wannabenakid247

All you have to do to get a life time supply of cigarettes is to capture yourself on film blowing a smoke ring that travels the whole way down a poole or snooker cue. You then need to send it to Benson & Hedges cigarette company they will give you a lifetime supply. Simple a that!

floonine

dammit, perfect timing for me to read this since I just quit smoking today. If that is true, you are helping me smoke all those cigarettes.

They're probably all menthol only anyway.

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cchris

Sorry but I'm a bit pissed at the moment.
Let me get thuis straight.
I f I blow a poooole cue and I film my ring traveling downn way past capture then i hedge my bensons?
That is simples

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wannabenakid247

Something like that yeah

Latch

And anyone who watches the video of the ring dies 7 days later...

saltfish

Sounds kinda like the old, "If you can pack a camel cigarette down 14 rings on the paper you win a free carton...

-SF