Drinking Experiment.
 

Okay. I know there's a "post here if you're drunk" thread, but I didn't want to flood it with my little experiment. I'm going to see just How bad my typing and skills of reason get when I drink.

SO. I have prepared a bottle of Vodka, and a small questionnaire.. thingy. I also set up a time on my computer to Ding every 13 minutes. When it dings, I will bring up one of the already prepared Thread Posts windows (Since I might have difficulty remembering and typing what I choose) and answer them

I don't know if this will be a success or a horrible failure.. but I will try. Anyway, I'll answer the first sober.

Time: 12:45
Shots: 0

How are you feeling?
I feel fine. And am Excited to participate in this experiment of my own making.

How difficult is it to type?
It's very easy, actually.

What's on your mind right now?
The fact that I should stop cracking my neck so much.

Anything else?
Godspeed, Spinach.

Are you gonna give yourself a prize if you win?

If the prize is throwing up on my bed and then falling asleep in it..

I hope not.

Also, I changed the time of post to 20 minutes. I think that's better.. or I'll just post when I feel like it...

this should be good.....

Time: 1:01
Shots: 2

How are you feeling?
Hasn't hit me quite yet. Feeling a little buzz, nothing to serious though


How difficult is it to type?
Still quite easy


What's on your mind right now?
My stomach hurts from a piece of pie I ate earlier. I hope the Pie doesn't turn up for a guest apperance.


Anything else?
I like Bjork.

Time: 1:15
Shots: 3

How are you feeling?
I'm feeling it now. Slipping into happy mode

How difficult is it to type?
Pretty easy, I'm suprised. I thought my typing skills flew out the window after one shot


What's on your mind right now?
This Grape Vodka is the worst tasting Alchohol... EVER. I'm going through pain for you guys.


Anything else?
Bjork is still awesome. I'd do her.

Needs more cowbell.

Time: 1:26
Shots: 3 or 4

How are you feeling?
Ugh. This Grape VODKA. Deserves to DIE and never come back. Ever I hate it


How difficult is it to type?
A little. I kept messing up in #tfp and stuff. Whatever

What's on your mind right now?
Grape Vodka.. and it's evil.


Anything else?
Tim Curry used to be hot. Now he's oldd and fat.

how many fingers am I holding up? :D

Time: 1:37
Shots: I don't know

How are you feeling?
Extremly great and sd sick


How difficult is it to type?
Yes. Yess it is.

What's on your mind right now?
Boobs

Anything else?
I want to do Bjork.\ like sombodies buisness

Time: 1:46
Shots: 5 or something

How are you feeling?
Irojn Madian freaks me THE HELL OUT when I'mm drunk


How difficult is it to type?
I think oso


What's on your mind right now?
Limpy Bisuit can SUCK IT


Anything else?
I dont't like college thatt much.

Wanna get high?

Yes, Yes I do.

I wass high earlier today actually./ So this is a vryr lovely eveningh for me. Lovelies

It's only gonna get better. :lol:

Time: 1"54
Shots: 6 er 77 I think

How are you feeling?
My throat hurt but everything else is pspiffy

How difficult is it to type?
easy and yett hard at the emsame time


What's on your mind right now?
Asians


Anything else?
the Marx brothers. I want to watchc Duck Soup

What is the speed of dark?

[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Holfd on. I'm gonna swtih t o Tfp Script igf I can
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I DID IT
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> Whcih means I ROCVK
[1:54] Spinach_Indeed> I ROCVK SO HARD
[1:55] Spinach_Indeed> stop pretending likee your stupid by adding.. stupif

from TFP chat - I think this answers all of our questions

Lets confuse everyone.

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=41053

Time: 2
Shots: ?

How are you feeling?I got movin on my mind


How difficult is it to type?
Very difult. I am trying my diggidy darndest


What's on your mind right now?
I would fuck Jack White... and Jacck Black


Anything else?
I need something leiks someong else

too late already high it doesn't affect typing

Man, I *wish* I was that drunk...

Damn hangovers.

Time: 2 and 8
Shots: ou know

How are you feeling?
Man. Onlyu 8 nminutes after the last post


How difficult is it to type?
the same, BIOTCH


What's on your mind right now?
Stilll on Grape Vodka. I hate it


Anything else?
I have to peee. And I will go pee! And it will be the most awesome thing ever in the history of evetyhing.

this would be a good thing for you bud.

enjoy the ride anyways..........:D






P.S.(i'll join ya' cchris!!!)

Fats ebay 4 u 2 hey. :lol:

Time: 2:21
Shots: 8! I reamebeed!@


How are you feeling?
Okayt, for show, I am not correcting my typos. Becusa I'm that cool

How difficult is it to type?
Weezer


What's on your mind right now?
The same.


Anything else?
There's this online girl nameed becky. She's treally nice to me. I love her lik a sister. FUCk. I don't want to throw up. Boo-hoo.

Shes a top root too.

Time: 2:38
Shots: 7..8?

How are you feeling?
Sittl feling pretty waseted. BUT. I don't want to drink anymore because throwig up is BAD. BAD BAD BAD


How difficult is it to type?
It'ds easier


What's on your mind right now?
Regre?


Anything else?
Music rocks

Lasyt post. I'm going to sleep, fucker.

regre?

It's 1:06 here I will start drinking now :) I'll try to post again in a few hours or get on IRC.

Okay. I didn't go to sleep. But I've come to a revalation. There is no god. We are are own God. We create and we destroy. I don't care if I'm a little dizzy, It's the fucking truth. What fucking God would leave all of us like this? Fuck God. If he does exist, Fuck him in his God Damn Ass. He's shit. I'm my own God.

Life is to damn complicated. None of us will ever know everything. How can we live without every piece of the puzzle? We can't. So we have to settle for creating false gods in our images. It's what he choose, so why should we deny the almighty God the pleasure of watching us coming ttoo this conclusion?

The only thing that keeps me from killing myself anymore is the the fact that if there is a God, I don't want to give him the satisfaction.

Fucker.

Instant gratfication owns you.

Spinach_Indeed - you are my hero.

Thank you for taking one for the team. I now know to never drink more than 3 or 4 shots when there is a working keyboard in the vincinity.

:D

He was trying to call me stupid.. I accidentally said "stilll".. hehe Man was this a funny night. If you weren't there, you missed out :)

You have inspired me.. some day I'll do this. Of course... We'll have to wait till my birthday when I'm legally 21 so my parents don't give me shit... but I think I'll have to. I'll especially make sure I'm in IRC the whole time. :) 21 on May 11th.. so we have a ways to wait...

Thank you everybody, thank you for praise of my experiment. It was tough, but I kept it in there for YOU guys. I deem it a complete success except for the part in between drunk and getting sober where I came back in here for philosophical banter... man. I always do that. Just as I'm getting sober, I'll start spewing something about the government or about how Jesus was a steel driving man or something... Just discard it.

Have we learned anything from this little experiment? If we have, It's that flavored alcohol is rarely a good thing, and if you're going to drink, don't smoke.. because you're only going to end up burning yourself...several times.

Feel free to use this thread for your own alcohol related experiments, whatever they may be. Godspeed, fellow booze scientists.

Are you a transcendentalist, Spinach_Indeed? Great thread by the way :D

:thumbsup:

For whatever reason, I find that hilarious.

Good job man. You rock. :thumbsup:

good job the best thread i've seen in awhile

someone should try and see how many joints it takes before it affects typing. Flyman I know you're up for that

Im going to say that bowls is more appropriate. If your smoking multiple joints alone.,.. Well, safe to say that it will be a short thread. Or maybe Im a lightweight, who knows?