PM..

01-17-2004, 09:37 PM	#34 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	But I still managed to take a quick nap before.... __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

01-17-2004, 09:45 PM	#35 (permalink)
mrbuck12000 Psycho Location: wisCONsin	...i looked over to see photocopies of jackie and amys breasts taped all over the apartment......and in the back i heard the faint moans of a happy repair man..... __________________ "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee --that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again." - G.W. Bush quoted by the Baltimore Sun - Oct 6, 2002

01-18-2004, 02:40 AM	#36 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	. With Jackie and Amy being pummled in my bathroom, I turned to see that the female ninjas had disrobed and were watching porn while eating the mutant pizza. This got me so hot that... __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

01-18-2004, 04:09 AM	#37 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I took a shower, because overheating can be fatal. After the shower i noticed the ninjas were watching foxing boxing, this caused me to....

01-18-2004, 08:08 AM	#38 (permalink)
spived2 Desert Rat Location: Arizona	...to get very aroused. The lead ninja noticed this, gave a devilish smile, and then came over and wrapped her leg around me whilst... __________________ "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V