These guys have got to be kiddin. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 01-13-2004, 11:35 PM

These two guys are pussies.

They are going to try and drink a keg in 3 and a half days with no breaks until the thing is empty.

I was wondering why it was gonna take so long until I saw that the beer is some Finely Crafted Natural Light crap.

Have a fucking go you bludgers.

Drink full strength and set a benchmark.

Anyway it should be interesting to watch their results.

PICTURE IS LINK

gilada · 01-14-2004, 09:32 AM

I smell trouble. Hell, if kids are freaking dying from drinking to much water, these guys are in for a world of Pain... shut the fuck up, Donny!

Yalaynia · 01-14-2004, 11:59 AM

I personally dont think they are going to make it, but if they do they are going to end up in the hospital or with alcohol poisoning.
I have been to a couple parties where there was a keg and even with the amount of people that were drinking out of it there was still some left.

blaze · 01-14-2004, 12:14 PM

Yea I think they're gonna end up in the hospital too.
It would be cool though if they actually did it.

krwlz · 01-14-2004, 05:18 PM

I think they can do it. Interesting try anyway.

Fearless_Hyena · 01-14-2004, 06:45 PM

OK let's do the math:

A half-barrel keg is 15.5 Gallons.
15.5 Gallons x 128 Fluid Oz/Gallon = 1984 Ounces.
1984 Oz / 16 Ounces per cup = 124 Beers.
124 Beers / 3.5 days = 35 Beers per day

Doesn't seem too out of the question, I think they could do it. And since it's Natty Light, I think they'll be hurtin' from all the crap that's in that horrible beer. Not to mention pretty wasted

I hope they keep it on ice!!!

EDIT: Since my browser (Mozilla) rendered the page all crappy I didn't see that they had part of the math on their site until later....oh well

feelgood · 01-14-2004, 07:32 PM

Holy shait! I'd be totally fucking wasted by the end of day 1...

Oh well, thanks god I hate beer

asudevil83 · 01-14-2004, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fearless_Hyena
OK let's do the math:

A half-barrel keg is 15.5 Gallons.
15.5 Gallons x 128 Fluid Oz/Gallon = 1984 Ounces.
1984 Oz / 16 Ounces per cup = 124 Beers.
124 Beers / 3.5 days = 35 Beers per day

Doesn't seem too out of the question, I think they could do it. And since it's Natty Light, I think they'll be hurtin' from all the crap that's in that horrible beer. Not to mention pretty wasted I hope they keep it on ice!!!

EDIT: Since my browser (Mozilla) rendered the page all crappy I didn't see that they had part of the math on their site until later....oh well

but lets say they are getting 8 hours of sleep per night, that means that they'll be up for 16 hours, right? thats only two beers an hour if you pace yourself...BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM. thats only about a beer an hour. i wouldnt say thats out of the question at all....actually damn easy, especially light beer.

LStanley · 01-15-2004, 05:41 AM

lmao.. those pussies will never finish the keg in 3 days it'll take em a week lolol

here at tech.. a 17 second kegstand is something a 76lb girl can do lmao...

they'll have to learn to like flat warm beer if they wanna finish that keg..

we pound 3 or 4 down a night between 20-30 guys.. and its quite a challenge to do.... but 2 guys... lmao.. good f'in luck and they aren't hardcore drinkers... lol

this is gonna be funny

splck · 01-15-2004, 07:09 AM

Bleh, light beer, one day they'll grow up and drink real beer.

paddyjoe · 01-15-2004, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by splck
Bleh, light beer, one day they'll grow up and drink real beer.

better not let your buddy flyman hear you say that

Fly · 01-15-2004, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
better not let your buddy flyman hear you say that

light beer or not.............

I........could do it ALL...........by myself.

fuckin' wankers need help.........thats sad.

*wanna join me fellas?*

*splck and joe can buy it and i'll help 'em drink it.*

merkerguitars · 01-15-2004, 10:51 AM

Shit two people and it's only a half a barrel...thats easy to do....

paddyjoe · 01-15-2004, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
*wanna join me fellas?*
*splck and joe can buy it and i'll help 'em drink it.*

Oooo yeah, that sounds like a fuckin deal

Iliftrocks · 01-15-2004, 01:25 PM

I'll stick to Jack Daniels meself

Waste · 01-15-2004, 10:05 PM

It helps when you your belly is as big as the keg to begin w/

tritium · 01-15-2004, 10:31 PM

Weakling. ...

He did 17 Jose Cuervo shots in 90 minutes. What a wuss.

I killed an entire 750ml bottle in that time period. That a few more than 17 shots (closer to 25, in fact).

cchris · 01-21-2004, 03:34 PM

"Bumps"

Time to crash a party and lace some drinks.

8 hours left.

jbuffett · 01-21-2004, 04:22 PM

natty light. [monty python] A little like making love in a canoe. Fucking close to water [\monty python]

01-13-2004, 11:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	These guys have got to be kiddin. These two guys are pussies. They are going to try and drink a keg in 3 and a half days with no breaks until the thing is empty. I was wondering why it was gonna take so long until I saw that the beer is some Finely Crafted Natural Light crap. Have a fucking go you bludgers. Drink full strength and set a benchmark. Anyway it should be interesting to watch their results. PICTURE IS LINK __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-14-2004, 09:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
gilada Psycho Location: Dallas, Tx	I smell trouble. Hell, if kids are freaking dying from drinking to much water, these guys are in for a world of Pain... shut the fuck up, Donny! __________________ Hey, this isn't rocket surgery. See my futurephone pics at: http://gilada.textamerica.com See my DVD's at: http://www.dvdprofiler.com/mycollection.asp?alias=gilada

01-14-2004, 11:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Yalaynia Insane Location: here but I wish I lived there	I personally dont think they are going to make it, but if they do they are going to end up in the hospital or with alcohol poisoning. I have been to a couple parties where there was a keg and even with the amount of people that were drinking out of it there was still some left. __________________ I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

01-14-2004, 06:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	OK let's do the math: A half-barrel keg is 15.5 Gallons. 15.5 Gallons x 128 Fluid Oz/Gallon = 1984 Ounces. 1984 Oz / 16 Ounces per cup = 124 Beers. 124 Beers / 3.5 days = 35 Beers per day Doesn't seem too out of the question, I think they could do it. And since it's Natty Light, I think they'll be hurtin' from all the crap that's in that horrible beer. Not to mention pretty wasted I hope they keep it on ice!!! EDIT: Since my browser (Mozilla) rendered the page all crappy I didn't see that they had part of the math on their site until later....oh well Last edited by Fearless_Hyena; 01-14-2004 at 06:52 PM..

01-14-2004, 07:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Holy shait! I'd be totally fucking wasted by the end of day 1... Oh well, thanks god I hate beer __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

01-14-2004, 12:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	Yea I think they're gonna end up in the hospital too. It would be cool though if they actually did it.

01-14-2004, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	I think they can do it. Interesting try anyway.

01-15-2004, 05:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
LStanley Insane Location: Houston TX	lmao.. those pussies will never finish the keg in 3 days it'll take em a week lolol here at tech.. a 17 second kegstand is something a 76lb girl can do lmao... they'll have to learn to like flat warm beer if they wanna finish that keg.. we pound 3 or 4 down a night between 20-30 guys.. and its quite a challenge to do.... but 2 guys... lmao.. good f'in luck and they aren't hardcore drinkers... lol this is gonna be funny __________________ Lathan Stanley

01-15-2004, 07:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Bleh, light beer, one day they'll grow up and drink real beer. __________________ nice line eh?

01-15-2004, 10:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Shit two people and it's only a half a barrel...thats easy to do.... __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

01-15-2004, 01:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	I'll stick to Jack Daniels meself __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

01-15-2004, 10:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
Waste Upright	It helps when you your belly is as big as the keg to begin w/ __________________ If God could do anything, could he make a rock he couldnt lift ? "If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit" -Mitch Hedberg

01-15-2004, 10:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Weakling. ... He did 17 Jose Cuervo shots in 90 minutes. What a wuss. I killed an entire 750ml bottle in that time period. That a few more than 17 shots (closer to 25, in fact). __________________ Blah.

01-21-2004, 03:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	"Bumps" Time to crash a party and lace some drinks. 8 hours left. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-21-2004, 04:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
jbuffett Tilted	natty light. [monty python] A little like making love in a canoe. Fucking close to water [\monty python] __________________ I do blame you for voting for Bush.