the last person to post in this thread wins take 2

[taylorspl]

I think he might have, I dunno if he's somewhere between Tucson and lost and broken I think he can come. I should change my location to broken and lost because I am definetly not well.

[sillygirl]

well, mosaic, are you in between the two?

[taylorspl]

how about no I call in back.

[sillygirl]

why? You wanna lay behind me? That'd work, I guess... I like being held....

[telekinetic]

um if in between the two means in between you two, no way. i only group cuddle if theres a girl in the middle. taylor can just keep his long warm arms to himself!

[taylorspl]

that works because I liek holding. if I'm drunk enough I could give a reach around.

[sillygirl]

Lol. I meant between 'lost and broken' and Tucson... and I will be taking no part in homoerotic activities, so the two of you will definitely be separated!

[taylorspl]

I retract my previous statement because I love teh box.

[sillygirl]

I thought this was a CLOTHED cuddle?

[sillygirl]

Uh oh! Watch out for taylor's story he's threatening me with!

[taylorspl]

This one time I ate a bunch a pills then my gf was like then her friend was like then I was like hey hey hey. So then I sobered up and life sucked again.

[sillygirl]

dork

[taylorspl]

dork doesn't win you ish. At least say something funny like one time I had sex with a cucumber.

[sillygirl]

You can't actually have sex with a cucumber

[taylorspl]

I know I can't but you can.

[sillygirl]

No I can't. You can't have SEX with vegetables.

[taylorspl]

maybe not reciprocating sex but you can use it for sex. it would be too painfull if I tried although I probably could. That however would take more than alcohol to pull that one over on meh.

[sillygirl]

yuck. I don't wanna hear about it, taylor

[taylorspl]

fine I won't tell you then. I need to buy some new clothes.

[sillygirl]

uh, ok. What does that have to do with cuddling?

[taylorspl]

because I need to look good for when you come down here. duh. and because I want to start skating again so I need trendy skateboarding clothes.

[sillygirl]

are you flirting with me?

[taylorspl]

i dont flirt i whip it out.

[sillygirl]

THAT'S not how to get a girl to visit you in a different city...

[taylorspl]

You should write a book on how to and I will happily read it.

[telekinetic]

i'm reporting your posts to the moderator for being something that should have been in a chat room. Buddah will not like this at all, and will close it, and i will Win! Yay!

[sillygirl]

Hehe... once again, are you flirting with me? lol

And there isn't a book needed, just maybe some common sense...

[taylorspl]

common sense isn't too common these days... I dunno what if I am... I'm retarded I do sit down to pee after all.

[sillygirl]

LOL I thought that was supposed to be a secret! (the sitting down to pee)

And I dunno what to say to 'what if I am' because I don't know if you are!

[telekinetic]

Originally posted by taylorspl
You should write a book on how to and I will happily read it.

lend it to me! i might need the revised addition. "Volume 2: Convincing Woment to travel accross the continent for No Good Reason"

[sillygirl]

Originally posted by twistedmosaic
lend it to me! i might need the revised addition. "Volume 2: Convincing Woment to travel accross the continent for No Good Reason"

Heeheehee... who is this woman you speak of? Convincing a girl to do something is specific to each girl, you see...

[taylorspl]

It's easy it seems if you treat them like shit they just come back for more and if you actually try to be nice they just cheat on you with the asshole instead.

[taylorspl]

I don't care if anyone on here knows I sit down to pee I have a better reason than anyone else at least.

[sillygirl]

Uh, wow, taylor... bitter, much?

[taylorspl]

I am not bitter I am simply...well maybe a little bitter I cant help it. I will win gawd damn it. Here's a riddle though...if taylor drinks a 1/5 of vodka/triple sec can he hear a tree if it falls on him in a forest?

[sillygirl]

No. Because his head would explode.

[sillygirl]

Sheesh, still winning? The boys must've gone to bed without me!

[taylorspl]

Assuming it fell on his head and not his leg or chest. It also depends on teh size of said tree. I seem to be quite resiliant to damage as I am still here after teh many car accidents and random falling off of rooves or however you speel roof x2.

[sillygirl]

How many times does it take to teach you not to get that close to the edge?

[taylorspl]

Eh, its all good. It's just perspective anyways after the pain goes away. Story time I got to see my old neighbors having sex on their back porch when I was on my roof once.