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#281 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Circus Clowns Hate Really Icy Seltzer
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams |
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#294 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Candied Yams Contain Lethal Excriment Residue
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams |
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Float on.... Alright
Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
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Simply Including Narcotics Inspires Some Tough Exertion Reports Many Old-timers, Taking Increasingly Varied Elements Stigmatizes
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open." |
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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respected old codger kisses our gangly red ears...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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#318 (permalink) |
I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Usually Not Controlable Local Electronic Pulses Habitually Initiate Licking
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom |
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#319 (permalink) |
Lord over all I survey
Location: Northern Michigan
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Retarded Old Cock Kissing Overbearing Greedy Rich Eunich
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