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cdwonderful · 11-08-2009, 04:41 PM

amateurs! 55 gallon drum

Jetée · 11-08-2009, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

shouldn' na told us what it meant. Now no more mystery

...still luv ya, tho

I forgot what it was, out of spite.

It was too many heres and theres and "Charles' Dobsons"...

cdwonderful · 11-08-2009, 04:48 PM

your kinda hung up on this charles dobson person.....
something you wanna get off your chest, buddy?

we are here to listen......

BogeyDope · 11-08-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdwonderful

now i feel bad, I still have my original name.....

I didn't change my name...
...More than once...yet.

BadNick · 11-08-2009, 07:12 PM

Can't you guys see the title of this thread? Does it say anything about discussing personal matters, or things you like, or your favorite name? Go to the other threads to discuss such matters.

So stop all this chit chat and get out of this thread!

cdwonderful · 11-08-2009, 09:05 PM

I think someone missed nappy time!

uncle phil · 11-09-2009, 02:57 AM

or his latest pill time...

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 04:34 AM

ahh, a good night's rest can do wonders << hey, "cdwonders"! see how I did that?

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 06:20 AM

did I call it or what? Kreskin lives!!!

(besides, dont the nurses regulates his meds, phil?)

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 06:26 AM

watch what you say, my two sisters, who if they were not my sisters I would say are "hot", are both RN's....but I would love to have a couple of hot (non-sister) nurses feel my forehead to see if it's a little warm, give me some meds, tuck me in and kiss me "good night" ...so I'll take 2 please.

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 06:48 AM

their not my sisters....send em over.
I feel this headache coming on........
they do sponge baths?

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 07:00 AM

who's the spongee in this equation?

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 07:02 AM

loofas are better

BogeyDope · 11-09-2009, 10:53 AM

fdjhfadshj hfjdsfhdkjf fhdjshfjsafjhhjf

^Make a sentence out of those letters^

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 10:55 AM

as long as you don't rub too hard in one place

I especially love the loofa on my hoofa ...i.e., on the souls of my hoofas. It's a fine dance between too much tickle, removal of dead skin, invigorating the feet, and pure eroticism. I have been called ticklish nicholash ...and my last name rhymes with that, too.

uncle phil · 11-09-2009, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BogeyDope

fdjhfadshj hfjdsfhdkjf fhdjshfjsafjhhjf

^Make a sentence out of those letters^

death by alphabetization...

BogeyDope · 11-09-2009, 01:47 PM

You win!

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 01:53 PM

unc wins...everybody can go elsewhere now

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 01:55 PM

didnt work for miramar,

wont work for you..............

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 01:56 PM

wow, I barely had time to poke my head into another thread and you're already back messing this one up!

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 01:58 PM

Its my job, brother
phil told me so

uncle phil · 11-09-2009, 02:08 PM

only time you ever listened to me...

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 02:13 PM

not true, I always listen.......

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 06:25 PM

hi Chris. I'd say Chris be good but it just doesn't sound as good as "Johnnie be good"

that should tell you something

cdwonderful · 11-09-2009, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

hi Chris. I'd say Chris be good but it just doesn't sound as good as "Johnnie be good"

that should tell you something

chrissy be good fits buts sounds somewhat gay.....

not that there's anything wrong with that.........

BadNick · 11-09-2009, 06:38 PM

not to me...my first two loves were both Christine Chrissy's. My first love Christine started when I met her on the sliding board in kindergarden and that lasted until 6th grade. We were such a nice couple, always standing next to each other, playing footsies until I was orgasmic, though at the time I didn't know what the feeling was about, we were always partners in all the school plays, and we stood next to each other during spelling bees. I'm sure I coulda married her and lived happily ever after. Then she dumped me for an older guy about ready to move up to the big time...high school. So after being shattered for a while, I found my second Christine and fell in love with her for a while. She was real cute, but something about this relationship never quite compared to the first Christine. When we had our 25th reunion of our 8th grade graduation, the first Christine couldn't make it but all the girls called her on the phone and had me talking to her. I wonder where she is now?

Fly · 11-09-2009, 11:06 PM

you guys are busy tonight eh?

uncle phil · 11-10-2009, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdwonderful

chrissy be good fits buts sounds somewhat gay.....

not that there's anything wrong with that.........

nothin' wrong with whichever way your door opens, buddy...

BadNick · 11-10-2009, 06:32 AM

are you talking about doors or drawers?

uncle phil · 11-10-2009, 01:26 PM

me - doors;

you - drawers?

cdwonderful · 11-10-2009, 01:29 PM

if it swings both ways you have twice the chance of a date on a sat. night

BadNick · 11-10-2009, 05:57 PM

I am a drawer...the artist variety.

uncle phil · 11-11-2009, 03:31 AM

your real name maggie?

BadNick · 11-11-2009, 06:28 AM

man, now you made me hungry for Maggie Moo ...they got some damn good ice cream. I like to lick it.

BogeyDope · 11-11-2009, 10:04 AM

Id like to lick them.

BadNick · 11-11-2009, 12:01 PM

with or without ice cream dripping from them?

uncle phil · 11-11-2009, 01:24 PM

Maggie's Drawers
by James Stockton

A hundred Marines sat on the line,

Rapid fire, and all was fine.

The rifles cracked, Bull's Eyes, we know;

Down came the targets, now they'll show.

White spotters adorned targets left and right,

Looked like snow, a pretty sight.

But Wait!!!! What's that where I shot?

Not a single one! . . . not one white spot.

I look for black ones 'round the "bull,"

No luck there either, I feel a chill.

They start the disks, white for bulls,

None for mine . . . there they were still.

A single pole rose o'er the butts

Waved back and forth, like in a rut.

A red flag waving, a miss of course,

And that red flag is "Maggie's Drawers."

Suddenly a commotion is heard on line,

I thought, "My coach, and it's my time."

But a good-lookin' dame comes down the track:

"My name is Maggie — and I wants 'em back."

cdwonderful · 11-11-2009, 08:00 PM

you amaze me phil.
I am not sure why
it scares me.........

uncle phil · 11-12-2009, 03:16 AM

ain't it wonderful?

Fly · 11-12-2009, 04:17 AM

YouTube - She's Some Kind Of Wonderful- GRAND FUNK

11-08-2009, 04:41 PM	#6521 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	amateurs! 55 gallon drum __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-08-2009, 04:48 PM	#6523 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	your kinda hung up on this charles dobson person..... something you wanna get off your chest, buddy? we are here to listen...... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-08-2009, 09:05 PM	#6526 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	I think someone missed nappy time! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-09-2009, 02:57 AM	#6527 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	or his latest pill time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-09-2009, 06:20 AM	#6529 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	did I call it or what? Kreskin lives!!! (besides, dont the nurses regulates his meds, phil?) __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-08-2009, 07:12 PM	#6525 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Can't you guys see the title of this thread? Does it say anything about discussing personal matters, or things you like, or your favorite name? Go to the other threads to discuss such matters. So stop all this chit chat and get out of this thread!

11-09-2009, 04:34 AM	#6528 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	ahh, a good night's rest can do wonders << hey, "cdwonders"! see how I did that?

11-09-2009, 06:26 AM	#6530 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	watch what you say, my two sisters, who if they were not my sisters I would say are "hot", are both RN's....but I would love to have a couple of hot (non-sister) nurses feel my forehead to see if it's a little warm, give me some meds, tuck me in and kiss me "good night" ...so I'll take 2 please.

11-09-2009, 06:48 AM	#6531 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	their not my sisters....send em over. I feel this headache coming on........ they do sponge baths? __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-09-2009, 07:00 AM	#6532 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	who's the spongee in this equation?

11-09-2009, 07:02 AM	#6533 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	loofas are better __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-09-2009, 10:53 AM	#6534 (permalink)
BogeyDope Crazy	fdjhfadshj hfjdsfhdkjf fhdjshfjsafjhhjf ^Make a sentence out of those letters^ __________________ Focus. Control. Conviction. Resolve. A true ace lacks none of these attributes. Nothing can deter you from the task at hand except your own fears. This is your sky.

11-09-2009, 10:55 AM	#6535 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	as long as you don't rub too hard in one place I especially love the loofa on my hoofa ...i.e., on the souls of my hoofas. It's a fine dance between too much tickle, removal of dead skin, invigorating the feet, and pure eroticism. I have been called ticklish nicholash ...and my last name rhymes with that, too.

11-09-2009, 01:47 PM	#6537 (permalink)
BogeyDope Crazy	You win! __________________ Focus. Control. Conviction. Resolve. A true ace lacks none of these attributes. Nothing can deter you from the task at hand except your own fears. This is your sky.

11-09-2009, 01:53 PM	#6538 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	unc wins...everybody can go elsewhere now

11-09-2009, 01:55 PM	#6539 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	didnt work for miramar, wont work for you.............. __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-09-2009, 01:56 PM	#6540 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	wow, I barely had time to poke my head into another thread and you're already back messing this one up!

11-09-2009, 01:58 PM	#6541 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	Its my job, brother phil told me so __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-09-2009, 02:08 PM	#6542 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	only time you ever listened to me... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-09-2009, 02:13 PM	#6543 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	not true, I always listen....... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-09-2009, 06:25 PM	#6544 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	hi Chris. I'd say Chris be good but it just doesn't sound as good as "Johnnie be good" that should tell you something

11-09-2009, 06:38 PM	#6546 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	not to me...my first two loves were both Christine Chrissy's. My first love Christine started when I met her on the sliding board in kindergarden and that lasted until 6th grade. We were such a nice couple, always standing next to each other, playing footsies until I was orgasmic, though at the time I didn't know what the feeling was about, we were always partners in all the school plays, and we stood next to each other during spelling bees. I'm sure I coulda married her and lived happily ever after. Then she dumped me for an older guy about ready to move up to the big time...high school. So after being shattered for a while, I found my second Christine and fell in love with her for a while. She was real cute, but something about this relationship never quite compared to the first Christine. When we had our 25th reunion of our 8th grade graduation, the first Christine couldn't make it but all the girls called her on the phone and had me talking to her. I wonder where she is now?

11-09-2009, 11:06 PM	#6547 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you guys are busy tonight eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-10-2009, 06:32 AM	#6549 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	are you talking about doors or drawers?

11-10-2009, 01:26 PM	#6550 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	me - doors; you - drawers? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-10-2009, 01:29 PM	#6551 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	if it swings both ways you have twice the chance of a date on a sat. night __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-10-2009, 05:57 PM	#6552 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I am a drawer...the artist variety.

11-11-2009, 03:31 AM	#6553 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	your real name maggie? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-11-2009, 06:28 AM	#6554 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	man, now you made me hungry for Maggie Moo ...they got some damn good ice cream. I like to lick it.

11-11-2009, 10:04 AM	#6555 (permalink)
BogeyDope Crazy	Id like to lick them. __________________ Focus. Control. Conviction. Resolve. A true ace lacks none of these attributes. Nothing can deter you from the task at hand except your own fears. This is your sky.

11-11-2009, 12:01 PM	#6556 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	with or without ice cream dripping from them?

11-11-2009, 01:24 PM	#6557 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Maggie's Drawers by James Stockton A hundred Marines sat on the line, Rapid fire, and all was fine. The rifles cracked, Bull's Eyes, we know; Down came the targets, now they'll show. White spotters adorned targets left and right, Looked like snow, a pretty sight. But Wait!!!! What's that where I shot? Not a single one! . . . not one white spot. I look for black ones 'round the "bull," No luck there either, I feel a chill. They start the disks, white for bulls, None for mine . . . there they were still. A single pole rose o'er the butts Waved back and forth, like in a rut. A red flag waving, a miss of course, And that red flag is "Maggie's Drawers." Suddenly a commotion is heard on line, I thought, "My coach, and it's my time." But a good-lookin' dame comes down the track: "My name is Maggie — and I wants 'em back." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-11-2009, 08:00 PM	#6558 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	you amaze me phil. I am not sure why it scares me......... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

11-12-2009, 03:16 AM	#6559 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ain't it wonderful? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.