The equals (=) game - Page 34 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

FatherTed · 10-21-2004, 12:13 PM

itchy pubes = a good scratch!

bparker805 · 10-21-2004, 01:44 PM

= what my gf's dog loves when he sees me

Fly · 10-21-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bparker805

what my gf's dog loves when he sees me

= to sniff your crotch

10-21-2004, 05:55 PM

to sniff your crotch=impossible to do (unless you're very talented)

Fly · 10-21-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :::OshnSoul:::

impossible to do (unless you're very talented)

= pleasure the one you love

....*slurp*....

Mephex · 10-22-2004, 10:11 PM

pleasure the one you love = pleasure yourself

10-22-2004, 10:13 PM

pleasure yourself=most important thing to do

Mephex · 10-22-2004, 10:24 PM

most important thing to do= to breathe

Rdr4evr · 10-22-2004, 10:57 PM

to breathe = to live

victorjara · 10-23-2004, 12:58 AM

to live = to die

cheeterbo · 10-23-2004, 10:56 AM

to die = a sweet, sweet release

thesupermikey · 10-23-2004, 02:00 PM

a sweet, sweet release = taking a shit after eating a lot of fiber.

10-23-2004, 03:53 PM

taking a shit after eating a lot of fiber.=just the way of cleaning out your system

LeviticusMky · 10-23-2004, 07:36 PM

Just the way of cleaning out your system = fuel injector cleaner, engine degreaser, and an oil change.

Fly · 10-23-2004, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeviticusMky

fuel injector cleaner, engine degreaser, and an oil change.

= lube,shower,blowjob

AntoineMartinez · 10-24-2004, 04:14 PM

lube, shower, blowjob = girlfriend catching you cheating

shaggs_manoa · 10-25-2004, 12:06 AM

girlfriend catching you cheating = her own damn fault for inviting her best friend to live with you

victorjara · 10-26-2004, 04:43 PM

her own damn fault for inviting her best friend to live with you=they share a room and you're on the couch

uncle phil · 11-01-2004, 02:03 PM

they share a room and you're on the couch = home from college

11-02-2004, 08:09 PM

home from college = party time

victorjara · 11-02-2004, 08:38 PM

party time = a pizza, Ben and Jerry's, and the remote control.

socal · 11-03-2004, 03:57 AM

a pizza, Ben and Jerry's, and the remote control. = we dont run so fast

Stug · 11-03-2004, 04:07 AM

we don't run so fast = The Smurf marathon team

Phantom Power · 11-03-2004, 04:09 AM

The Smurf marathon team = all guys and one girl

uncle phil · 11-03-2004, 04:35 PM

all guys and one girl = snow white and the seven dwarves

shaggs_manoa · 11-03-2004, 11:33 PM

snow white and the seven dwarves = children's introduction to swinging

nofnway · 11-03-2004, 11:37 PM

children's introduction to swinging = dancing in your pajamas

11-04-2004, 07:55 AM

dancing in your pajamas=things we do when you're bored & alone

uncle phil · 11-04-2004, 05:00 PM

things we do when you're bored & alone = watch

shaggs_manoa · 11-05-2004, 12:28 AM

watch = the thing you look at and instantly forget what it said

Wheat King · 11-05-2004, 06:29 AM

the thing you look at and automatically forget what it said = television

( I was tempted to say wife...)

Astrocloud · 11-05-2004, 07:46 AM

television = the drug of the nation

uncle phil · 11-05-2004, 01:06 PM

the drug of the nation = alcohol

shaggs_manoa · 11-05-2004, 07:47 PM

alcohol = what I really need right now!

uncle phil · 11-08-2004, 12:44 PM

what I really need right now! = golf weather

shaggs_manoa · 11-09-2004, 01:57 AM

golf weather = anything but lightning

uncle phil · 11-09-2004, 12:25 PM

anything but lightning = a sharp stick in the eye

Coppertop · 11-09-2004, 12:26 PM

a sharp stick in the eye = worse than a kick in the nuts

thesupermikey · 11-09-2004, 06:28 PM

worse than a kick in the nuts = big kicked in the nuts 2 times

OQwerty1 · 11-09-2004, 06:37 PM

being? kicked in the nuts 2 times = goodbye little swimmers

10-23-2004, 02:00 PM	#1332 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	a sweet, sweet release = taking a shit after eating a lot of fiber. __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

10-25-2004, 12:06 AM	#1337 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	girlfriend catching you cheating = her own damn fault for inviting her best friend to live with you __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-01-2004, 02:03 PM	#1339 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	they share a room and you're on the couch = home from college __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-03-2004, 04:07 AM	#1343 (permalink)
Stug Crazy Location: UK	we don't run so fast = The Smurf marathon team __________________ and so ends the thought process for another day...

11-03-2004, 04:35 PM	#1345 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	all guys and one girl = snow white and the seven dwarves __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-21-2004, 12:13 PM	#1321 (permalink)
FatherTed Crazy Location: Ireland	itchy pubes = a good scratch!

10-21-2004, 01:44 PM	#1322 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	= what my gf's dog loves when he sees me

10-21-2004, 05:55 PM	#1324 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	to sniff your crotch=impossible to do (unless you're very talented)

10-22-2004, 10:11 PM	#1326 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	pleasure the one you love = pleasure yourself

10-22-2004, 10:13 PM	#1327 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	pleasure yourself=most important thing to do

10-22-2004, 10:24 PM	#1328 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	most important thing to do= to breathe

10-22-2004, 10:57 PM	#1329 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	to breathe = to live

10-23-2004, 12:58 AM	#1330 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	to live = to die

10-23-2004, 10:56 AM	#1331 (permalink)
cheeterbo Crazy Location: newyork	to die = a sweet, sweet release

10-23-2004, 03:53 PM	#1333 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	taking a shit after eating a lot of fiber.=just the way of cleaning out your system

11-03-2004, 11:37 PM	#1347 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	children's introduction to swinging = dancing in your pajamas __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

10-23-2004, 07:36 PM	#1334 (permalink)
LeviticusMky Crazy Location: Minnesota	Just the way of cleaning out your system = fuel injector cleaner, engine degreaser, and an oil change.

10-24-2004, 04:14 PM	#1336 (permalink)
AntoineMartinez Upright	lube, shower, blowjob = girlfriend catching you cheating

10-26-2004, 04:43 PM	#1338 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	her own damn fault for inviting her best friend to live with you=they share a room and you're on the couch

11-02-2004, 08:09 PM	#1340 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	home from college = party time

11-02-2004, 08:38 PM	#1341 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	party time = a pizza, Ben and Jerry's, and the remote control.

11-03-2004, 03:57 AM	#1342 (permalink)
socal Tilted	a pizza, Ben and Jerry's, and the remote control. = we dont run so fast

11-03-2004, 04:09 AM	#1344 (permalink)
Phantom Power Loser Location: Charlottetown	The Smurf marathon team = all guys and one girl

11-03-2004, 11:33 PM	#1346 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	snow white and the seven dwarves = children's introduction to swinging __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-04-2004, 07:55 AM	#1348 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	dancing in your pajamas=things we do when you're bored & alone

11-04-2004, 05:00 PM	#1349 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	things we do when you're bored & alone = watch __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-05-2004, 12:28 AM	#1350 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	watch = the thing you look at and instantly forget what it said __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-05-2004, 06:29 AM	#1351 (permalink)
Wheat King Loser	the thing you look at and automatically forget what it said = television ( I was tempted to say wife...)

11-05-2004, 07:46 AM	#1352 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	television = the drug of the nation

11-05-2004, 01:06 PM	#1353 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the drug of the nation = alcohol __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-05-2004, 07:47 PM	#1354 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	alcohol = what I really need right now! __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-08-2004, 12:44 PM	#1355 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	what I really need right now! = golf weather __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-09-2004, 01:57 AM	#1356 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	golf weather = anything but lightning __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

11-09-2004, 12:25 PM	#1357 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	anything but lightning = a sharp stick in the eye __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-09-2004, 12:26 PM	#1358 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	a sharp stick in the eye = worse than a kick in the nuts

11-09-2004, 06:28 PM	#1359 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	worse than a kick in the nuts = big kicked in the nuts 2 times __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert