Astrocloud

I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace

Chingal0

Peace = Paranoia

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Astrocloud

Paranoia = Vanity

witmol

Vanity = Frustration

spived2

Frustration = Throwing monitor down the stairs

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

anleja

throwing monitor down the stairs = regret

Astrocloud

regret = suicide

Chingal0

suicide = silence

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bennyb

Silence #2 = no beans last night

Astrocloud

No beans last night = empty stomach

bennyb

empty stomach = hunting time

Astrocloud

hunting time = Full Moon

witmol

Full Moon = Insomnia.

I just remember sleepless nights when i used looked at the moon for a long time.

bernadette

insomnia = time to take benadryl

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prosequence

benadryl = annoying commercials

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DokuPuffs

annoying commercials = carrot top !

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slimshaydee

carrot top = wanker!

Astrocloud

wanker = 13 Year old Boy

thenewguy

13 year old Boy = not pictured here

Fremen

not pictured here = goatse

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Astrocloud

goatse =

Fly

=playtime

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-Anders

playtime = exhibition board

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Munku

exhibition board = alcohol drinking

cchris

alcohol drinking = Dancing

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DokuPuffs

Dancing = strippers

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Wtf ever.

-Anders

strippers = erection

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DokuPuffs

erection = masturbation

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Wtf ever.

Astrocloud

Masturbation = spilling juice

bernadette

spilling juice = clean up on aisle 4 !

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CSflim

clean up on aisle 4 = pissed off store clerk

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Manorotsky

pissed off store clerk = Clerk with Armalite AR10 pumping round after round bitterly at his co-workers.

-- Fight Club.

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DEI37

Clerk with Armalite AR10 pumping round after round bitterly at his co-workers = A pissed of manager and a bunch of dead people.

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Fremen

blowing guys at the truck stop=Bones job in highschool

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Astrocloud

blowing guys at the truck stop = getting a quick 60 dollars

Fremen

getting a quick 60 dollars = Bones paying to get blown in highschool

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sTghezzo

bones paying to get blown in highschool = comedy

bermuDa

comedy = midget's playing basketball

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spived2

midget's playing basketball = very short game

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

cchris

very short game = snap

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