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			 Float on....  Alright 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Great Underoos, Together Through Entropy Resolves Southern Nomadic Incursions, Post Epiphany, Xanadu Longing 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."  | 
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		#208 (permalink) | 
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			 Free Mars! 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Circling your cute little ear rack 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war  | 
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		#209 (permalink) | 
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			 I aim to misbehave! 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: SW Oklahoma 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Feeding Elephants Elderly Ladies Goes Over Often  Disasteriously 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom  | 
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		#211 (permalink) | 
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			 Adrift 
			
			
			
			
			Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Aging Grouches Boating Across Louisiana Lakes 
		
		
		
		
		
			(and my super original name ought to really strain the next person's abilities  )
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	Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams  | 
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			 I aim to misbehave! 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: SW Oklahoma 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Collating Old Neckties Can Let Assorted Men Or Ladies Use Dubious Upscale Supurlatives 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom  | 
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			 will always be an Alyson Hanniganite 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: In the dust of the archives 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Real Old Coot Knows Oklahoma Goes Republican Everytime 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.  | 
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			 Adrift 
			
			
			
			
			Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Bold International Leninists Living Outside Russia Infiltraiting German Hairdresser's Teaching Schools. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams  | 
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			 Modern Man 
			
			
			
			
			Location: West Michigan 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Go Unto The Torrent Elegantly Resisting the Sexual Noises of Ice Pirates and Everybody's Xtra Laderhosen. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues  | 
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			 I aim to misbehave! 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: SW Oklahoma 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Butterflies Each Reach Nirvana Attaining Delicate Entirely Totally Terriffic Elegance 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom  | 
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			 Adrift 
			
			
			
			
			Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Really Overweight Cock-eyed Killers Offend Grubby Ranting Environmentalists 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams  | 
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			 Adrift 
			
			
			
			
			Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Muddy Assholes Get Infected Cysts_Making Asses Nasty 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams  | 
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			 Adrift 
			
			
			
			
			Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 The Radical Inventor's Private Laboratory Evilly Begat Obnoxious Creatures 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams  | 
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