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BadNick · 02-17-2009, 04:28 AM

those sure takes 2!

Tiny Dancer · 02-17-2009, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

at least can I watch

...though I would challenge your suggested statistics, I am quite sure I have better odds betcha betcha

Who ever said anything about you watching, that's so not in the deal. I don't think that you have a better chance then I do, I have the upper hand I'm around beautiful women all the time.

BadNick · 02-17-2009, 08:13 AM

No watching...I don't even wear a watch...and one at a time is just perfect for me.

Not Right Now · 02-17-2009, 10:37 AM

expletive.

uncle phil · 02-17-2009, 12:26 PM

perpetual oysters...

BadNick · 02-17-2009, 01:16 PM

raw or rockefeller, both are yummy

cdwonderful · 02-17-2009, 03:31 PM

prairie oysters cure hangovers

Not Right Now · 02-17-2009, 05:49 PM

The world is my oyster.

BadNick · 02-17-2009, 05:58 PM

Rocky Mountain Oysters, Prairie Oysters, Mountain Tendergroins, Cowboy Caviar, Swinging Beef, Calf Fries...take 2

Just reading this might make many males cringe:

With a very sharp knife, split the skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle.

Remove the skin and slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals.

Place slices in a large pan with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.

In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper.

Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture.

In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry prepared testicles 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done).

Drain on paper towels.

Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.

Not Right Now · 02-17-2009, 10:56 PM

awwww shucks.

Tiny Dancer · 02-17-2009, 10:58 PM

Oh but they just taste oh so sooo good. I haven't had any in such a long time, now i want some.

Not Right Now · 02-17-2009, 11:46 PM

uncle phil · 02-18-2009, 03:15 AM

yes, shout it out...

cdwonderful · 02-18-2009, 09:11 AM

really loud

BadNick · 02-18-2009, 10:00 AM

...in a very high pitched voice, I presume

Tiny Dancer · 02-18-2009, 12:02 PM

cdwonderful · 02-18-2009, 12:25 PM

I practice, but they always seem to end up as trite gestures, signifying nothing........

boo hoo

Tiny Dancer · 02-18-2009, 12:34 PM

It's is probably because you're not being random your are thinking too much about your practicing, just let it flow little grasshopper.

cdwonderful · 02-18-2009, 01:02 PM

so it's not just because I am shallow and empty headed?
Whew! Watta relief..............

uncle phil · 02-18-2009, 01:21 PM

my cold, dead fingers hurt...

BadNick · 02-18-2009, 01:23 PM

piano playing keeps the fingers nimble and warmed up

cdwonderful · 02-18-2009, 03:06 PM

biting your nails does to a certain degree

uncle phil · 02-19-2009, 03:19 AM

peel them off...

cdwonderful · 02-19-2009, 07:26 AM

filing them is better...
use a file cabinet

BadNick · 02-19-2009, 08:21 AM

...but try not to crash them off! WalesOnline - News - World News - Woman loses 'world's longest fingernails' in crash

uncle phil · 02-19-2009, 01:36 PM

oooohhh...

fall down, go BOOM!!!

cdwonderful · 02-19-2009, 01:39 PM

big boom (like the start of the universe)

BadNick · 02-19-2009, 01:51 PM

if a universe goes "boom" and nobody is there to hear it...?

cdwonderful · 02-19-2009, 01:53 PM

then a tree falls....

BadNick · 02-19-2009, 07:58 PM

...timber!!!

cdwonderful · 02-19-2009, 09:02 PM

uncle phil · 02-20-2009, 03:21 AM

del rio, texas...

BadNick · 02-20-2009, 04:41 AM

burning bush

cdwonderful · 02-20-2009, 08:32 AM

Lindsay lohan

uncle phil · 02-20-2009, 01:10 PM

my freakin' hero...

Fly · 02-20-2009, 03:57 PM

old school............

kinda like this take 2 thread...............

BadNick · 02-20-2009, 06:49 PM

Not Right Now · 02-21-2009, 08:39 AM

BadNick · 02-21-2009, 09:18 PM

don't make me sade

YouTube - Smooth Operator

uncle phil · 02-22-2009, 04:07 AM

smooth...

02-17-2009, 10:37 AM	#5284 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	expletive. __________________ I only came to dance.

02-17-2009, 12:26 PM	#5285 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	perpetual oysters... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-17-2009, 05:49 PM	#5288 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	The world is my oyster. __________________ I only came to dance.

02-17-2009, 05:58 PM	#5289 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Rocky Mountain Oysters, Prairie Oysters, Mountain Tendergroins, Cowboy Caviar, Swinging Beef, Calf Fries...take 2 Just reading this might make many males cringe: With a very sharp knife, split the skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin and slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours. In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry prepared testicles 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels. Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce. Last edited by BadNick; 02-17-2009 at 06:03 PM..

02-17-2009, 10:56 PM	#5290 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	awwww shucks. __________________ I only came to dance.

02-17-2009, 04:28 AM	#5281 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	those sure takes 2!

02-17-2009, 08:13 AM	#5283 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	No watching...I don't even wear a watch...and one at a time is just perfect for me.

02-17-2009, 01:16 PM	#5286 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	raw or rockefeller, both are yummy

02-17-2009, 03:31 PM	#5287 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	prairie oysters cure hangovers

02-17-2009, 10:58 PM	#5291 (permalink)
Tiny Dancer Registered User Location: D-Town, Co	Oh but they just taste oh so sooo good. I haven't had any in such a long time, now i want some.

02-17-2009, 11:46 PM	#5292 (permalink)
Not Right Now Insane Location: Far Away	__________________ I only came to dance.

02-18-2009, 03:15 AM	#5293 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	yes, shout it out... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2009, 09:11 AM	#5294 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	really loud

02-18-2009, 10:00 AM	#5295 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...in a very high pitched voice, I presume

02-18-2009, 12:02 PM	#5296 (permalink)
Tiny Dancer Registered User Location: D-Town, Co

02-18-2009, 12:25 PM	#5297 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	I practice, but they always seem to end up as trite gestures, signifying nothing........ boo hoo

02-18-2009, 12:34 PM	#5298 (permalink)
Tiny Dancer Registered User Location: D-Town, Co	It's is probably because you're not being random your are thinking too much about your practicing, just let it flow little grasshopper.

02-18-2009, 01:02 PM	#5299 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	so it's not just because I am shallow and empty headed? Whew! Watta relief..............

02-18-2009, 01:21 PM	#5300 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my cold, dead fingers hurt... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-18-2009, 01:23 PM	#5301 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	piano playing keeps the fingers nimble and warmed up

02-18-2009, 03:06 PM	#5302 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	biting your nails does to a certain degree

02-19-2009, 03:19 AM	#5303 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	peel them off... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-19-2009, 07:26 AM	#5304 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	filing them is better... use a file cabinet

02-19-2009, 08:21 AM	#5305 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...but try not to crash them off! WalesOnline - News - World News - Woman loses 'world's longest fingernails' in crash

02-19-2009, 01:36 PM	#5306 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	oooohhh... fall down, go BOOM!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-19-2009, 01:39 PM	#5307 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	big boom (like the start of the universe)

02-19-2009, 01:51 PM	#5308 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	if a universe goes "boom" and nobody is there to hear it...?

02-19-2009, 01:53 PM	#5309 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	then a tree falls....

02-19-2009, 07:58 PM	#5310 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...timber!!!

02-19-2009, 09:02 PM	#5311 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	wolf

02-20-2009, 03:21 AM	#5312 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	del rio, texas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-20-2009, 04:41 AM	#5313 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	burning bush

02-20-2009, 08:32 AM	#5314 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	Lindsay lohan

02-20-2009, 01:10 PM	#5315 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my freakin' hero... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 02-20-2009 at 01:13 PM..

02-20-2009, 03:57 PM	#5316 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	old school............ kinda like this take 2 thread............... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios