Does anyone know anymore?
 

I used to have a friend growing up that out of the blue would come up with these strange questions. I can only remember a couple of them but we used to get a good chuckle out of them.

Why is it we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why are toilet paper squares only 4" X 4" , no body is going to use just one sheet.
Why when someone is going to the bathroom they say they are going to take a dump. I mean why would they want to and didnt the person that was a head of them leave it there for a reason.

I know there are better ones I just cant remember anymore. I was just hoping you guys might beable to come up with more.

What is the Speed of Darkness?
~Crack

Why is the speed I bought,dark?