04-28-2003, 12:33 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
- Dave Barry I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. - Dave Barry Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. - Dave Barry The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. - Dave Barry
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