I rule
 

I would llike to take this opportunity to let everyone know about how much I rule. This chick I thought I had a crush on for five years... finally called her, and she's actually a pretty boring person. We talked for quite a while. I still plan on being friends with her, but enough of that.

My balls are really huge, you know? And I could also take on the world right now if I wanted to :D No really, I could. Say for example that some country wanted to wipe me out, because I just rule that much, and they decide to launch a nuclear missile at me (because they estimate that it would require a weapon of that magniture to take me out), but as the bomb dropped right above me and it approached me, I'd glance at it, threw my head back and give a loud, booming and maniacal laugh. Then I'd brace myself and take the explosion head on. My skin would absorb all of the radiantion thereafter, and I would emerge unharmed. I can't believe how much I rule.

I'd also like to point out that if Bones really left, and with JadziaDax's recent departure from TFP, this place has become a lot less cheerful, at least for older members such as myself. If you plan on becoming well-liked and loved by TFP, please don't leave anymore, okay? :) That means everyone who has been around for a while, like the Giant One, and countless others (everyone knows the Giant One)

That is all.

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stiltz...you need to look into a pair of extra-large (front) sleeper jammies...

You're not a ninja are you? If you're going to totally flip out in my presence, better warn me first so I can put on an eye patch or something.

Seriously though, I haven't been here all that long, but the atmosphere is noticeably different without Jadzia. Not sure who's up to the job of filling that breast-shaped hole in our lives, but I second your hopes that nobody else "important" leaves :D

Hail Stiltzkin!

Congratulations on your most recent regime change. I hope you plan to operate a benevolent dictatorship. Those seem to have the greatest probability of success. Beware of those rogue cells of dissent that lurk in the most unlikely of places.

I do not plane to depart but one rarely knows when the end is near. Life is fragile.
Electronic life can be the most fragile of all.
-GH

I don't get it, Uncle Fil, but I appreciate the thought. :)

I am not a ninja, I am a samurai, but I will not take any offense.

Benevolent dictatorship... yes, yes I will do that. Now where did I leave those matches...

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And for today's Sing-a-long we will be Preforming Big Balls by AC/DC. Turn to page 7 in your books. Everyone ready?

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

Ball sucker!

here stiltz.............good luck man.

http://linux.clare.cam.ac.uk/~dct25/...ks-matches.jpg

Thanks much, flyman. And now for your viewing please, a portfolio of my handiwork:

http://image.weather.com/web/safeside/fire/wildfire.jpg
http://www.ci.paradise-valley.az.us/...s/wildfire.jpg
http://www.catamount-design.com/wildfire.jpeg
http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/disasterr...s/wildfire.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/02...iner.intro.jpg
http://www.grahamowen.com/images5/house-1-burning.jpg
http://www.bergphoto.com/ee/images/ee03.jpg
http://www.arc.govt.nz/volcanic/images/firehouse.gif
http://www.usoftrecords.com/graphics...rk_burning.gif
My greatest work.
http://www.cc1071.com/newyork/ny_img/ny_pg26.jpg
It is also in the history books... burnt.

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i didn't know. be careful tho, that sounds like it could be stressful for your back. maybe get a hand cart or a sling or some kinda support.

wow. i didn't realize Jadzia left.... :(
with christmas & home remodeling, my online time has taken a recent nose dive. plus, even tho i know it's only temporary, i miss that search for new threads feature. i suppose i should check some of the other forums outside of nonsense to try to figure out Jad's departure.... and i keep hoping one day Bones will start an "i'm back in the hizzle!" thread, but i don't know why he left either... i don't totally buy the suddenly bored claim. i do however, wish Bones & Jadzia all the best, no matter their reasons for leaving are.

Let me elaborate on my balls. See, I only have these huge balls because I am man enough to carry them around. My back doesn't feel any strain. I could also teabag ten bitches with one swipe if I wanted to, which I have already done several times, and the ladies involved seemed to enjoy it. Now I know you are enjoying this talk about my scrotum too much, but I can't go on about it.

Please, everyone, rock on.

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maybe you need an extra large hat too!! ;)

Men rule.
Women decide.

So it has ever been.

2Wolves

"I am not a ninja, I am a samurai, but I will not take any offense."


Ninjas kick Samurai ass.



" If you plan on becoming well-liked and loved by TFP, please don't leave anymore, okay?"


so, does that mean I'm free to go?

This is exactly what we want Ninjas to believe.
Nope. You are forever a prisoner of TFP! :D

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Let us not forget that I rule.

Thank you.

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just curious............what exactly do you rule?


*you took my matches...........i've gotta ask.*

i'm new here but i never plan on leaving i love this forum, it rocks........................but not as much as you Stiltzkin