The equals (=) game - Page 52 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

paddyjoe · 04-19-2005, 03:48 AM

one extra 'e' = large bowl of alphabet soup

SpoilSport · 04-19-2005, 04:48 AM

large bowl of alphabet soup = guaranteed carpet stain

Bob Biter · 04-19-2005, 03:10 PM

guaranteed carpet stain = sex on the crimson wave

Coppertop · 04-19-2005, 03:11 PM

sex on the crimson wave = lube au naturale

uncle phil · 04-19-2005, 04:32 PM

lube au naturale = enough to make madame culnane cringe

paddyjoe · 04-19-2005, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

enough to make madame culnane cringe

= a fart in church on mothers day

Coppertop · 04-19-2005, 05:18 PM

a fart in church on mothers day = there can be no better place

Sticky · 04-20-2005, 09:42 AM

there can be no better place = home in bed

FngKestrel · 04-20-2005, 10:16 AM

home in bed = I'm sick

Sticky · 04-20-2005, 10:53 AM

I'm sick = I am at work anyway

Coppertop · 04-20-2005, 11:24 AM

I am at work anyway = underpaid

FngKestrel · 04-20-2005, 01:19 PM

underpaid = game tester

Coppertop · 04-20-2005, 01:24 PM

game tester = not as glamorous as it sounds

Sage · 04-20-2005, 02:17 PM

not as glamorous as it sounds = stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography)

uncle phil · 04-20-2005, 04:36 PM

stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography) = eyes wide open

mazagmot · 04-20-2005, 09:11 PM

eyes wide open = eyes wide shut

eviL · 04-21-2005, 05:01 AM

eyes wide shut = sleep

Sticky · 04-21-2005, 07:16 AM

sleep = I should be at work

Coppertop · 04-21-2005, 09:42 AM

I should be at work = work is where you go not what you do

Sage · 04-21-2005, 01:35 PM

work is where you go not what you do = be an art major, then it's both

FngKestrel · 04-21-2005, 02:13 PM

be an art major, then it's both = degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither.

uncle phil · 04-21-2005, 04:10 PM

degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither = or both

bernadette · 04-21-2005, 05:25 PM

or both = lotsa hardwork & good fortune

mazagmot · 04-21-2005, 11:19 PM

lotsa hardwork & good fortune = the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie

eviL · 04-22-2005, 04:14 AM

the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie = hard work pays

Sticky · 04-22-2005, 05:20 AM

hard work pays = Not necessarily true in the real world

eviL · 04-22-2005, 07:26 AM

Not necessarily true in the real world = dreams become true

Coppertop · 04-22-2005, 10:24 AM

dreams become true = if you live in Disneyland

eviL · 04-22-2005, 10:40 AM

if you live in Disneyland = u work in disneyland

Astrocloud · 04-22-2005, 11:22 AM

u work in disneyland = U must score with the chick who plays cinderella

jhkayakr · 04-22-2005, 01:12 PM

U must score with the chick who plays cinderella = better than scoring with the dude from neverland.

uncle phil · 04-22-2005, 03:43 PM

better than scoring with the dude from neverland = anything

Bob Biter · 04-22-2005, 06:26 PM

anything = what I was told I could become when I was young

mazagmot · 04-23-2005, 11:11 PM

what I was told I could become when I was young = An amount equal to nothing

Sage · 04-24-2005, 07:46 AM

an amount equal to nothing = my ex

jhkayakr · 04-24-2005, 08:32 AM

my ex = I'm finding out was everyones ex

uncle phil · 04-25-2005, 04:32 PM

I'm finding out was everyones ex = slow ride...sleazy...

Coppertop · 04-26-2005, 02:06 PM

slow ride...sleazy... = used car & its salesman

uncle phil · 04-26-2005, 03:28 PM

used car & its salesman = my buddy's yugo

Coppertop · 05-02-2005, 05:34 PM

my buddy's yugo = the butt of many jokes

04-19-2005, 03:10 PM	#2043 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	guaranteed carpet stain = sex on the crimson wave __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

04-19-2005, 04:32 PM	#2045 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	lube au naturale = enough to make madame culnane cringe __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-20-2005, 02:17 PM	#2054 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	not as glamorous as it sounds = stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography) __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

04-20-2005, 04:36 PM	#2055 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stripping (read Jenna Jameson's autobiography) = eyes wide open __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-20-2005, 09:11 PM	#2056 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	eyes wide open = eyes wide shut __________________ d^_^b Got my headphones on.

04-19-2005, 03:48 AM	#2041 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	one extra 'e' = large bowl of alphabet soup

04-19-2005, 04:48 AM	#2042 (permalink)
SpoilSport Tilted Location: US, East Coast. Blah.	large bowl of alphabet soup = guaranteed carpet stain

04-19-2005, 03:11 PM	#2044 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	sex on the crimson wave = lube au naturale

04-19-2005, 05:18 PM	#2047 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	a fart in church on mothers day = there can be no better place

04-20-2005, 09:42 AM	#2048 (permalink)
Sticky	there can be no better place = home in bed __________________ Sticky The Stickman

04-20-2005, 10:16 AM	#2049 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	home in bed = I'm sick

04-20-2005, 10:53 AM	#2050 (permalink)
Sticky	I'm sick = I am at work anyway __________________ Sticky The Stickman

04-20-2005, 11:24 AM	#2051 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I am at work anyway = underpaid

04-20-2005, 01:19 PM	#2052 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	underpaid = game tester

04-20-2005, 01:24 PM	#2053 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	game tester = not as glamorous as it sounds

04-21-2005, 05:01 AM	#2057 (permalink)
eviL Upright	eyes wide shut = sleep

04-21-2005, 05:25 PM	#2063 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	or both = lotsa hardwork & good fortune __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

04-21-2005, 07:16 AM	#2058 (permalink)
Sticky	sleep = I should be at work __________________ Sticky The Stickman

04-21-2005, 09:42 AM	#2059 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I should be at work = work is where you go not what you do

04-21-2005, 01:35 PM	#2060 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	work is where you go not what you do = be an art major, then it's both __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

04-21-2005, 02:13 PM	#2061 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	be an art major, then it's both = degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither.

04-21-2005, 04:10 PM	#2062 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	degree in conceptual art guarantees it's neither = or both __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-21-2005, 11:19 PM	#2064 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	lotsa hardwork & good fortune = the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie __________________ d^_^b Got my headphones on.

04-22-2005, 04:14 AM	#2065 (permalink)
eviL Upright	the waiter in a chinese restaurant gets a complimentary fortune cookie = hard work pays

04-22-2005, 05:20 AM	#2066 (permalink)
Sticky	hard work pays = Not necessarily true in the real world __________________ Sticky The Stickman

04-22-2005, 07:26 AM	#2067 (permalink)
eviL Upright	Not necessarily true in the real world = dreams become true

04-22-2005, 10:24 AM	#2068 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	dreams become true = if you live in Disneyland

04-22-2005, 10:40 AM	#2069 (permalink)
eviL Upright	if you live in Disneyland = u work in disneyland

04-22-2005, 11:22 AM	#2070 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	u work in disneyland = U must score with the chick who plays cinderella

04-22-2005, 01:12 PM	#2071 (permalink)
jhkayakr Insane Location: under the skirt	U must score with the chick who plays cinderella = better than scoring with the dude from neverland. __________________ ........gotta need for speed....

04-22-2005, 03:43 PM	#2072 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	better than scoring with the dude from neverland = anything __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-22-2005, 06:26 PM	#2073 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	anything = what I was told I could become when I was young __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

04-23-2005, 11:11 PM	#2074 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	what I was told I could become when I was young = An amount equal to nothing __________________ d^_^b Got my headphones on.

04-24-2005, 07:46 AM	#2075 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	an amount equal to nothing = my ex __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

04-24-2005, 08:32 AM	#2076 (permalink)
jhkayakr Insane Location: under the skirt	my ex = I'm finding out was everyones ex __________________ ........gotta need for speed....

04-25-2005, 04:32 PM	#2077 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I'm finding out was everyones ex = slow ride...sleazy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-26-2005, 02:06 PM	#2078 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	slow ride...sleazy... = used car & its salesman