The Worst Sounds Ever
 

Give me your list of bad sounds.

Here's mine:

the toilet clogging as it flushes
tires squealing to a halt behind you
police sirens behind you
the phone ringing while you're wacking off
your bike tire blowing out
when you attempt to start a car that's already running
grinding gears
dogs barking at night

The sound of the ever present darkness that is life.

-The sound of something heavy dropping on the floor behind you and shattering into many pieces, as you begin to realize that the only items that could have made a sound like that are your: a)iPod b)Camera c)Laptop d)other misc. breakable item that would be expensive to replace.

-The sound of chalk scraping on chalkboard.

-The sound of several annoying children throwing a tamper tantrum on a crowded train.

Those really long drawn out farts which take like, FOREVER to finally finish.

damn, that's an awesome list. i saw something, somewhere the other day, it might have been here, but i don't remember, saying that queefs were one of the nastiest sounds in the world. however, i would have to disagree. i love the female anatomy, and all that it does. yes, even the bleeding thing. anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.... is pretty freaking cool in my book. damn, did i get off of the subject?

when i was 16...playin' goalie in soccer.

corner kick comes in....i go for it and punch it away BUT,.....i came down on this guys leg and the sound of it snapping has to be it for me.

nasty feeling in the gut that day


*great av man...that is awsome.

a creaky paper cutter. until you've had to put up with that for several hours while trying to write an important paper (i did two years ago), you have NO IDEA.

Im definatly with you on those two!

I think that THX sound at the beginning of some movies is annoying as hell.

-Children
-A Bone shattering

-someone mowing a lawn while you're watching TV
-squeaky bike parts while you're riding
-when girls cry for no reason

the fastball hitting the bridge of my nose dead on... CRACK! *shudder* ... it still gets me just thinking about it...

Hearing the words "oh oh" as your kid flushes some unknown object down the toilet.

Collision of vehicle and another object, especially if you're in the vehicle.
And when the car has a hard time starting.

Styrofome scratching together.

When it's really really cold and you're stepping on snow. That crunching noise really gets to me.

And I thought I was the only one!

Being suddenly awakened from a profound sleep by the sounds of your daughter, sitting up next to you in bed, about to become very very sick.

The sickening grinding sound that signals the end of your hard drive.

Ugh, I absolutely hate that sound. It sends chills all up my spine just thinking about it.

My alarm clock beep
that whining noise the tv makes
the sound of my truck tire popping
the squeak that big markers sometimes makes
ticking watches when i'm trying to get to sleep

The sound that a balloon makes when someone is twisting it into one of those balloon figures.

My ex-gf's mother's laughing...

Worse. Sound. Ever.

That nut you just dropped down the intake manifold of the engine you just finished rebuilding as it tings and dings right down into a cylinder.


Oh the horror!

the horrible sound of crunching bending metal, realizing that i just backed the mini-van into my husband's car....

i abhore the loud angry screaming & hollering of people fighting or just plain freaking out.

i'm not much fond of the timer on our microwave either. hubby uses it for a myriad of reasons, like moving the sprinkle in the front yard every 15 minutes, etc.

When the Lady queing up in front of you at the supermarket does this.

http://www.fartfarm.com/assets/multimedia/ken02.wav

Bad is too nice a word.

britney spears's voice.
continuous feed back from an amp (after a while it'll get to you.)
Bones Cracking.

i actually love that sound.

one that i hate: the sound of dry hands on dry, rough paper or fabric when your own hands are feeling dry.

A few:

The sound of an 18-wheels tire blowing as you drive past it while you're doing 70 in your convertible. I couldn't hear in my right ear for a couple days, and my heart rate didn't return to normal for a week.

That sick, heavy sound when someone gets hits in the face really hard. Sort of like combining the hitting sounds of a melon, coconut, and a slab of meat all in one.

A shot glass being ground in a garbage disposal (just learned that one yesterday :D)

The finger nails down the chalk board get to me. High pitched sounds, and the worst one that I hate the crunch snails make when you run them over on your bike by accident...eeeeeewwww aaaaahhhhh just drives me nuts.

AHHHHHH, I hate that. Especially newspaper. I hate the feeling of it whenever my hands are dry.

That is a nasty sound. I had a player of mine snap a leg that sounded like a big tree branch snap. I splinted the leg, then threw up. You win.:(

The most annoying sound to me is the beeping sound alarm clocks make when they go off. Everytime I hear one on a TV ad or show I cringe.

I call it my kids radar....when you snuggle up for some loven and after 5 minutes ....knock, knock, knock, Mom, ...Dad....Can I sleep with you I'm scared! Happens 99% of the time.

Try blowing a synchro while shifting into third, ... during a driving test. (Wasn't me, a friend fo mine, and the instructor gave him a look like he was watching the kid disarm a bomb every time he double-clutched.)

Fork or knife being dragged across a plate, fork upright or knife sideways.

The sound of one of your CD's for a game you really like coming off of the spindle, bouncing around inside the drive, and the surface being ground up.

Jake brakes (the ones on trucks that make that loud pulsing noise right next to you).

Tines of a fork scraping against front teeth as the fork comes out. ting!

the sound of pre-adolescent and adolescent girls screaming for no reason whatsoever...

my wife...

- The rubber broke.

- I'm pregnant.

- It's yours.

- So, when are we getting married?

mine are:

-Phone ringing whilst I sleep...i just wanna shoot that fucking thing off

-Friend laughing....hes a great guy..but god damn it, i wanna shoot him when he laughs

-My mom nagging....STOP IT ALREADY!!

-People who sucks at singing and likes to sing....again...not only do they ruin the song for me but also fucks with my ears..and yes..i wanna shoot them too

-Modem dialing...i know EVERYONE does too ;)

The sound of an eighty dollar sawblad hitting a screw in a piece of wood.
The sound of a riced honda.