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theguyondacouch · 01-07-2004, 04:31 PM

i've always wondering why geese don't have nipples. Any idea? Just say it. Come one...You know you wanna... Come on say it...goose nipple... thats right.. gooooose nippples.. OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

PS.
Never post drunk... or high... or both...

Munku · 01-07-2004, 07:24 PM

I get goose nipples on my arms and legs when it's a tid bit nipply out..

Crack · 01-07-2004, 07:24 PM

Because they don't suckle their young? That'd be my guess.(GOOSE NIPPLES!!!)

silent_jay · 01-07-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Munku
I get goose nipples on my arms and legs when it's a tid bit nipply out..

i think you mean goose bumps not goose nipples

Fly · 01-07-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by theguyondacouch
Never post drunk... or high... or both...

but..........isn't that part of the fun?

you do that voodoo that you do...........

silent_jay · 01-07-2004, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by theguyondacouch

Never post drunk... or high... or both...

I would never be able to post, iagree flyman that is part of the fun

Munku · 01-07-2004, 08:40 PM

It's more fun sucking on my goose nipples than my goose bumps..

herostar · 01-07-2004, 08:56 PM

it's not goose bumps or goose nipples...

Goose Pimples!

Tophat665 · 01-07-2004, 08:57 PM

Goose nipples are in their throats.

silent_jay · 01-07-2004, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Munku
It's more fun sucking on my goose nipples than my goose bumps..

i imagine it would be

sillygirl · 01-07-2004, 11:21 PM

I think my nipples are WAY more fun than GOOSE nipples... but then, I don't really play with my own nipples...

silent_jay · 01-07-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by sillygirl
I think my nipples are WAY more fun than GOOSE nipples... but then, I don't really play with my own nipples...

i bet they are sillygirl i bet they are

Slims · 01-08-2004, 06:20 PM

Because nobody wants to suck on a goose.

taylorspl · 01-08-2004, 10:07 PM

Ahhh i heard nipples and got all randy...

noblejr · 01-08-2004, 10:59 PM

Because birds aren't mammals. Also, have you ever been bitten by a goose? I think if a goose were to put it's goose nipples to use, it wouldn't have them for very long.

theguyondacouch · 01-09-2004, 11:05 AM

yes i have been bitten by a goose actually.

clifclav · 01-09-2004, 01:03 PM

i was bit by a goose once as well. nasty viciuos little beast really. they are great when you grind their livers up though and spread it on some crackers or toast points

01-07-2004, 04:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	goose nipples i've always wondering why geese don't have nipples. Any idea? Just say it. Come one...You know you wanna... Come on say it...goose nipple... thats right.. gooooose nippples.. OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! PS. Never post drunk... or high... or both... __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

01-07-2004, 07:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Because they don't suckle their young? That'd be my guess.(GOOSE NIPPLES!!!) __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-07-2004, 08:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	it's not goose bumps or goose nipples... Goose Pimples! __________________ Got time to chill?

01-07-2004, 08:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Goose nipples are in their throats. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-07-2004, 11:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	I think my nipples are WAY more fun than GOOSE nipples... but then, I don't really play with my own nipples... __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-07-2004, 07:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I get goose nipples on my arms and legs when it's a tid bit nipply out..

01-07-2004, 08:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	It's more fun sucking on my goose nipples than my goose bumps..

01-08-2004, 06:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Because nobody wants to suck on a goose. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

01-08-2004, 10:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	Ahhh i heard nipples and got all randy...

01-08-2004, 10:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	Because birds aren't mammals. Also, have you ever been bitten by a goose? I think if a goose were to put it's goose nipples to use, it wouldn't have them for very long.

01-09-2004, 11:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	yes i have been bitten by a goose actually. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

01-09-2004, 01:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	i was bit by a goose once as well. nasty viciuos little beast really. they are great when you grind their livers up though and spread it on some crackers or toast points __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!