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Glory's Sun · 12-14-2003, 10:46 PM

What are some of your favorite sayings when your drunk..or that you've heard someone say?

mine are: Take me drunk I'm home
and
I swear to drunk I'm not God

Latch · 12-15-2003, 12:00 AM

Excuse my use of the "c-word" below.. I WAS drunk hehe

I was trying to say "My throat was sore you c*nt".

I ended up saying "My c*nt was sore you... oh wait".

Haven't lived it down yet.

bundy · 12-15-2003, 05:39 AM

upon being pulled over for driving down the footpath of a main road, silly drunk billy´s first words to the young policewoman were,

¨i haven´t had a cunt all night, drinkstable.¨

classic line, but i´ve never met anyone with balls to try it on.

**apologies for the c word**

mb99usa · 12-15-2003, 07:20 AM

My favorite is :

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

theguyondacouch · 12-15-2003, 07:25 AM

Why occifer, of course theres no blood in my alchohol.

Sorry I was speeding, I was too busy trying not to spill my beer

mb99usa · 12-15-2003, 07:33 AM

give me another beer the blood count is getting to high in my alcohol stream

gnort · 12-15-2003, 09:50 AM

one's i've heard:
"Hey! If I lick this will I die?" (person is holding a wire that is coming out of the wall)
and
"I just want to fart in this girl's face"
drunk high school kids always come up with weird sayings

KWSN · 12-15-2003, 04:57 PM

me drunk after a concert in new york a couple years back...

*is leaning against a building*
cop: get off there, no loitering
me: (sounding like Jim Breuer in Half Baked) You know what? How about I go loiter.......... over here.
*tries to sit on newspaper dispenser, falls over*

KWSN · 12-15-2003, 06:29 PM

oh, and another:

me (sober): dude, you're gonna need help getting to the car-
my friend chris (drunk as fuck): YOU CAN BE ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOT!

i didn't get it either

chiefslappajo · 12-15-2003, 09:18 PM

"I'm just gonna go marinate in my own juices for awhile."

My drunk-ass friend Todd on his way to bed the other night.

KWSN · 12-16-2003, 01:03 PM

"FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"

a word that my drunk friend Eric discovered last night (and said like 999999999 times)

dy156 · 12-16-2003, 01:32 PM

My friend, drunk as we go through the Wendy's drive-thru with a cute sounding (probably in High School) girl on the other end.

Me- "I'll have a number one with cheese, mustard, and no Mayo or ketchup. Hey, ___, do you want anything?"

Friend, trying to be funny and way too loud -"can I get a vagina combo?"

cute-sounding girl on the microphone - "uhm, do you want a big water for him?"

It's never a good idea to talk to the cops who are trying to break up a frat party because of noise complaints:

The cops came and told everyone to leave and go home. Having had "just a few drinks" and irritated that they had come so soon, I went to talk to them. As the conversation deteriorated, but just before my friends came to take me away before I got in trouble, one of the cops threatened to arrest everyone there for public intoxication unless I quit arguing with him.
"Well, how much sense does that make? We were trying to be lawful, home-drunks, not public drunks, and no one would have been in public until you came and told them to go home, making them public-drunks."

He wasn't amused, and I still think I had a point, but nothing came of it except that everyone gave me a hard time about being a lawful-home-drunk for the rest of my college career.

sillygirl · 12-16-2003, 03:46 PM

One time I was at a party, drunk, and decided to call my cousin. Yeah. I usually decide to call her when I'm drunk, and it's ALWAYS an original thought. lol

Anyways, I was singing the 'drunk' song....

"I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk.. I'm really really drunk... I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk... I'm really really drunk.." to the tune of that one song... I can't remember the name of it right now.. it's like a hatdance song or something..... (yes, I'm sober, I'm just tired....)

Kaos · 12-17-2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
One time I was at a party, drunk, and decided to call my cousin. Yeah. I usually decide to call her when I'm drunk, and it's ALWAYS an original thought. lol

Anyways, I was singing the 'drunk' song....

"I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk.. I'm really really drunk... I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk... I'm really really drunk.." to the tune of that one song... I can't remember the name of it right now.. it's like a hatdance song or something..... (yes, I'm sober, I'm just tired....)

The Mexican Hat Dance?

World's King · 12-17-2003, 12:43 PM

"She's not all that hot... I'd rather fuck her outfit."

I said this about a girl that was wearing some skin tight rubber thing.

Sho Nuff · 12-17-2003, 01:01 PM

Cop pulls a guy over for reckless driving and says "What are you doing driving on the sidewalk"

the guy replies "Can't you see Im too drunk to drive in the streets."

Supposedly a true story from somewhere but I doubt it.

12-14-2003, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	Favorite Drunk sayings What are some of your favorite sayings when your drunk..or that you've heard someone say? mine are: Take me drunk I'm home and I swear to drunk I'm not God

12-15-2003, 05:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	upon being pulled over for driving down the footpath of a main road, silly drunk billy´s first words to the young policewoman were, ¨i haven´t had a cunt all night, drinkstable.¨ classic line, but i´ve never met anyone with balls to try it on. apologies for the c word __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-15-2003, 07:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	My favorite is : I'm not as think as you drunk I am __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

12-15-2003, 07:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Why occifer, of course theres no blood in my alchohol. Sorry I was speeding, I was too busy trying not to spill my beer __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

12-15-2003, 07:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	give me another beer the blood count is getting to high in my alcohol stream __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

12-15-2003, 12:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Excuse my use of the "c-word" below.. I WAS drunk hehe I was trying to say "My throat was sore you cnt". I ended up saying "My cnt was sore you... oh wait". Haven't lived it down yet.

12-15-2003, 09:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	one's i've heard: "Hey! If I lick this will I die?" (person is holding a wire that is coming out of the wall) and "I just want to fart in this girl's face" drunk high school kids always come up with weird sayings __________________ You had me at Qapla'

12-15-2003, 04:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
KWSN green	me drunk after a concert in new york a couple years back... is leaning against a building cop: get off there, no loitering me: (sounding like Jim Breuer in Half Baked) You know what? How about I go loiter.......... over here. tries to sit on newspaper dispenser, falls over __________________ Your arms are broken!

12-15-2003, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
KWSN green	oh, and another: me (sober): dude, you're gonna need help getting to the car- my friend chris (drunk as fuck): YOU CAN BE ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOT! i didn't get it either __________________ Your arms are broken!

12-15-2003, 09:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
chiefslappajo Insane Location: bluegrass	"I'm just gonna go marinate in my own juices for awhile." My drunk-ass friend Todd on his way to bed the other night. __________________ Longstanding Member Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.

12-16-2003, 01:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
KWSN green	"FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" a word that my drunk friend Eric discovered last night (and said like 999999999 times) __________________ Your arms are broken!

12-16-2003, 01:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	My friend, drunk as we go through the Wendy's drive-thru with a cute sounding (probably in High School) girl on the other end. Me- "I'll have a number one with cheese, mustard, and no Mayo or ketchup. Hey, ___, do you want anything?" Friend, trying to be funny and way too loud -"can I get a vagina combo?" cute-sounding girl on the microphone - "uhm, do you want a big water for him?" It's never a good idea to talk to the cops who are trying to break up a frat party because of noise complaints: The cops came and told everyone to leave and go home. Having had "just a few drinks" and irritated that they had come so soon, I went to talk to them. As the conversation deteriorated, but just before my friends came to take me away before I got in trouble, one of the cops threatened to arrest everyone there for public intoxication unless I quit arguing with him. "Well, how much sense does that make? We were trying to be lawful, home-drunks, not public drunks, and no one would have been in public until you came and told them to go home, making them public-drunks." He wasn't amused, and I still think I had a point, but nothing came of it except that everyone gave me a hard time about being a lawful-home-drunk for the rest of my college career. Last edited by dy156; 12-16-2003 at 01:48 PM..

12-16-2003, 03:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	One time I was at a party, drunk, and decided to call my cousin. Yeah. I usually decide to call her when I'm drunk, and it's ALWAYS an original thought. lol Anyways, I was singing the 'drunk' song.... "I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk.. I'm really really drunk... I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk... I'm really really drunk.." to the tune of that one song... I can't remember the name of it right now.. it's like a hatdance song or something..... (yes, I'm sober, I'm just tired....) __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

12-17-2003, 12:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	"She's not all that hot... I'd rather fuck her outfit." I said this about a girl that was wearing some skin tight rubber thing. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

12-17-2003, 01:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	Cop pulls a guy over for reckless driving and says "What are you doing driving on the sidewalk" the guy replies "Can't you see Im too drunk to drive in the streets." Supposedly a true story from somewhere but I doubt it. __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.