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Mr.Deflok · 01-18-2004, 01:28 PM

...eat a chocolate cake while being sodomised by the leg of a wooden chair.

Order_of_Monkey · 01-18-2004, 04:48 PM

Thats when it hit me, this was exacly what my horoscope told me was going to happen today

Monre · 01-18-2004, 04:52 PM

I was being raped by a ninja,before I could notice they were....

herostar · 01-18-2004, 04:55 PM

turning into the mutant pizza that they had eaten not 10 minutes earlier.

Mr.Deflok · 01-18-2004, 08:27 PM

Standing there bewildered I had little time to notice the mutant Mozarella Cheese slowly climbing up my leg towards my anus.

omega2K4 · 01-18-2004, 09:13 PM

When all of a sudden, 10 cyborg ninja women that were on fire busted into the house and destroyed the mutant pizza with their nipple laser beams of doom.

Mr.Deflok · 01-18-2004, 10:05 PM

That's when the Cheese went straight up my rectum and I screamed "FUCK ME!" at the top of my lungs. The Cyborg Ninja's misunderstood this and began to gang-fuck me.

fik · 01-21-2004, 04:25 PM

One of the cyborg ninjas began to give me head, but I soon realized the cyborg ninjas mouths were made of...

Mr.Deflok · 01-21-2004, 04:50 PM

Chocolate Fish!

kulrblind · 01-22-2004, 05:17 AM

After the cyborg ninjas' chocolate fish-mouths had fully melted, I took stock of the room and realised that...

redlotuss9 · 01-22-2004, 08:16 AM

... I now had a chocolate covered strap-on that looked extremely tasty and I wanted to share this yummy treat with someone.

thejoker130 · 01-22-2004, 08:30 AM

Which is when a hole in time and space opened up in my closet and spewed out 2 demoneses with watermelon sized jumblies and tenticles onto the floor in front of me...

kulrblind · 01-22-2004, 10:26 AM

Upon hearing myself use the word "jumblies," I was stricken with the sense that I'd once...

Shokan · 01-22-2004, 10:45 AM

used a battery powered lightbulb enforced with radioactive steel plating to combat the Rwandan death squads who

Redlemon · 01-22-2004, 11:13 AM

/ I think the sex was hotter in the thread *stands in a tranquil field*

Crack · 01-22-2004, 05:39 PM

Seemed hell bent on water sports with portugeese lesbian gun runners named

01-18-2004, 04:48 PM	#42 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	Thats when it hit me, this was exacly what my horoscope told me was going to happen today __________________ Have a day

01-18-2004, 04:55 PM	#44 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	turning into the mutant pizza that they had eaten not 10 minutes earlier. __________________ Got time to chill?

01-18-2004, 09:13 PM	#46 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	When all of a sudden, 10 cyborg ninja women that were on fire busted into the house and destroyed the mutant pizza with their nipple laser beams of doom. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-22-2004, 08:30 AM	#52 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	Which is when a hole in time and space opened up in my closet and spewed out 2 demoneses with watermelon sized jumblies and tenticles onto the floor in front of me... __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

01-22-2004, 10:45 AM	#54 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	used a battery powered lightbulb enforced with radioactive steel plating to combat the Rwandan death squads who __________________ Legalize it.

01-18-2004, 01:28 PM	#41 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	...eat a chocolate cake while being sodomised by the leg of a wooden chair.

01-18-2004, 04:52 PM	#43 (permalink)
Monre Banned	I was being raped by a ninja,before I could notice they were....

01-18-2004, 08:27 PM	#45 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Standing there bewildered I had little time to notice the mutant Mozarella Cheese slowly climbing up my leg towards my anus.

01-18-2004, 10:05 PM	#47 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	That's when the Cheese went straight up my rectum and I screamed "FUCK ME!" at the top of my lungs. The Cyborg Ninja's misunderstood this and began to gang-fuck me.

01-21-2004, 04:25 PM	#48 (permalink)
fik Crazy Location: Tacoma, WA	One of the cyborg ninjas began to give me head, but I soon realized the cyborg ninjas mouths were made of...

01-21-2004, 04:50 PM	#49 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Chocolate Fish!

01-22-2004, 05:17 AM	#50 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	After the cyborg ninjas' chocolate fish-mouths had fully melted, I took stock of the room and realised that...

01-22-2004, 08:16 AM	#51 (permalink)
redlotuss9 Tilted Location: Pennsylvania	... I now had a chocolate covered strap-on that looked extremely tasty and I wanted to share this yummy treat with someone.

01-22-2004, 10:26 AM	#53 (permalink)
kulrblind plays well with others Location: Canada	Upon hearing myself use the word "jumblies," I was stricken with the sense that I'd once...

01-22-2004, 11:13 AM	#55 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	/ I think the sex was hotter in the thread stands in a tranquil field __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-22-2004, 05:39 PM	#56 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Seemed hell bent on water sports with portugeese lesbian gun runners named __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx