Alternative Tilted Suggestions
 

This thread is for any suggestions not appropriate for the Tilted Suggestions Board.

My first suggestion is that all the theology threads in Tilted Philosophy be merged into a single poll:

A) I believe in God.
B) I don't believe in God.
C) I don't care!

... and how about free doughnuts.

free doughnuts, eh?

make it pizza & beer & i'm there!

oh & C

I'm with bernadette.....throw in pizza and beer and I'm there also.
Oh...but a nice little buffet with some shrimp, crab stuffed mushrooms, hot lobster and butter (oh - that could be fun later), some strawberries dipped in chocolate and heck, I'll bring the champagne.
:)
Oh sorry....what was the original plan? A merger?

You had me at doughnuts.

Mmmmm, doughnuts...

/drools

Drawn butter? I'd eat my own head with drawn butter!

I think all newbies whould start off with a avatar of a huge nasty ass, then when they get enough posts you can change it... more motivation to post...

i'm heading over to the minxy's house! that sounds like one excellent party :)

:lol: that's good

haha

his/her screen name makes that post even better. think plumber's .....

Hail Citizens!

I would like to suggest that everyone post images of hamburgers at least once a week to keep me interested.

Fig. 1.1 An acceptable example:
http://www.masterfulworks.com/images/Hamburger.jpg

Fig. 1.2 An unacceptable example:
http://www.fierbergs.com/assets/rentals/hamburger.jpg

Me, me, me,
-GH

they have to be Krispy Kreme donuts

even hamburgers won't keep me interested.

Back to the original suggestion, I'd like something similar to the Politics board.

Following each thread that is opened in TFP Politics, the vBulletin software will automatically reply with "Liberals suck", followed by "No, conservatives suck more", then lock the thread.

hee, hee, hee...:thumbsup:

I need a forum to post about by dick size.

Urgently!

I say there should be a forum that ignores all replies to original posts. It could be named something like "Tilted Antisociality", "Tilted Misanthropy", "Tilted I Don't Care What You Have To Say" or "Tilted Shut Up".

I would like to see a Tilted Stamp Collecting, Tilted Fly Fishing, and a Tilted Scrapbooking. And maybe a Tilted Smoking, so we have a designated area for the smoking lounge. How's the Tilted Employee Poll and Sauna coming along?

How about a Tilted Good Stuff Only, so I'd only have to read one forum? If someone had a post that they knew I would like, they could post it there.

How about "Tilted Idealism" where all discussions and disagreements are resolved with all participants reaching the same inevitable conclusion at the end.

Tilted Table Manners
Tilted Ice Skating
Tilted Swearing
Tilted "Picking-Up-Hitch-Hikers" Stories
Tilted Grandparents

Tilted JimmyDumbshit?

We need a forum where people can post about how inferior they are to me.

There would be lots of one-upmanship in the form of "No! i'm EVEN MORE inferior to CSflim they you are!" etc.

It would be great! and true.

I recommend that all threads involving any discussion of Relativity be moved to Tilted Nonsense, because this is where they all seem to belong.

How hard is it to understand, people?

Tilted Dirty Old Men Lounge!

Tilted Toltecs
We can have all our discussions of human sacrifice and masochistic worship there.

Every other forum would be eating it's heart out.

Tilted Tatting
For the lace maker in all of us.

Tilted Tilde
Añy post on this board would have to have at least oñe tilde. :)~

Tilted Pinball
No threads would be started

Tilted Flat-Earthers
And watch everything slide off the edge.

Tilted tilting
It would be a knight to remeber.

what is this mysterious code...

intriguing.

GH, you are one seriously funny hamburger.

Just wanted to brush this suggestion off again. However, it should be revised to read "Kerry sucks", then "No, Bush sucks more", then lock the thread.

What the heck forum do you think you're reading? Cooking?