Yzerman: Resurrection
 

Yo, back up in your ass with the resurrection! I was on my deathbed these past 3 days. Ladies and gentlemen, the flu fucking sucks. I haven't eaten anything in atleast 3 days.

Like Tupac, I'm back! Hopefully Biggie and Pac will write me a song about how I beat adversity.

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i always knew you were a pussy stevieY.

good to see you're back and okay.

Glad you are finally feeling better! We have a nasty flu going around up here - my friend's kid was in the hospital for two days with it. Nothing like the poor ones that are dying from it though - that's just heart breaking.

The Resurrection Shuffle
Ashton, Gardner & Dyke


Choose yourself a partner
From the middle of the floor.
Blow a little kiss
To the woman next door.
Step on the gas
Put your head in the air.
make a "V" sign
And you throw back your hair.

Put your hand on your hip
Now you let your back bone slip.
Put out your tongue
Put your head in the air.
Make a "V" sign
And you just don't care.
Now you feel free
You gotta loose control.
All Gods children gotta
Little bit of soul.
You don't have to think
You don't have to move
A muscle just do the brow beatin'
Heavy leather resurrection shuffle.

Think about nothing now
You're nice and high.
You're advocating love
But you don't know why.
Now you getting vibrations
All down to your feet.
That's the brow beatin'
Heavy leather resurrection beat.

Put your hand...

i love you phil... you´re a champion...

oh, and great to hear you´re ok steven.

Thats harsh fly, but I don't even wish what I had on my worst of enemies. Hopefully noone else will get it.

Its bad this year....this is the sickest I've been in a long long time.

just pullin' your johnson dude.

well you're good to go now..........so have fun.:D

So, who cared for you while you were/are sick, Stevie?

stevie, you got sick because you are not getting the proper amount of alcohol intake in your system. I havent had the flu even once since I was 18 (Im 37 now). and I almost never get so much as a cold. (maybe half a dozen in that same time period).

remember, germs cant survive in an alcohol stream

Thats great advice, but I've had plent of alcohol pre-flu, and my immune system still took a beating. I do know that liquor kills canker sores though :)

and flyman, i know your kidding, just wanted to make you feel guilty ;)

fremen- your mom cared for me, your mom and my girlfriend :)

Do you get to star in a movie like Pac? I mean you are still alive but being dead didn't stop Tupac or Biggie from starring in a new video.

good to see that ur back YZilla

OORGLE

Take 600 ml of CoQ10 for a month then call me. Not only will you feel healthier but your orgasms will be more intense; your penis will be longer and fuller; and your lovers will be thanking me -Astrocloud for giving you the secret of life.

Oh yeah, don't forget the viagra and weed... you musn't forget that.

Yeah, it comes out on DVD January 5th. Mel Torme plays myself, and the flu is played by Levar Burton.

glad you're recovered & beat the bug!

my husband was telling me that "they" say the flu has arrived earlier this year & is nastier than ever. in our county this time last year there were 5 cases of the flu; this year there is already 187 reported cases.

oh & i was cleaning up my other hard drive yesterday & ran across this pic. seems as good as any other thread to post it in. (i hope)

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Stevie, I know you were being facetious, but my mom is a nurse and she would've been a big help, for real. :)

Fremen- What a coincidence. And I'm sure she would have. :) Oh well, I'm better anyway.