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Old 01-05-2004, 02:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Is your ass hairy?

Maybe this will be the greatest thread in TFP history!

But really, I'm just curious.. Y'know?
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Old 01-05-2004, 02:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sure is
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Old 01-05-2004, 03:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-05-2004, 05:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm a guy too, and, thgough I often say, "[they] can kiss my hairy ass," my ass is not particularly hairy. Hell, I'm 34 and only now am I able to grow credible facial hair, and even still, it's scraggly and disreputable. Just not a lot of body hair in my bloodline.
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Old 01-05-2004, 06:27 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i have................hair....................on my ass.



are you happy you know now munky?


*wonders why he wants too know.*
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Old 01-05-2004, 08:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It's all in due time Mr. Fly.. All in due time.. MUAHAHAH
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Old 01-05-2004, 08:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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bald ass here
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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bald ass here
But what about the other.. nevermind.
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Mine's as soft (and bald) as a babies bottom!
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm thinking of transplanting some of my butt-hair to my forehead.

Hell, probably better than combing my eyebrows up!
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, my ass has a little hair on it. Not much.
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:56 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm thinking of transplanting some of my butt-hair to my forehead.

Hell, probably better than combing my eyebrows up!
not a bad idea....

as for me I'm Italian/Irish..plenty of hair to go around... except for receding hair line..
someone's playin a joke on me..
 
Old 01-05-2004, 11:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My ass isn't hairy. My butthole is though.
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Old 01-05-2004, 05:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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My ass isn't hairy. My butthole is though.
Yeah, me too, what's that all about, how is this in the least bit usefull, never have I ever thought "hmmmph, my asshole is extremely cold, I wish they made mittens for it, or I could grow even more hair down there" Hair on the starfish = tits on a nun
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Old 01-05-2004, 08:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hairy, nothing that a small fire couldn't erase.
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Old 01-05-2004, 09:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yes, extremely. My ass should by synonymous with... something else that is extremely hairy

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Old 01-05-2004, 09:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I have tried shaving, but that has only made things worse...can you use Nair on genitals/ass area?
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Old 01-06-2004, 12:18 AM   #18 (permalink)
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^ Nair.. i'd be definately scared of the burrrrn.
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Old 01-06-2004, 03:07 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Oh oh oh!! Someone stole my asshair!!


Quote:
Originally posted by Tophat665
I'm a guy too, and, thgough I often say, "[they] can kiss my hairy ass," my ass is not particularly hairy. Hell, I'm 34 and only now am I able to grow credible facial hair, and even still, it's scraggly and disreputable. Just not a lot of body hair in my bloodline.
This pretty well describes me, as well. Just 2 years younger.
I wouldn't call my facial hair credible yet, though. Scraggly and disreputable, yes.
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Old 01-06-2004, 03:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Some yes, but its that soft, cute, nice hair that feels good when my girl runs her hands thru it, or at least she seems to like it
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Old 01-06-2004, 05:27 PM   #21 (permalink)
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sure, kinda hairy, why?


nevermind, I really dont' want to know...
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Old 01-06-2004, 07:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Nope. No hairy butt here. Smooth as silk.
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Old 01-07-2004, 06:38 AM   #23 (permalink)
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like a coconut
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Old 01-08-2004, 09:22 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Some yes, but its that soft, cute, nice hair that feels good when my girl runs her hands thru it, or at least she seems to like it
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Old 01-08-2004, 10:38 AM   #25 (permalink)
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i like Minx's answer...

what she said!
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Old 01-08-2004, 11:32 AM   #26 (permalink)
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well as of today, 55% of this thread's posters are hairy asses.

us baldies are being out numbered.
we need to recruit more bald asses for this thread!!!

we cannot let the hairy asses win!!
seek out the baldies!
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Old 01-08-2004, 05:57 PM   #27 (permalink)
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there should be an option for kind of, because I don't consider it hairy but there is some hair on it.
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Old 01-08-2004, 06:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I've definately got a little hair back there, but everytime I try to see how much I hurt my neck.
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I've definately got a little hair back there, but everytime I try to see how much I hurt my neck.
Use a big mirror!
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Old 01-08-2004, 07:57 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Just a bit, yes. I prefer, though, to keep company with those with none (Bern, Minx, Angel, Springrain .
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Old 01-08-2004, 08:21 PM   #31 (permalink)
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My ass is incredably hairy. Finding my asshole is like trying to find Santa's mouth.
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:46 AM   #32 (permalink)
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My ass is incredably hairy. Finding my asshole is like trying to find Santa's mouth.
Thank you for the best worst mental picure ever. Santa's mouth smells like shit.
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:58 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Thank you for the best worst mental picure ever. Santa's mouth smells like shit.
Are you... Mrs. Clause?
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:41 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Hairy mostly in the crack, it takes some time to wipe the sticky shit off my hairy crack after going poop. Messy.
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Old 01-10-2004, 04:06 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Not that hairy, but hairy indeed...

This thread reminds me of Rob Schneider in 'Animal'
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